I Find It Kind Of Stupid How 'half Full' Vs 'half Empty' Is Framed As An Optimist/pessimist Thing. If

I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.

Not Karl..

I almost lost my earbud?!

So I was outside and I had music playing in one of my earbuds. My earbuds tend to almost fall out quite often and I could feel it falling out. But when it fell out, it didn't hit the ground. I spent 3 minutes looking around for it and I decided to check one of my pockets. Can you guess what I found in a pocket that wasn't open enough for anything to fall into it, MY EARBUD THAT FELL OUT. I feel like this is a glitch in the matrix or something.

juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

Hear me out on this writing prompt

Two mythological beings and their human lover. But the lover is dying and the mythological beings are fighting over who gets to take the human in the afterlife. In the end the mythological beings end up in love and taking care of the human together.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

hrmm... sixer.

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- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro