@mydogtypedthis I Hope You Explode And That The Last Thing You See As You Are Dragged To Hell Is The

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

If you have ever met a slightly irritable chicken, you would not doubt that they are related to dinosaurs. Those little fuckers want your blood. Don't even get me started on peacocks-

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

Happy BOTW Day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

I'm eating it

ok, I want you to imagine that I have placed a tiny little wizard in the palm of your hand. they are no more than a few inches tall.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your scroll on tumblr today, thank you

I love this goofy piece of broccoli, he's perfect

BONK *fanfare*

Who wants to go start an AI-free imperialistic society on a desert planet and get eaten by space worms with me?

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

queerplatonic pandora and xenophilius that's all