Juniors Are Taking The ACT

I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

I almost lost my earbud?!

So I was outside and I had music playing in one of my earbuds. My earbuds tend to almost fall out quite often and I could feel it falling out. But when it fell out, it didn't hit the ground. I spent 3 minutes looking around for it and I decided to check one of my pockets. Can you guess what I found in a pocket that wasn't open enough for anything to fall into it, MY EARBUD THAT FELL OUT. I feel like this is a glitch in the matrix or something.

dice

one of my friends gave a bag of dice

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Things that I heard at school today with little to no context

Hey ***** I saw your baby boo on ***** tv(School News)

Guy 1: How do I turn it off? Guy 2: You don’t. Guy 1: I don’t ?!

One of my friends: I did an assignment that no one else did?! (She was gone for a week)

Two girls, laughing in a corner. A guy who is constantly louder: Shhhhhh

A girl talking to her boyfriend: Can you stop? Oh my god.

A girl working on her worksheet: I knew I did it right the first time!

One of the exchange students: Yelling at the other in Spanish

My bald male bio teacher: Somebody called me queen today

Guy in bio: She’s not tan! Girl: Yes, I am!

My bio teacher: Are you so insecure that I can’t wear makeup for a play?

Me, mouthing words at my friend: No, stop editing the doc!

Guy 3: She’s different

Friend: Lo. Me:I am writing this in tablet mode!

Guy 4: I can't see. Bio teacher: you will in a moment.

Another friend: As long as you're throwing up Westside, gang signs are fine. (I heard this in passing so I have no idea if this is actually what she said.)

One of my choir teachers: cause you're confident babe. (This was said in the most serious tone I’ve ever heard come out of this man’s mouth)

This all happened within the spand of 3 class periods.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

Not Karl..