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I'm bored, so I'm giving you a whole essay here:

So you're having your everyday life. You go to bed one evening, everything is normal. (Like so normal)(Bear with me im setting the scene). You wake up the next morning, tho and woah, there's a fricken genie glass thingy at the side of your bed! Isn't that insane dude! You open it, and Mr. genie guy comes out, except he's got different rules this time.

Your first wish must be for some sort of ability (supernatural or normal) for yourself. What do you wish for?

For the second wish, you must wish for 1 person/place/thing to be yours. What person/place/thing do you wish for?

And for your final wish, idk, just whatever you really want to wish for (with the normal rules: no wishing for more wishes, no necromancy, and no bewitching anyone to fall in love w/ you).

Ooooo- so fun, great scene setting. Let's see...

Wish number one: I want the ability to manipulate probability. "Oh, what are the odds I get my dream job? Let's make that 100%. Odds I get HRT immediately? 100%, it's gonna happen." If that's too overpowered, I'll go with the basic tranny answer of shapeshifting

Wish number two: Give me all of Elongated Muskrat's money. All of it. I could actually use it for a SHIT TON of good and still have plenty left over to support myself and the people I love for life. Let me do everything that coward won't-

Wish number three: I want a bag that fills with whatever snack I want when I am hungry. I am a very simple man and also the local garbage disposal (if you don't eat it, I will). I have a fast metabolism, so I feel really hungry a lot of the time. I would kill for infinite snacks.

This was actually really fun- good questions, all of them.

We are all rice, in the end

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

🎶 He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? 🎶

I feel like Na and Cl would be such a power couple. Like Na is a sweet punk, dude, who gives everything to Cl. And Cl is like a preppy, whimsical girl who completes Na.

Maybe I need to sleep

Fav colors?

I would personally go to war for the color yellow. Golden hour is the most divine time of day, marigolds are the best flowers, and yellow is simply the best. I take NO argument. My Stratocaster is yellow. My favorite sweater is yellow. Gold jewelry (offshoot of yellow) is my favorite to wear. If someone calls it a piss color again, there will be violence

Green is second place. Not a close second, but second place. It's a nice color-

Fandoms are fucking wild because what do you mean I just stumbled upon a smutty as hell "shooting the United Healthcare CEO AU" fic??? That is a thing that just exists on the internet and was seen by my two eyes???

Thank you, Instagram

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too