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I think I read something like this once but I don’t remember what it was called, pretty sure it was a fic where Eddie was also a lab kid. It was really good. I’ll reblog once I find it.
Alternate timeline — El is found by the Munsons.
(I’m going with a headcanon i saw months ago on here suggesting that there would be no investigation at all cause Wayne would see people in suits on his doorstep, think they’re after Eddie and chase them off with a shotgun so they wouldn’t even bother coming back)
au in which the real reason why tim drake is still seventeen years old is because he was turned into a vampire and he’s really bad at hiding it.
surprisingly, his family who are the supposed ‘greatest detectives’ have not caught on yet even though tim has slipped up in front of them many times.
Things that have slightly similar flavors, mostly when chewed on:
Recently hair conditioned hair.
Chlorine/whatever else is in pool water, but specifically when you chew/suck on something that’s soaked in it like for example: your hair, your shirt, your swimming clothes, a pool noodle and the foam ribbons on those toys you dive after that are meant to make it easier to grab them. (This can however be notably sweeter than a seatbelt depending on the soaked object.)
I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt
The link to operation olive branch:
verified ways to send aid to gaza directly
Help a Palestinian family directly:
gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)
Help provide tents (urgent):
The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)
Food, cash & essentials:
Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)
Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)
Water:
Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a couple of weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)
eSIMs (urgent):
guide to buy & send esims for gaza
crips for esims for gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly
Medical Aid
Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.
-Sometimes when Cass is trying to speak, her mind will inexplicably go blank as if all the words she knows have disappeared from her brain. Every time this happens she’ll subconsciously start blinking really aggressively like she’s trying to do a hard reset on her brain while she’s trying to form a semi cohesive sentence. Dick has pretty long eyelashes and a few of them grow in weird directions in such a way that they’re tangling together and whenever he can feel it he starts blinking like that.
some of the habits different robins didnt realize came from Dick:
-Jason has kept the same stretching routine this whole time, even Dick has changed his, but Jason does the one that dick used to do in preparation for his circus act.
-When Tim taps his feet while writing out a report, he always taps out the same rhythm, the same one Dick used to do when he had to sit for long periods of time.
-Everytime Steph ties up her hair she uses a blue hair tie, they were the only ones around in the batcave when she needed one and then it became tradition for her. Dick used blue ones when he had longer hair because its his favorite color.
-Damian always rolls his right shoulder when hes standing around, he doesn't know why he does it or even notices that he does it. Dick injured his right shoulder years ago and it always needs to be stretched out or it gets stiff.
That awkward moment when you’re going to bed and you accidentally take your adhd medication instead of your melatonin.
(Not so) Fun Fact: It won’t break your kid’s finger, it’ll sever it off from their hand.
Jason definitely watches baking/cooking shows as well as Say Yes To The Dress and Lyxfällan/Luksusfælden/Luksusfellen. He throws a popcorn and yells at the tv when they use the wrong ingredients, pick an ugly ill fitting expensive dress or make financial decisions so bad it physically hurts.
Remus Lupin
moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham
Back To The Future 3 feels like one of those surprisingly good wattpad fanfictions you read in middle school.
It reads like a 14 year old had a weird dream and wrote a Back To The Future western AU in the best way possible.
Also if BTTF3 was a song it would definitely be Andy Warhol by David Bowie.
How did you spend the ao3 shutdown?
I was busy turning my bathroom into a biohazard comparable to nuclear fallout because I’m stupid and ate an entire jar of roasted onions yesterday. And re-reading wfa.
This is very random but
FOR THE SAKE OF THE GODS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! DON’T EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF ROASTED ONIONS IN A SINGLE DAY! YOU WILL REGRET IT!
PLZ REBLOG
My god, this contribution is great! Sorry I didn’t see it earlier.
Here’s some pictures of the two things that inspired my original post:
1. This is Muck, he’s apparently made of 100% recycled plastic and I got him at a castle that had a monster exhibition in the basement:
2. I made Regulus in toca hair salon, it’s supposed to be directly after he left the cave: (This is not an ad)
An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.
Examples of these gifts include:
A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)
One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.
(Feel free to add more if you want to)
Just remembered that when I was 12(?), I was going to watch the hobbit movies but got distracted a few minutes in and then spent the next >2h trying to come up with the most regal sounding way to say Thranduil’s name and just repeating it an absurd amount of times.
(I had chicken pox at the time and was just very bored and sitting in my bed.)
The king (Mo’s dad): That sound is so awful, it makes me want to kill someone but I can’t tell if it makes me want to commit suicide, homocide or both.
The trumptus. bwaaah
*panthea explodes*
I just came from the video to find the original post lol
Also wtf is this man there’s apparently an entire community on tiktok that’s seen my post but I can’t even interact with them because I DIDNT POST IT I WAS ROBBED LMAOO
I’m saving this for later
this took me an hour (well spent)
original post by @metallicat5678
The Robins(and 1 signal) + The Onion/Reductress headlines
Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.
This post is amazing
Steve Rogers except the serum made him super duper strong and incredible as always but his body stayed the same size.
If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
I love Knox, and I think I want to be him because he’s allowed to be very smart for a joke like once an episode without being expected to be that smart all the time
Don't claim you like himbos unless you stan Knox from Some Assembly Required
My personal opinion of Remus’ parents:
Lyall: a werewolf hating bigot that “left to buy milk and never came back” one day like a year after Remus was bitten.
Hope: loml, did her absolute best to help Remus and is The Best
Reposting this with some more of them:
7. Lyall left a few months after he was bitten and Hope (his mom) has done her absolute best to raise him.
8. He went to muggle school until he started hogwarts, but never really made any friends.
9. He always went up to the astronomy tower when he was sad and a lot of the time Regulus would be there too, they’d just sit there in silence for hours at a time.
My Remus Lupin headcanons:
1,A. He didn’t have anger issues, most of the time he’d be incredibly scared of getting angry because he’s terrified of being seen as “Just another violently dangerous and homocidal werewolf.”.
1,B. I think is that Remus was deeply instinctually protective of anyone who he considered to be family (or, as the wolf practically screams, his pack).
2. He’s disabled and uses different mobility aids depending on the situation (he mostly uses a cane but he’ll switch to a pair of forearm crutches or a wheelchair around the full moon).
3. WOLFSTAR!
4. He’s a bi disaster.
5,A. He’s dyslexic but he loves reading books and he will usually keep reading a book until the headache that he inevitably gets becomes so bad that he physically doesn’t have the energy to read one single word more.
5,B. Most of the time when that happens Sirius will read to him out loud. This has been going on since the last parts of their first year. It took years for Remus to realize that he loved it and admit that he did.
6. His immune system is usually incredibly strong but it always gets pretty weak just before the full moon, it’s to the point where the marauders will buy him a cake to celebrate every time he doesn’t get a cold so bad that he has to visit Pomfrey before the full moon.
You can’t just leave these absolute gems in the tags omfg
The Batfam is so busy that Alfred could be doing anything in that damn house and nobody would know a thing. Running a criminal empire of his own, meeting with MI6 contacts, cultivating several hobbies, hosting charity events and having unwitting, half-asleep batkids mingle on their way back from patrol (and heading to bed in civilian clothes) or distracted batkids mingle on their way to the Cave. Alfred could be watching fitness influencers and working out in the Greenhouse (he's got his suit and whatnot stashed in multiple locations for quick changes).
What if there is a world where Jack and Janet swapped, and who got the coma, etc.?
I mostly thought of this cuz I had an amusing thought at work that goes something like this: Ra's: "Your father must have quite the man, Timothy. With just how perfectly you turned out. " Tim: "No, I got it from my mother. And if you know what's best for you, stay away from her. " ---Time Skip--- Janet walks into Wayne Manor: "Timothy, what have I told you about letting your stuff lie about in its improper place?" Tim: "Not, too, Mother. I'm sorry for being so thoughtless." Janet hands Tim a suspicious jar: "I'll be merciful this time; your surgery is booked for tomorrow, so make sure to get your affairs in order." Janet turns to Damien and hands him a card. "This is out of courtesy, child. Make sure not to repeat the mistake. Either of you." She eyes Jason and Damien. "And Mr. Grayson, your thin ice too, for the attempted hospitalization of my Timomothy." And with that, she walks back out. Bruce hesitantly asks: "Tim... Why did Janet hand Damien a sorry for your loss card?" Tim: "Well, since I now have my spleen in the jar, Bruce, I'm pretty sure Ra's is dead."
My personal and somewhat flawed lists of the batfams ages from oldest to youngest are:
1. The (mostly) relative to each other list:
Alfred: either an old human or an at least 200 year old immortal fae creature with the appearance of an old British human butler
Bruce took Dick in when he’d been Batman for 3 years, so: 3 + (age Bruce became Batman) - (age Dick became an orphan) = X years older than Dick
Babs: Dick’s age + 1
Dick: Babs’ age - 1
Jason: Dick’s age - 5 (when Bruce adopted him J was 12 or 13 and Dick was 17 or 18)
Cass: Tim’s age + 1 or 2 (at least 2 months older than Steph)
Steph: Tim’s age + 1
Tim: old enough to remember the night Dick became an orphan, so was like 2 at the time
Duke: Tim’s age or a year younger
Damian: somewhere between 10 and 14, at most 15 or so
2. The (mostly) with actual numbers list (current ages):
Alfred: either a 67+ year old human or a 200+ year old immortal fae creature with the appearance of an old British human butler
Bruce: at least 45, at most 54 probably 47, 48 or 49
Babs: at least 26, at most 31, probably 28 or 29
Dick: at least 25, at most 30, probably 27 or 28
Jason: at least 20, at most 25, probably 23
Cass: at least 18, at most 24, probably 22
Steph: at least 18, at most 23, probably 21
Tim: at least 17, at most 21, probably 20
Duke: at least 16, at most 21, probably 19
Damian: at least 10, at most 15, probably 12 or 13
3. The one far too long sentence explanation:
Alfred is old enough to have raised Bruce after his parents died, Bruce is old enough to have taken in Dick during his third year of being Batman, Dick was not quite ten years old yet when Bruce took him in, Babs is a year older than Dick, Jason was adopted when he was like 12 or 13, which was after Dick stopped being Robin at the age of 17 or 18, Tim is old enough to remember being at the circus when Dick’s parents died, Dick was still Robin when a nine year old Tim had started following him around on patrol, Jason died at 15, Tim started training to become Robin a few months later, after noticing how violent Bruce had become and contacting Dick didn’t work, Tim trained to be Robin for a year before he became Robin at 13 or 14, Steph met Tim while they were in costume as Spoiler and Robin and she was 16 as of not too long after that, Cass is a year older than Steph, Damian is old enough to remember meeting Jason when they were both in The League Of Assassins at the same time, when Tim was 17, Talia dropped off a 10 year old Damian in Gotham, Bruce got stuck in the time stream for a year a few months later, Duke became Signal when he was 16, Bruce also became his foster dad around that time, Tim is somehow still 17 when Damian turns 14.
4. Honorable mentions list:
Roy Harper: Dick’s age - 1, at least 24, at most 29, probably 27
Lian Harper: somewhere between 17 to 21 years younger than Roy, at least 3, at absolute most 12, probably 5 to 8, most likely 7 or so
Cal-El/Clark Kent: old enough to have a child that’s just turned 21
Kon-El/Konner Kent (spelling his human name as Konner with a K just makes more sense to me and the alliteration is nice, okay?): The aforementioned 21 year old, because this makes him roughly the same age as Tim and of legal drinking age
Bernard Dowd: also roughly Tim’s age
Jon-El/Jonathan Kent (Clark’s son, who’s alive, why are there so many people named Jonathan Kent???): Damian’s age
Jor-El/Jordan Kent (Jon’s twin brother who I’m not sure even exists outside the arrowverse and one fic I’ve read): him and Jon are both the same age as Damian
Trying to figure out a reasonable age difference for the Robins is like the worst math word problem except you measure the answer with your heart