I Just Came From The Video To Find The Original Post Lol

They would totally do the get help thing

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

My god, this contribution is great! Sorry I didn’t see it earlier.

Here’s some pictures of the two things that inspired my original post:

1. This is Muck, he’s apparently made of 100% recycled plastic and I got him at a castle that had a monster exhibition in the basement:

2. I made Regulus in toca hair salon, it’s supposed to be directly after he left the cave: (This is not an ad)

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

How did you spend the ao3 shutdown?

I was busy turning my bathroom into a biohazard comparable to nuclear fallout because I’m stupid and ate an entire jar of roasted onions yesterday. And re-reading wfa.

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

I love how it took him so long to think of literally just tugging it out with his hands or some pliers

Bruce changes his tactics when pulling loose teeth with every child due to reasons

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Dick *looks nervously at Bruce tying the string to the doorhandle*: Are you sure this is going to work?

Bruce *confidently*: It's how my father did it. On the count of three. One...Two

Bruce: *Slams the door, forgetting his strength*

Dick *gets thrown across the room and into the door with the tooth still attached to his gum* : My nose hurts. Bruce?

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Bruce: This is going to work. Just stand there.

Jason *eyeing the car with distrust* : Why can't we use a door?

Bruce: Doesn't work. I'm going to go slowly. Okay. Wave when the tooth's out.

Jason: *gets drags for two minutes*

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Bruce *visibly annoyed as he ties string to Tims teeth*: Why do you still have your baby teeth?

Tim *confused as to why they're on the roof*: Dunno. Is it a bad thing.

Bruce: Doesn't matter.

Bruce *under his breath*: This better work.

Tim: Why are you sweating.

Bruce: Focus, Tim. I'm going to dropping this rock--Don't look at me like that. It's not heavy, like 25 pounds. On the count of three. One--

Tim: But--

Bruce*dropping the rock*: Two

Tim: *Falls*

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Bruce: I'm just going to tug it out, Damian.

Damian: *screams*

Bucky is a disabled amputee and that should still be true in AU’s and fics in general

I don’t care if it “““DoEsN’t FiT wELL””” with your Stucky Coffee Shop AU, unless a fic is exclusively pre or during the war then he should be an amputee and if a fic is exclusively pre-war then Steve should be disabled because that’s what he was pre-serum. The reason why this is so important to me is because it’s important to have representation for disabled characters and we can’t just erase that.

The only time when neither one of them were disabled was during the few years between Steve getting the serum and Bucky falling off the train.

Also, fun fact, the type of amputation that Bucky has is either a shoulder disarticulation or (more likely considering how far the metal arm goes into his shoulder) a forequarter amputation.

And now, here are some suggestions for how to explain why his left arm and shoulder are missing: Cancer, him still being a war vet who lost it in action, an accident involving heavy machinery and bad safety precautions, a very large and extremely infected wound in his shoulder or the “very revolutionary” idea of just not saying how he lost his arm but still referencing every once in awhile that it’s missing and how he’s affected by it.

Half an hour later:

Regulus, [aggressively hallucinating from sleep deprivation and has been for like 12 hours]: HOLY FUCK DID THAT DRAGON JUST CALL ME A SLUR???!!!

Remus, [has been hallucinating things for even longer]: I SWEAR ON MERLINS SHAGGY LEFT BOLLOCK THAT IM GONNA SLAP THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHIT FACE INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!!

Lily, [excitedly going along with their plan]: I’ll stab it while you do that!

James, [incredibly concerned but trying to be supportive]: …yeah…sure…do that…

James, [who’s been slowly covering everyone in blankets since this conversation started]: *Carefully takes the knife out of Lily’s hand and kisses her forehead* Hey honey, don’t mind me, I’ll just take this real quick.

marauders incorrect quotes pt 219

Lily: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Regulus: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Remus: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. James: You guys are fucking terrifying.

(Not so) Fun Fact: It won’t break your kid’s finger, it’ll sever it off from their hand.

This is exactly what I think happened after Regulus survived his scuba diving adventure, either because:

A) Sirius found out about it and scubad after him.

B) Kreacher teleported Reggie to Sirius/Wolfstars apartment.

Regardless of which one happened, an ambulance was probably called immediately cuz the DE’s won’t ever even think to look in the ICU of a random muggle hospital.

I personally think he’d:

Also be a werewolf.

Be killed by Fenrir Greyback on the same night Remus became a werewolf.

Not a werewolf and died because he accidentally walked in on Remus transforming at some point when they were kids.

Both 1&3, he died during a full moon as a child either because Remus accidentally scratched and killed him or he accidentally scratched himself so hard that he died. But no one knows for sure what happened that night.

Animagus who turns into a wolf or a very small dog.

I think him being named Romulus and dying tragically, especially if Remus accidentally killed him when they were kids, would be an interesting inversion of the Roman myth of the founding of Rome because Romulus is the one who kills Remus in the myth.

I just want to know the general consensus of the hypothetical