Prev Absolutely Despises Shrimp And Invented Climate Change As A Way To Kill Them All

I love this goofy piece of broccoli, he's perfect

BONK *fanfare*

You know your friend group is elite when y'all have a years-long quote book of stupid things you've said

The kid is so real for that

saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

The world will never know that I had a borderline addiction to animal figurines when I was four

Happy BOTW Day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

ZELDA WITH GLASSES IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CONCEPT???

@mydogtypedthis I hope you explode and that the last thing you see as you are dragged to hell is the face of the chill guy and his soulless, evil eyes

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself