O my Rubber Nen, I beseech you. Spring to life after my death, pump my heart. My Lungs! Stroke me all over! Revive me
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What if you don't have an icon?
did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years
1. Nope. Me neither
2. Probably January this year
3. Not yet
4. Fuck no I'm not a Chandler fan and I am not human at all
5. Probably their posture
6. Honey brown
7. Happy Ending, please
8. Any form of analysis
9. In a vegana
10. Swimming, table tennis, reading, movie analysis, gaming etc
11. Not yet
12. Chess is a sport? No. Then probably soccer
13. 5'8''
14. Maths and science
15. I have zero idea
Tagged by @youhaveaguineapigwhere and @caswinchester2000 !
1. Are you named after anyone?
Nope
2. When was the last time you cried?
Like…a month ago?
3. Do you have kids?
Not that I know of
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
It’s my only defense mechanism
5. What the first thing you notice about people?
How they treat people
6. What’s your eye color?
Whiskey
7. Scary movie or happy ending?
Scary movie with a happy ending?
8. Any special talents?
Not in my opinion
9. Where were you born?
In the pits of despair
10. What are your hobbies?
Writing, drawing, being single, singing, over thinking my life choices, photography, watching tv, being sad about nothing and everything
11. Have you any pets?
Um, not really
12. What sports do you play/have you played?
No
13. How tall are you?
5′4
14. Favorite subject in school?
English? Art?
15. Dream Job?
Writing? Directing? Film Editor?
tagging literally anyone who wants to participate I am lazy
OP you can fuck right off
Hot chocolate sucks ass
Kira’s bagussy????
Wait... Are you.... Choking him or better: PUKIchoking him? Nice kink Boi
Thanks for the submission
What's a good name for an evil alter ego?
My attempt at a story. DW if it's confusing, good stuff incoming
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Whoaaaa
That snail is FAST
If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s like….boom there’s a snail
That's what he WANTS you to do!!!
U sure?
Question: wtf is this? I'm damn curious
Fishy got no bones fam. Dey got cartilaginous skellertons
BREAKING: all of my bones one by one oooooh…. ouch…… oh!!…. owieee……….
Suggested time: 1-2 hours of searching.
Rules: just reblog with links to as many of the following that you can find.
Self-insert fanfiction where someone makes out with Doomguy from Doom.
At least one of the Panama papers
One website that gives you early 2000’s nostalgia
An unexplainably weird PDF
Creepypasta
Your favorite club penguin meme
A news article from your birth year
An image that is just the color #79acb7 and nothing else
A Minecraft YouTube channel with a great opening
A scan, transcription, or image of something from the year 1874
Amazing Fanart of Nisekoi
Nah bro you mean Bendthedick Cumonherback
Meme review
👏Just 👏because👏 you 👏hate 👏the 👏character 👏does 👏not 👏mean👏 you 👏should 👏hate 👏the 👏actor👏
You probably are
I can’t be the only one. Right?
Cuz that's the only way it can listen to Smash Mouth
“Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe? The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?”
— Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
The golden ratio
Continued fractions are a fascinating way to represent never ending, never-repeating decimal expansions like pi or e.
As a fun exercise on this Friday evening, take out your smart phone and open the calculator app and try this :
What do you get? Do you recognize this number? If you did, then try answering why it mysteriously popped out of nowhere to represent this continued fraction.
Have fun!
Ya missed Surreal
Real Number Set Diagram
This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.
By circular reasoning we see that
There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that
Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that
It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that
Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether
The Math Gods demand that
For legal reasons I am required to disclose that
Remember the basic laws of common sense:
Life is too short to prove that
All the cool kids know that
Wherefore said He unto them,
With God as my witness,
As a great man once told me,
Galois died in order to show us that
It pleases the symmetry of the world that
Mama always told me
By Euler
By Fermat
I know it, you know it, everybody knows that
You of all people should realize that
The proof is left to the reader that
We need not waste ink in proving that
It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that
I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that
We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why,
Barring causality breakdown, clearly
Through the careful use of common sense,
According to prophecy,
This won’t be on the test, but
When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,
Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that
By abstract nonsense,
My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that
The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that
The voices insist that
Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us
BNHA ❤
Motherfucking furries
My cat: *Meow*
Me: *Meows back*
A real gangsta-ass n*gga plays his cards right
permanent mood
Ya mean Moe from The Simpsons?
The first person who said “It’s 5 o'clock somewhere” must have felt really smart.
Lolz
Leo: You try to pull me away from this thing and I'll hit this remote and blow it immediately!
Monster: Why do you have a timer AND a remote?
Leo: Well, first I built the timer, but then I thought, "You could drag me off of here," so then I built a remote, but then I thought, "Now do I really need the timer anymore because I've got a remote in my h--" Whatever!
Well that took a while lmao!
A few characters I like from the current One Punch Man arc.
I’m currently facing the dilemma of how to take notes from a textbook. It’s hard to know where to begin or what’s the best information I need to really understand the material I’m reading. I have gathered tips and resources to better decide the best method to use the textbook most effectively.
-Preview. Glance over charts or photos used on the pages. Read study questions or summaries that might be given at the end of the chunk of pages. It preps me for the type of reading I will do and to think about the questions as I read.
-Read actively. Don’t take notes or highlight as you read. Read a short section before you stop to take notes and highlight. Your first step after you read the paragraph is to highlight a phrase or two that were the important parts that you’ll need to know for future reference. Also, go to the margins (or your post-its) and start writing a question or two for the paragraph. When you’re done with the entire section, go back and try to answer these questions without looking at the book. If you can answer it, you are doing well on recalling that paragraph. This is also a good time to make some notes for class.
-Review. At the end of the reading, write a summary (in your own words) of what you just read. It helps to understand what you retained from the reading and highlight parts you need to review. I also like to go back and try to answer those questions I made in the margin again. The BEST thing I like to do is to answer the comprehension at the end of the chapter. Each textbook has one. Answer those and, if you’re unsure of the answer, ask them during class!
Other tips:
-Try to keep your notes in your own words.
-If something is not making sense, try reading it out loud. That can often help you process the material in a new way.
-Multiply the number of pages you have to read by 5 minutes. That is the amount of time the average college student needs to spend on their reading assignment.
-Writing in the book itself is highly recommended, but if you have some reason for not doing that, you might also want post-its and use those on each page in place of writing in the book.
Resources:
Write Notes, Not Textbooks
How to Take Notes from a Textbook
Justine G. Feather- HOW I TAKE NOTES
Tonight I have something to offer that’s not art…it’s a lovely story. The story of the worst thing I have ever taken part in creating.
So!! Back at the beginning of the second semester of AP Calculus we were taking our first quiz on intergrals, and my teacher told us that he wanted to see the big “S” on our quiz or else we wouldn’t get credit.
Now, by big “S” of course he meant the integral symbol, like this:
But the integral symbol is not the first thing my gremlin brain thinks of when I hear “the big S” and then I got a horrible idea, which I then proceeded to draw and show to my Calc teacher…
It has been dubbed the Cursed Integral by my class and my teacher hates it with all of his being
this took so long bc i was too busy listening to vocaloid THROWBAX