Story Prompt
Story Prompt
A guy is hitting on this girl and she tells him she is a lesbian, so he does the straight guy thing of saying "But if you never slept with a guy how do you know you're a lesbian?" and the girl replies with " go sleep with a dude to prove your straight then." to show him his argument is stupid. But, he says " Fine, but you have to sleep with a guy too." the girl not believing him agrees. a week later he comes up to her and goes " fuck you." the girl is surprised he showed up and asks why he is so angry. Only to find out HE ACTUALLY DID IT, he slept with another guy and has found out he is bisexual. and he Is so mad. after rambling about it he asks if she filled her side of the bargain she is laughing so hard she is crying. when she says she thought he was kidding he is pissed. so now they are kind of friends as she teaches him about queer culture and how to find a partner.
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I love my younger self because, at the age of 5 years old in kindergarten, I wore a green shirt and a group of boys told me that green was a boy's color so I could not wear it. I told them that I could wear whatever color I wanted. I told my friends this and they said that this group of boys had told them the same thing about wearing various other colors and that pink and purple were the only girl colors. I decided that that was not fair boys got way more colors than girls and I needed to do something about it. So, I approached the boys at recess and told them to GIVE ME THE COLORS so girls could wear them too. Their leader told me I would need to fight them if I wanted to get the colors from them. thus started the color war a battle that lasted many recessed but we came out victorious in the end and got to wear whatever color we wanted.
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