Variation Of The Skull I Did Awhile Ago

Ok so I'm trying to figure out what to name my ukulele and I just realized that the names for my other instruments are just a fuck you to my dad

Cuz when I went to name my guitar I was stuck between Bragi for the Norse god of poetry and Muse for obvious reasons so when I explained and asked my dad he just went 'your not allowed to name it Bragi why would you ever want to name something after a false god when we have jesus, name it muse for music' so I realized right there and then what a dumbass my father was that he didn't know what a Muse is-

So long story short I named my guitar Muse, my first ukulele Apollo, and his guitar Bragi then when the way of the lokasenna and never fucking mentioned it-

Holy Communion is just the veggie burger of ritualistic cannibalism

Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago

Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Anthropology is amazing cuz this is an actual project I handed in on jargon and got full credit for like I just pulled this shit out my ass and got an A

I Have Been Tricked. I AM BETTRAYED. This Cookie is evil???

I grab cookie Greek Cresent, Cresent moon shaped covered in powder sugar. Me try to bite cookie and it is rock??? Me try again it is cookie, but why rock? I finally bite into cookie and It Is NOT GREEK CRESENT!?!? ITS BASCUTT! Why? How? Why? Why is the biscott on the plate with the Greek Cresents?? But More Importantly WHY IS THE BISCOTTI DISGUISED AS GREEK CRESENTS!?!? I would think Nan did this with malice but she's not there enough for that! This Wasn't Intential! So why is the biscott cresent shaped but What Sane Person Puts POWDERED SUGAR ON BISCOTTI?!?!

Decided to to a drawing of my old dog Mo who died a few years ago but I'm not sure I like it I might redo it

So I saw this this somewhere that was like 'if gen z was religious we would probably call god daddy not big G' but like I had this pastor once who after seeing the word Abba in the bible translated it to daddy and ended up calling god daddy god, and he would leed pray by starting 'daddy god please' Wich for SE reason in retrospect sounds kinky. But yeah he head the entire youth group referring to god as daddy god for like a month

Ok starkid did nOt have the RIGHT to be this fUcking great and somehow philosophical??? That in the middle of a lit paper on the transcendentalist movement I while working on some orphic saying by fucking AlcOtT get side tracked by the parallels in some stupid line from tgwdlm that I end up thinking about that and it's implacations for the next 3 hours instead of doing my actual fucking school work, when in reality whoever wrote the line is completely oblivious never intended for this to happen as it was written as a fUcking JOKE-

(the line was "the apotheosis is upon us" and also "this is humanity 11'th hour")