Things That I Heard At School Today With Little To No Context
Things that I heard at school today with little to no context
Hey ***** I saw your baby boo on ***** tv(School News)
Guy 1: How do I turn it off? Guy 2: You don’t. Guy 1: I don’t ?!
One of my friends: I did an assignment that no one else did?! (She was gone for a week)
Two girls, laughing in a corner. A guy who is constantly louder: Shhhhhh
A girl talking to her boyfriend: Can you stop? Oh my god.
A girl working on her worksheet: I knew I did it right the first time!
One of the exchange students: Yelling at the other in Spanish
My bald male bio teacher: Somebody called me queen today
Guy in bio: She’s not tan! Girl: Yes, I am!
My bio teacher: Are you so insecure that I can’t wear makeup for a play?
Me, mouthing words at my friend: No, stop editing the doc!
Guy 3: She’s different
Friend: Lo. Me:I am writing this in tablet mode!
Guy 4: I can't see. Bio teacher: you will in a moment.
Another friend: As long as you're throwing up Westside, gang signs are fine. (I heard this in passing so I have no idea if this is actually what she said.)
One of my choir teachers: cause you're confident babe. (This was said in the most serious tone I’ve ever heard come out of this man’s mouth)
This all happened within the spand of 3 class periods.
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