How do I say down bad in a professional stance like how do I get across that this theory is reliant on someone being really fucking horny?????
I cant tell if I've gone week or it the antidepressants finally worked and I can feel feelings again cuz tell me why epic the musical made me cry and not one of the sad songs no the damn ending
Ok so aperently this was a love scam thing that people usually pull on the elderly and my autistic ass just completely missed the mark trying to get us back on topic to the insurance thing he was supposed to be selling me that I don't qualify for like my mind was fully just "sir your a telemarketer, aren't you supposed to be marketing me something can we just get back to that so I can say no and hang up i don't know how to respond to you flirting with me when you refuse to take a hint" but also I mentioned being a 20 something college student what money do you think I have for you to scam to begin with if ither of us was gonna be asking for money it would have been me???
I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???
One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.
Nothing can make a nerd feel like a god more then finishing the first game of thrones book in 2 day while also studying for 3 finals and writing a term paper all at once
I was forced to paint over my witchcraft...the not because my very christian parents fingered out it was witchcraft no no no but because we're moving and they don't want someone to mistake there precious child's pritty symbols as satanic.
Because obviously there lovely little gremlin could never do something like that.....
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Bruh I feel like Im stuck in some sort of weird limbo like I'm between hyper fixations at the moment and my friend keeps trying to get me to watch sk8 the infinity and I want to I really want to but I also want to go back to one of my old hyperfixations ....
Like my friend I do desperately want to watch the gay catastrophe that is sk8 the infinity but I also want to rewatch the entirety of supernatural and also reread this one very specific HP fanfic about the Marauders
Like ADHD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AJDBSJSJXV
Got to love waking up in the middle of the night from a nightmare only to end up hallucinating the thing you were having a nightmare about then ending up in a Google deep dive that results in you reading actual scientific papers on the subject when you realize hallucinations aren't normal and are trying to figure out if your gonna need to get dion with a new flavor of crazy....
Anyone
Anyone at all
Nope just me
Merry Christmas everybody,
For this Christmas am I going to pretend to be a normal human being for once? No. No I am not. Am I going hide in the corner avoiding my family while lisining to buzzfeed unsolved and reading a book on poison? Yes. Yes I am. Should my family be concerned? Probably-
Happy saturnalia my fellow Freaks-
i went to make oatmeal cookies only to realize that the oatmeal had bugs in it after I added the oats
finding like colonies of the almost microscopic bugs in specifically our oatmeal has become so comen that there like a 60/40 chance that any time I go to eat some their there and I normally don't find them until I've already made the thing and at a certent point you just go fuck it like your already eating when you spot the fucker at that point whats more gonna do
but my parents make stuff with oats all the time and almost never find them like are they just old and going blind or am I cursed
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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