Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago
Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter
Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
I fucking hate hallucinations because want do you mean I see a bug on my arm in my dreams and get woken up from a dead sleep cuz I can feel it one me in real life and I wake up and see it it's fucking there right on my arm where I can feel it but that's not a bug that exists in the real world it's a cross between a cricket and a cockroch the size of a tarantula it don't fucking exist and Yet The Bitch is On My Arm
I hate it here whatever wird bounce package this is I would like to unsubscribe whatever this is I didn't sign up for it
I don't know why but my sleep deprived brain just read this as P.M. supernova
Hey @pmseymourva..?
Murder is bad you say
Yes I agree...that being said the 1% holding all the wealth and knowingly letting the populous die makes them mass murderers and if we would give Bundy the chair then musk and Gates should be teated in kind.
I would like to schedule a murder.
Next Saturday. Bed wars.
Just You, Me and The Void™️
Hiding pride flags in my homophobic parents basement#3
They still suspect nothing subtlety is key
Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃
I feel like there's isn't enough people aware of the fact that there's an alternative to caffeine like I have ADHD, caffeine doesn't wake me up, it puts me to sleep. I took 8 shots of espresso and promptly Fell the asleep on my desk. But there's an alternative, it just may be a dubiously legal herbal supplement, potentially Depending on what state you're in but yeah, just like microdose mushrooms you will be wide awake. You'll have energy, you'll be able to focus, and you won't fall asleep for hours.
Actually, now that I think about it mushrooms just flood your system with dopamine and microdosing, just plugs your system with a smaller amount of the okamine, and I have passions. So maybe this is just making me a normal person for a few hours to get my school done...
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But yeah no microdose good alternative to caffeine for adhd when you have to cram a paper you forgot about the night before it's due inclass
I just turned to my bird and went "ah yes you are a magic shitter my glorious bitch" only for feather to stare at me inconspicuously and start screaming in my ear as if I did not just complet her
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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