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Y/N

This girl at the school I go to is a y/n protagonist with blond hair, blue eyes, 4 ft.11, blinding optimism, a boyfriend, and top of our class. Currently, I am filling the antagonist/frenemy because when I ask her a question about something she can blow up at me for no reason. For example, I heard a rumor from my friend that she kissed her boyfriend finally. So I asked her if it was true she told the office and broke up with her boyfriend because "Us doing something like that is disgusting." then blamed me for breaking his heart and starting a rumor that they kissed. I offered to hug it out like a kid's movie and even though I did not start the rumor I apologized to her and her boyfriend. but she still keeps coming to me "Somebody asked if I kissed my boyfriend I can't bleve you have ruined my life you must be jealous of me. I could get expelled about this!" like girl, some upperclassmen were found making out campus and got away with a small PDA lecture your fine. but y/n is going to have my grades go down if she keeps trying to be the victim of nothing.

Toga Why

toga: dabi you want some french fries ?

dabi: sure ?

toga: ok *puts definitely not french fries on the table*

dabi: these are not french fries toga

toga: yes they are

dabi: how did you make them ?

toga: so the french boy at ua I may have killed and fried him so technically they are french fries.

dabi: wtf

Story Prompt

A guy is hitting on this girl and she tells him she is a lesbian, so he does the straight guy thing of saying "But if you never slept with a guy how do you know you're a lesbian?" and the girl replies with " go sleep with a dude to prove your straight then." to show him his argument is stupid. But, he says " Fine, but you have to sleep with a guy too." the girl not believing him agrees. a week later he comes up to her and goes " fuck you." the girl is surprised he showed up and asks why he is so angry. Only to find out HE ACTUALLY DID IT, he slept with another guy and has found out he is bisexual. and he Is so mad. after rambling about it he asks if she filled her side of the bargain she is laughing so hard she is crying. when she says she thought he was kidding he is pissed. so now they are kind of friends as she teaches him about queer culture and how to find a partner.

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Flower Meanings

I love looking up the meaning of flowers to find weird stuff like that mauve carnations mean you want to do the deed.

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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