Did You Know That If Nasa We're Considering Anything For A 9th Planet It Would Be There 'hypothetical'

Nothing can make a nerd feel like a god more then finishing the first game of thrones book in 2 day while also studying for 3 finals and writing a term paper all at once

Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago

Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

That moment when you realize cum was the first salad dressing:

I have learned several things tonight

1 throwing up while drunk much less painful then while anxious

2 as asexual either when drum me saying not

3. If I say can drink bottle of wine but self stop me

4 ado correct dose work but you have to be drunk first

5 had thought no longer have thought it was there now gone no thought just 5

6 me drunk

Time to find out

So i found out about clown husbandry recently and the one thing I'm curious about is are mascots a breed of clown and if they are what dose that make furry but if they are not a breed of clown and just a branch of furry then dose that make animatronics like we see in the fnaf documentary the furry equivalent of a fear clown?

I fucling love my professor, finals are next week and he let me hand in a paper today that was due 4 weeks ago

I fucking hate hallucinations because want do you mean I see a bug on my arm in my dreams and get woken up from a dead sleep cuz I can feel it one me in real life and I wake up and see it it's fucking there right on my arm where I can feel it but that's not a bug that exists in the real world it's a cross between a cricket and a cockroch the size of a tarantula it don't fucking exist and Yet The Bitch is On My Arm

I hate it here whatever wird bounce package this is I would like to unsubscribe whatever this is I didn't sign up for it

I would like to schedule a murder.

Next Saturday. Bed wars.

Just You, Me and The Void™️

I was forced to paint over my witchcraft...the not because my very christian parents fingered out it was witchcraft no no no but because we're moving and they don't want someone to mistake there precious child's pritty symbols as satanic.

Because obviously there lovely little gremlin could never do something like that.....

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