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so the wednesday season 2 trailer dropped today, and while it isn't one of my main interests, I'm very happy some more stuff I actually like watching is coming out soon because I always need to be consuming content otherwise I'm bored, I especially like the new look for Enid, I don't really remember fully what happened in season one tho since it's been so long since season one maybe I need to watch that again.
Thing
(Like the one from the Addms Family?)
Alright, let's talk about Thing from the Addams Family. This fashion icon is truly... singular. We're not dealing with your average runway walk here, folks. We're talking about a walk that's more of a frantic scurry, often across highly polished surfaces, leaving behind only the fingerprints of this icon.
Overall Aesthetic: Minimalism meets existential dread. Think deconstructed, avant-garde, post-apocalyptic chic, but without the chic. And, you know, no clothing.
Signature Piece: Themself. This is where Thing truly shines. The hand itself is a masterclass in self love and confidence. No jewelry, no gloves (obviously but it is seen in his belongi gs at so.e point), just pure, unadulterated hand-ness. It's bold, it's understated, it's undeniably...handy.
Silhouette: Sleek. Streamlined. Reduced to its absolute essence. We're talking about the apex of form-fitting. You can't get much closer to the body than the body itself. We're talking absolute negative space. Think the absence of the rest of a body. He's rocking the "invisible man" look, but only from the wrist up. It's a bold statement, really, a complete rejection of the traditional human form. We can safely say he's a trendsetter in the "no body, no problem" movement.
Fabric Choices: Skin. The ultimate natural fiber. Breathable, durable, and easily customizable with scars and the occasional mysterious discoloration.
Color Palette: It’s giving "I haven't seen sunlight in 40 years". He is truly embracing the monochrome aesthetic, but is he making a conscious choice? Maybe some day he will sport a fun, poppy pink, like Margot Robbie in the Barbie movie.
Hair and Makeup: Non-existent. Thing is a staunch advocate for the "no makeup" look, a true champion of au naturel.
The Message: What is Thing trying to say with his choices? Here are a few interpretations:
"Deconstruction is key." He embodies literal deconstruction. He's pushing the boundaries of what it means to be "dressed."
"I'm busy, back off." A disembodied hand gets right to the point. No small talk, no fuss.
"Being different is a sign of intelligence." Thing operates independently and speaks his own language. He's a true individual.
"Function over form." Let's be honest, he doesn't need the rest of the body to get things done.
Overall style: Thing is a fashion legend, a rebel, and a legend in his own...hand. He is proof that with confidence and a little bit of Addams Family charm, you can rock any look, even if that look is purely hand-based. Five out of five severed fingers!
Occasions and events: Thing dresses for all occasions with a single, unwavering commitment to his signature look. He can do anything. Need a bartender? Thing. Need a chauffeur? Thing. Need someone to play the harpsichord? Thing. The adaptability of this guy is unparalleled.
Confidence: Thing is more than just a disembodied hand; he's a statement. A statement that screams, "I am comfortable in my own skin." He's a rebel, a minimalist, and a reminder that sometimes, less is more. (Unless you need to, you know, hold something heavy for witch you might need two hands.)
Fashion Prediction for Next Season: Rumor has it Thing is experimenting with nail polish. Sources say a deep, blood red is his current favorite, closely followed by a nice solid black to give edgy vibes.
In conclusion: He's a master in minimalist style, proving that sometimes, the most impactful fashion statements are made with the least amount of "stuff”. He's a walking (or crawling) paradox– wholly incomplete, yet utterly sufficient. He is a hand, and he's all he needs to be.
The thing I find actually quite disturbing about Netflix is that they know that the only people who really have the time for the binge model are just actual children. Their main market is teenagers which is why shows like Wednesday and Ginny and Georgia do so well and television made for adults and people with full formed brains keeps getting cancelled. It’s pathetic
Wednesday Addams headcannon:
I like to think that whenever she gets stressed, she going to some kind of spooky place (e.g a haunted forest or graveyard) and just burns herself under 6 feet of dirt. The darkness and pressure help to make her calm. Yes this goes in hand with the headcannon that all of the Addams family are autistic. Yes I will elaborate if asked.
The girl in black and white ⚪️⚫️
Have yet to watch the Wednesday show but my partner is currently watching it next to me on his phone while I crochet. This man is gonna turn to me happy and smiley showing me the happy little kiss between these two characters and I'm like "yay they got together" then I go back to crocheting and not five fucking minutes later he's gonna turn back around crying like WTF!!! I then had to google if one of the characters died cause he was sad to continue the show if the "little bee boy" was gonna be dead. Thank fuck he isn't but he's still sad he got hurt. In short thanks Wednesday writer's for giving my poor partner a mini heart attack after making him happy stim you asses 😂
My friend Finn’s procrastination for maths work, Laslo and Wormworth (plus, my contribution)
SUSTAINED
they’re in love, your honor
fractionally surprised I haven’t seen any ‘lurch is kind of ….. 😏’ posts
enid: man sure is dark in here. wednesday: enid: i'm not scared or anything. wednesday: enid: i mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir. wednesday: do you want me to hold your hand? enid: yes please.
Wednesday Addams | Inside the Character
Badness Level with Enid and Wednesday (Lilo & Stitch reference)
#they’re in love 🥺
They’re more cuddly post season one, its true, jenna told me herself
Spends the whole show not blinking then does this. Your honor this is gay ass behaviour
when a hug is more romantic than any of the kisses
“i thought we liked each other you kept giving me these signals”
the signals in question:
I think they talking about legally blonde or something
You’re lucky. Do tell. You don’t care what people think of you. Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
