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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

My attempt at a story. DW if it's confusing, good stuff incoming

Whoaaaa

That snail is FAST

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s like….boom there’s a snail

nimona is the second biggest iconic trans shark after the blåhaj

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OP you can fuck right off

Controversial Opinion

Hot chocolate sucks ass

Adult Scooby-Doo series where they're all in their 70s and the mystery now is why is scooby still alive but nobody says it out loud bc they don't wanna jinx it but everybodys suspicious and often worried about this talking dog in his mid 60s

guess who finished hunter x hunter

What if you don't have an icon?

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

That's so much worse

NO NO NO WERE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIZ IS ARO ACE HE DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE

I WILL PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH GREEN HEAVEN PLAYING ON REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP WITH THE RIZ SHIPPING