My God, This Contribution Is Great! Sorry I Didn’t See It Earlier.

Glaring daggers at my bestie’s horrible ex bc he deserves it.

Do you mean @ p4perback ??

that one remus lupin tiktoker

testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

That would be Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee) and here’s the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43212999/chapters/108611211

I’m so mad. I had this fic that I absolutely loved. I can’t find it.

So basically it was Tim Drake centric (as per usual) and basically he died when he was five by drowning then just figured out he couldn’t die. There’s a whole thing with Ra’s, Pru has parts of Tim in jars because it’s Tim- it basically ends with The Batfam finding out in horrible fashion because it’s Tim.

Please help?? Was it deleted?? I’m suffering

Half an hour later:

Regulus, [aggressively hallucinating from sleep deprivation and has been for like 12 hours]: HOLY FUCK DID THAT DRAGON JUST CALL ME A SLUR???!!!

Remus, [has been hallucinating things for even longer]: I SWEAR ON MERLINS SHAGGY LEFT BOLLOCK THAT IM GONNA SLAP THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHIT FACE INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!!

Lily, [excitedly going along with their plan]: I’ll stab it while you do that!

James, [incredibly concerned but trying to be supportive]: …yeah…sure…do that…

James, [who’s been slowly covering everyone in blankets since this conversation started]: *Carefully takes the knife out of Lily’s hand and kisses her forehead* Hey honey, don’t mind me, I’ll just take this real quick.

marauders incorrect quotes pt 219

Lily: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Regulus: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Remus: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. James: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Reposting this with some more of them:

7. Lyall left a few months after he was bitten and Hope (his mom) has done her absolute best to raise him.

8. He went to muggle school until he started hogwarts, but never really made any friends.

9. He always went up to the astronomy tower when he was sad and a lot of the time Regulus would be there too, they’d just sit there in silence for hours at a time.

My Remus Lupin headcanons:

1,A. He didn’t have anger issues, most of the time he’d be incredibly scared of getting angry because he’s terrified of being seen as “Just another violently dangerous and homocidal werewolf.”.

1,B. I think is that Remus was deeply instinctually protective of anyone who he considered to be family (or, as the wolf practically screams, his pack).

2. He’s disabled and uses different mobility aids depending on the situation (he mostly uses a cane but he’ll switch to a pair of forearm crutches or a wheelchair around the full moon).

3. WOLFSTAR!

4. He’s a bi disaster.

5,A. He’s dyslexic but he loves reading books and he will usually keep reading a book until the headache that he inevitably gets becomes so bad that he physically doesn’t have the energy to read one single word more.

5,B. Most of the time when that happens Sirius will read to him out loud. This has been going on since the last parts of their first year. It took years for Remus to realize that he loved it and admit that he did.

6. His immune system is usually incredibly strong but it always gets pretty weak just before the full moon, it’s to the point where the marauders will buy him a cake to celebrate every time he doesn’t get a cold so bad that he has to visit Pomfrey before the full moon.

This is exactly what I think happened after Regulus survived his scuba diving adventure, either because:

A) Sirius found out about it and scubad after him.

B) Kreacher teleported Reggie to Sirius/Wolfstars apartment.

Regardless of which one happened, an ambulance was probably called immediately cuz the DE’s won’t ever even think to look in the ICU of a random muggle hospital.

Regulus’ is so damn funny

Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts

(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)

@prokopetz Someone reposted this on one of those tik toks with the fake usernames.

Concept: a superhero whose civilian identity is five different people. Not like they’re a hive mind or they can duplicate themselves or anything – they’re just a group of five people who all have different powers but coincidentally wear roughly the same size costume, who’ve decided to team up and share the same heroic persona. As far as both the general public and the broader super-powered community know, they’re a single incredibly hard-working super with a bewildering variety of seemingly unrelated powers, except they only have access to any given power some of the time owing to complex criteria they refuse to adequately explain.

(Thus far they’ve been very careful to ensure that their heroic persona is never provably in two places at once, though honestly it’s only a matter of time; there’s some argument among the group whether to deal with that eventuality by coming clean, or by claiming that bilocation is also one of their powers.)

“It’s like sweet home Alabama but just more violent” ~ Sirius Black explaining his family tree/circle.