A Real Gangsta-ass N*gga Plays His Cards Right

Lolz

Leo: You try to pull me away from this thing and I'll hit this remote and blow it immediately!

Monster: Why do you have a timer AND a remote?

Leo: Well, first I built the timer, but then I thought, "You could drag me off of here," so then I built a remote, but then I thought, "Now do I really need the timer anymore because I've got a remote in my h--" Whatever!

Guys I need your suggestions

What's a good name for an evil alter ego?

must have been the wind

Wait... Are you.... Choking him or better: PUKIchoking him? Nice kink Boi

Thanks for the submission

So essentially just Severus Snape?

Yesterday I was at the supermarket and I heard this nasally white lady say the word 'ointments' and I really enjoyed that

nimona is the second biggest iconic trans shark after the blåhaj

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1. Nope. Me neither

2. Probably January this year

3. Not yet

4. Fuck no I'm not a Chandler fan and I am not human at all

5. Probably their posture

6. Honey brown

7. Happy Ending, please

8. Any form of analysis

9. In a vegana

10. Swimming, table tennis, reading, movie analysis, gaming etc

11. Not yet

12. Chess is a sport? No. Then probably soccer

13. 5'8''

14. Maths and science

15. I have zero idea

15 questions 15 mutuals

Tagged by @youhaveaguineapigwhere and @caswinchester2000 !

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope

2. When was the last time you cried?

Like…a month ago?

3. Do you have kids?

Not that I know of

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

It’s my only defense mechanism 

5. What the first thing you notice about people?

How they treat people

6. What’s your eye color?

Whiskey 

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Scary movie with a happy ending?

8. Any special talents?

Not in my opinion

9. Where were you born?

In the pits of despair 

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing, drawing, being single, singing, over thinking my life choices, photography, watching tv, being sad about nothing and everything

11. Have you any pets?

Um, not really 

12. What sports do you play/have you played? 

No

13. How tall are you? 

5′4

14. Favorite subject in school?

English? Art?

15. Dream Job?

Writing? Directing? Film Editor? 

tagging literally anyone who wants to participate I am lazy 

Inktober 2020 by Daria Rashev

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What if inside area 51 is just a giant potato?