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11 years ago
When Your Shaving Cream Does The Thing.

When your shaving cream does the thing.

Scumbag shaving cream.


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3 months ago

Thing

(Like the one from the Addms Family?)

Alright, let's talk about Thing from the Addams Family. This fashion icon is truly... singular. We're not dealing with your average runway walk here, folks. We're talking about a walk that's more of a frantic scurry, often across highly polished surfaces, leaving behind only the fingerprints of this icon.

Overall Aesthetic: Minimalism meets existential dread. Think deconstructed, avant-garde, post-apocalyptic chic, but without the chic. And, you know, no clothing.

Signature Piece: Themself. This is where Thing truly shines. The hand itself is a masterclass in self love and confidence. No jewelry, no gloves (obviously but it is seen in his belongi gs at so.e point), just pure, unadulterated hand-ness. It's bold, it's understated, it's undeniably...handy.

Silhouette: Sleek. Streamlined. Reduced to its absolute essence. We're talking about the apex of form-fitting. You can't get much closer to the body than the body itself. We're talking absolute negative space. Think the absence of the rest of a body. He's rocking the "invisible man" look, but only from the wrist up. It's a bold statement, really, a complete rejection of the traditional human form. We can safely say he's a trendsetter in the "no body, no problem" movement.

Fabric Choices: Skin. The ultimate natural fiber. Breathable, durable, and easily customizable with scars and the occasional mysterious discoloration.

Color Palette: It’s giving "I haven't seen sunlight in 40 years". He is truly embracing the monochrome aesthetic, but is he making a conscious choice? Maybe some day he will sport a fun, poppy pink, like Margot Robbie in the Barbie movie.

Hair and Makeup: Non-existent. Thing is a staunch advocate for the "no makeup" look, a true champion of au naturel.

The Message: What is Thing trying to say with his choices? Here are a few interpretations:

"Deconstruction is key." He embodies literal deconstruction. He's pushing the boundaries of what it means to be "dressed."

"I'm busy, back off." A disembodied hand gets right to the point. No small talk, no fuss.

"Being different is a sign of intelligence." Thing operates independently and speaks his own language. He's a true individual.

"Function over form." Let's be honest, he doesn't need the rest of the body to get things done.

Overall style: Thing is a fashion legend, a rebel, and a legend in his own...hand. He is proof that with confidence and a little bit of Addams Family charm, you can rock any look, even if that look is purely hand-based. Five out of five severed fingers!

Occasions and events: Thing dresses for all occasions with a single, unwavering commitment to his signature look. He can do anything. Need a bartender? Thing. Need a chauffeur? Thing. Need someone to play the harpsichord? Thing. The adaptability of this guy is unparalleled.

Confidence: Thing is more than just a disembodied hand; he's a statement. A statement that screams, "I am comfortable in my own skin." He's a rebel, a minimalist, and a reminder that sometimes, less is more. (Unless you need to, you know, hold something heavy for witch you might need two hands.)

Fashion Prediction for Next Season: Rumor has it Thing is experimenting with nail polish. Sources say a deep, blood red is his current favorite, closely followed by a nice solid black to give edgy vibes.

In conclusion: He's a master in minimalist style, proving that sometimes, the most impactful fashion statements are made with the least amount of "stuff”. He's a walking (or crawling) paradox– wholly incomplete, yet utterly sufficient. He is a hand, and he's all he needs to be.

Thing

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7 months ago
Not A Big Vocaloid Person But Decide To Put My Two Cents In.

Not a big Vocaloid person but decide to put my two cents in.

Note it is not finished and I’ve been pretty busy with school so I thought I just show what I’ve got .


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10 months ago
Did U Remember To Fight 4 Democracy Today

did u remember to fight 4 democracy today


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11 months ago
Is This Not The Most Gorgeous Face You Have Ever Seen

Is this not the most gorgeous face you have ever seen


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9 months ago

just because i want to be killed with a rock doesn't mean i'm a bottom. just because just because i want to be suspended in the fluid—with tubes, cables, catheters connected to my body by means of electrods, needles, insertions—just because i want there to be several individuals at terminals or with clipboards and bic cristals observing me behind their thick glasses and lush tresses obscuring their faces partially with their stacked leather heels softly sharply striking the cold concrete floor of the facility doesn't make me a bottom. JUST BECAUSE nanomachines diluted in the fluid are stitching up a wound in my side while my hair undulates .. wistfully.. . just because equipment is lowered into the tank with me guided by the low whine of servos—listen: just because my hips are drawn on their own, wistful like much else of me, to the smooth ridged tip of the machine doesn't mean i'm a bottom okay?


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2 years ago

I got one

• thing always got ontop of the wardrobe so whenever enids parent want to get something thing just drop the heaviest thing in the house like a a huge paintings or copper pipes

Dont worry the wardrobe is close to the window

I hc Enid coming out to her parents but them not being accepting of her being queer. Gomez and Morticia can't comprehend how someone couldn't love their child no matter what or why someone being lgbtq+ would be a reason someone could turn against someone especially their own child.

So they start making their lives hell in the weirdest of ways.


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5 months ago
Jonathan Harker Is Dead.
Jonathan Harker Is Dead.
Jonathan Harker Is Dead.
Jonathan Harker Is Dead.
Jonathan Harker Is Dead.
Jonathan Harker Is Dead.

Jonathan Harker is dead.

The official cause given by police was that he leaned too far out of a high-up window and fell. There are multiple witnesses that can testify to this, but that doesn’t stop the rumors that Count Dracula himself was responsible.

His body is brought back to England the same day the Demeter crashes on shore.

A few months later, Mina finds Jonathan’s journal inside the coat he died in. She reads it, horrified, and turns it over to the doctors examining her friend Lucy’s strange illness.

Van Helsing and Seward, after reading the journal and the supernatural death of Lucy, know what they have to do.

Dracula leaves for Transylvania once more, but not before attacking Mina. She, Seward, Arthur, Van Helsing, and Quincey follow with the intention to put an end to the vampire.

Seward fears one of Dracula’s brides spotted the group while they snuck into Castle Dracula, so they evacuate immediately. While leaving, Mina could have sworn she caught a glimpse of a familiar face…

So that’s my Dracula AU! A concept at least. I got the idea while listening to the song “I Know Those Eyes/This Man is Dead” I HIGHLY suggest giving it a listen!

Songs of the AU: The World has Gone Insane, I Know Those Eyes/This Man is Dead.


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