Latest Posts by antisocialblob - Page 2
davey pushing jack against the wall as a parallel to that scene in 92sies and it's just like that moment and davey has a scary as fuck "remember who you're dealing with" look on his face and then he starts to walk away and sees another newsie and is grinning as if that didn't just fuckin happen and THATS when jack finally understands all the things he's been feeling the past few months
reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
Kindergarten
I love my younger self because, at the age of 5 years old in kindergarten, I wore a green shirt and a group of boys told me that green was a boy's color so I could not wear it. I told them that I could wear whatever color I wanted. I told my friends this and they said that this group of boys had told them the same thing about wearing various other colors and that pink and purple were the only girl colors. I decided that that was not fair boys got way more colors than girls and I needed to do something about it. So, I approached the boys at recess and told them to GIVE ME THE COLORS so girls could wear them too. Their leader told me I would need to fight them if I wanted to get the colors from them. thus started the color war a battle that lasted many recessed but we came out victorious in the end and got to wear whatever color we wanted.
Flower Meanings
I love looking up the meaning of flowers to find weird stuff like that mauve carnations mean you want to do the deed.
That moment when you get flashbacks of the color war while getting dressed.
Raven hair done in twirls,
the perfect girl.
but it was not meant to be
for she loves man not maid such as me
Y/N
This girl at the school I go to is a y/n protagonist with blond hair, blue eyes, 4 ft.11, blinding optimism, a boyfriend, and top of our class. Currently, I am filling the antagonist/frenemy because when I ask her a question about something she can blow up at me for no reason. For example, I heard a rumor from my friend that she kissed her boyfriend finally. So I asked her if it was true she told the office and broke up with her boyfriend because "Us doing something like that is disgusting." then blamed me for breaking his heart and starting a rumor that they kissed. I offered to hug it out like a kid's movie and even though I did not start the rumor I apologized to her and her boyfriend. but she still keeps coming to me "Somebody asked if I kissed my boyfriend I can't bleve you have ruined my life you must be jealous of me. I could get expelled about this!" like girl, some upperclassmen were found making out campus and got away with a small PDA lecture your fine. but y/n is going to have my grades go down if she keeps trying to be the victim of nothing.
Fake-Fan
In all honesty, in half of the fandoms, I am stalking I haven't touched the source material. I either 1. my friends like it and assume That I like it too so they get me merch, 2. I like the music from the source material so it gets recommended to me 3. I saw an offshoot of the main product. An example is that I thought D&D was a book series because I had been gifted a bestiary from the game.
My friend is a techno blade fan and I send my deepest condolences to all who loved him. He will be remembered through you all who loved him.
Story Prompt
A guy is hitting on this girl and she tells him she is a lesbian, so he does the straight guy thing of saying "But if you never slept with a guy how do you know you're a lesbian?" and the girl replies with " go sleep with a dude to prove your straight then." to show him his argument is stupid. But, he says " Fine, but you have to sleep with a guy too." the girl not believing him agrees. a week later he comes up to her and goes " fuck you." the girl is surprised he showed up and asks why he is so angry. Only to find out HE ACTUALLY DID IT, he slept with another guy and has found out he is bisexual. and he Is so mad. after rambling about it he asks if she filled her side of the bargain she is laughing so hard she is crying. when she says she thought he was kidding he is pissed. so now they are kind of friends as she teaches him about queer culture and how to find a partner.
I am the red-legged bard,
I will fuck your mother and,
and steal your credit card
You always hear about "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." but, what about when death gives you limes
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
Fuck gender, be bread
Bully: your a boy not a girl.
younger me: no i'm a girl. I'm just a tomboy.
bully: well you're too masculine. dress like a girl.
younger me: * grows out hair and wears feminine clothes"
bully: your too feminine. it's weird.
younger me: *cuts hair short and wears masculine*
bully: you're to-
me: FUCK YOU i'm too tired to fucking care. I want to be a piece of bread. Fuck gender be bread.
my dad: were going to the *insert last name here's* place
me: okay * gets ready, puts my best outfit on, showers and gets backpack* i'm ready to go
my dad: don't you hate * insert the name of their son* why are dressed so nicely?
me: if I out class him i'm better than him
my dad:okay get in the car with your mom.
OH GOD
so I just remembered the onceler fandom and wanted to see if it had died and it did not it's on tiktok what have I got myself in to.
Toga Why
toga: dabi you want some french fries ?
dabi: sure ?
toga: ok *puts definitely not french fries on the table*
dabi: these are not french fries toga
toga: yes they are
dabi: how did you make them ?
toga: so the french boy at ua I may have killed and fried him so technically they are french fries.
dabi: wtf
snow or clo
what if the purge was real?
me:idk.
alex:arson just light stuff on fire
virgil:theft steal stuff I want
sofea:nothing crime is wrong
V.D: murder people are pests
I love this
Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes (SuperCut)
CW for food and eyestrain!