FOR THE SAKE OF THE GODS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! DON’T EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF ROASTED ONIONS IN A SINGLE

The king (Mo’s dad): That sound is so awful, it makes me want to kill someone but I can’t tell if it makes me want to commit suicide, homocide or both.

The trumptus. bwaaah

*panthea explodes*

this is steve

steve loves his personal space.

this is eddie

eddie also loves steve's personal space.

Just a reminder that both of these things are still going on right now

taylor swift being person of the year? she has one of the biggest platforms in the world has said nothing about the genocide happening and continues to stay silent on it. we’re seeing journalists and photographers risk their lives to show us what’s taking place in gaza but sure! give it to the pop star

The House of Black family Bloggers AU

Don’t forget Mary! She sent some too! (I am in denial about her obliviating herself)

you mean literally just remus

I just made a sound like a choked pig because it’s the middle of the night and I’m the only one awake

canonically the way athena’s kids are born in PJO is literally insane what do you mean athena takes an interest in a smart human and then a child just shows up on their doorstep like annabeth is literally the immaculate conception SHE’S JESUS?! imagine you charm a woman with your insane autistic rizz about a topic bc you’re an Intellectual and the next day you HAVE A CHILD IN A BASKET ON YOUR DOORSTEP?! also that means PJO-verse Athena DECIDES to CREATE A CHILD FROM HER THOUGHTS whose whole life is about to be suffering and may not survive. like she may be the most darksided olympian

I have two small ones:

The first one is a tiny gash that sits between the bottom of my nose and the corner of my mouth but it doesn’t touch either of them. I got it as a baby from rolling off of my older sister’s bed and smashing a plastic box with my face.

The second one is from being bitten by a tick (and it wasn’t even one of the fun ones that give you diseases!)

i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

Three is one of my favorite numbers so your age being ten of them is pretty damn amazing, on top of that being in your thirties means that half of your life will have gone by since the time when you had to fight tooth and nail to stay alive as a teenager.

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

S3 Will both would, often does and has multiple times. No clue what happened to his self esteem/confidence in s4 but that applies to like 80% of all the characters in that season. (I have no clue what the writers were thinking that whole time)

Headcanon that Will becomes more comfortable joking with everyone, and when he’s losing Uno he gasps and touches the back of his neck and everyone starts flipping out so he can figure out his game plan with his three yellow cards.

I fully agree with those tags, like do none of you have different shapes, colors and/or brands of shampoo, conditioner and body wash??

Is your bathroom painted in nothing but random disorienting splatters of neon colors that fully cover your entire walls, floor, ceiling and literally every other surface? Like some kind of abstract art installation?? I would ask if all of your bathrooms were painted by a person with schizophrenia who was on drugs but that feels offensive to people with schizophrenia's taste in good art and their artistic skills. (Obviously in several other, more significant/serious, ways too but those are considerably less fun to be bringing up in this conversation)

Like I can't read the labels on my shower products without picking them up or crouching down to look at them (I keep them on the floor, and even if I wasn't looking straight down at them I would still struggle to read them from that distance) but I can see what each thing is bc they all look and feel drastically different and I've memorized them (yk like someone with a functioning brain, who also isn't literally blind).