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Things that I heard at school today with little to no context

Hey ***** I saw your baby boo on ***** tv(School News)

Guy 1: How do I turn it off? Guy 2: You don’t. Guy 1: I don’t ?!

One of my friends: I did an assignment that no one else did?! (She was gone for a week)

Two girls, laughing in a corner. A guy who is constantly louder: Shhhhhh

A girl talking to her boyfriend: Can you stop? Oh my god.

A girl working on her worksheet: I knew I did it right the first time!

One of the exchange students: Yelling at the other in Spanish

My bald male bio teacher: Somebody called me queen today

Guy in bio: She’s not tan! Girl: Yes, I am!

My bio teacher: Are you so insecure that I can’t wear makeup for a play?

Me, mouthing words at my friend: No, stop editing the doc!

Guy 3: She’s different

Friend: Lo. Me:I am writing this in tablet mode!

Guy 4: I can't see. Bio teacher: you will in a moment.

Another friend: As long as you're throwing up Westside, gang signs are fine. (I heard this in passing so I have no idea if this is actually what she said.)

One of my choir teachers: cause you're confident babe. (This was said in the most serious tone I’ve ever heard come out of this man’s mouth)

This all happened within the spand of 3 class periods.

juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

so this happened

I was showing my mom a drawing that I had did recently and she told me that I was getting better at drawing. Which is of course a huge compliment to me, but she also said that she would give one of my doodles tattooed on her.

The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

Hear me out on this writing prompt

Two mythological beings and their human lover. But the lover is dying and the mythological beings are fighting over who gets to take the human in the afterlife. In the end the mythological beings end up in love and taking care of the human together.

hrmm... sixer.

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HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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Gloves are so hard to type in

I have marching band gloves on rn

dice

one of my friends gave a bag of dice

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

A letter to my past relationships

I'm sorry that I couldn't love you how you loved me. I'm sorry that I couldn't feel romantic love but also that I couldn't tell the difference between romantic and platonic. You see I thought I loved you and I put the work into our relationship but I never knew how to feel romantic love. I always thought that I could or that I was weird for not knowing what romantic love felt like. You made me think that I knew what romantic love felt like it felt similar to platonic but that was me lying to myself I guess. I treated all of my relationships like a friendship, I thought that relationships were just upgraded friendships. And I'm sorry for that.

had to go to the hospital today

it was nothing too serious, it was mainly a appointment that I had to go for and I've been to the hospital several times but I still don't like going to the hospital or going to hospitals in general.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

I almost lost my earbud?!

So I was outside and I had music playing in one of my earbuds. My earbuds tend to almost fall out quite often and I could feel it falling out. But when it fell out, it didn't hit the ground. I spent 3 minutes looking around for it and I decided to check one of my pockets. Can you guess what I found in a pocket that wasn't open enough for anything to fall into it, MY EARBUD THAT FELL OUT. I feel like this is a glitch in the matrix or something.

Everyone is pretty

pretty is a gender-neutral word. I feel like everyone is pretty in a way, some have pretty faces, have pretty hands, or have pretty personalities. There are many ways to be pretty and nobody is not pretty they always have something that is genuinely pleasing about them and I feel like that thought makes me pretty in a way.

Not Karl..