Teen Wolf - Blog Posts

SPIN OFFS?

Ok I already know that teen wolf is already getting a spin off (even though I don't think it will fair better than the original) but (and I might be imagining this) Ian bohen put a tweet up saying there should be a hale spin off and like omg would I be so down for that! Like imagine all the different aspects and just times they could explore. Think about it

Smol derek, smol cora,Peter and Chris relationship, talia ...TALIA, Laura and all her greatness and any other family members them as a pack interacting with each other like my god I want it

Jeff davis: The sheriff's name is Noah. Teen wolf fandom: tHe shErIfFs NamE iS nOaH.

Patreon | Ko-Fi

This is seriously me after the last 2 episodes on Teen Wolf.Even seeing Stiles is causing me tears.And now I'm crying becuase we haven't really seen Stiles in the last episode.. :'(

Me when Stiles became the nogitsune and… he became so hot.

My thoughts on Teen Wolf season 5

Ok so um... I just finished season 5 because I had a bit of an accident and couldn't really watch the show plus I didn't really like this season so yeah...

Anyway here is what I think about this season and once again spoiler alert 🚨

How should I start, well this season was a tad bit too much, there was so much going at once.

In the first half it was kind of weird the switching up between the past and present and in the second half there were just too many things happening at once. Don't get me wrong, there were some awesome concepts but since most of them were done just because (not really explaining much about them) or weren't done more in depth, it all lost its potential.

First we have the Dread doctors, at first they seemed like really great bad guys with interesting superpowers, experiments against the supernatural and badass costumes but then they all just u know were no more. They didn't reach their potential which sucks a lot.

Then we have the desert people (I forgot what they are called) that try to help Kira and Kira's problems with her powers all together. Those people seemed cool with unique powers but were only mentioned and even Kira's problems weren't fixed, so yeah

Then we've got Malia and the desert wolf, her mother. This one got at least resolved but it still felt rushed and unnecessary

Then we have Parrish and his hell hound powers problem. This one also felt rushed but it was nice seeing Parrish at the end more comfortable with his power.

Next was the Beast, which I know was connected to the Dread doctors but I was still like why? It felt kind of too much you know although it brought the character of Marie-Jeanne Valet and she was mwah, love her plus the French accent of all the characters from her era 🤌

Ok let's move on to individual characters (not all of them) plus some of them just kind appeared or disappeared.

Let's start with Braeden, like wasn't she with Derek? Weren't they together after the Desert wolf? Idk if it was explained but it was still huh? moment for me.

Next sheriff Stilinski, since when did he and Lydia's mum have a thing together? That was so out of nowhere. I love his character but he was an ass for most of this season and Lydia's mum even though she is supposed to be a psychiatrist in place of Deaton's sister (who I have btw kinda adored) wasn't helpful at all, like she wasn't listening to what the kids were saying.

Next, I hate Gerard and he was brought back *sight*

Next we have the whole thing with Theo like was everyone so trusting towards him? Like they knew him for only a bit and everyone is like 'yeah let's go with whatever he says and ignore everything that people I have known for some time already say'. That was so frustrating...

Connected to this is what Stiles went through when he killed that guy in self defense. Because he told everyone from the beginning that there was something off about Theo but did someone listen to him? No, they didn't. (Let's ignore for a while that he too for some time for whatever reason trusted Theo and told him about what happened) And then everyone was against him. For this it would have been awesome if there was someone like Derek or Mr. Argent who are not that trusting because then Stiles would have someone on his side for this and he would have been more confident in his gut feeling.

Oh yeah coach and Melissa Mccall were amazing. Love them. Together with others like for example Corey (the relationship between him and Mason was cute) or Aiden and Liam. And it was nice seeing once again Deucalion (I kinda like his character).

And yeah I guess this is all, for this season I had a lot to say but it's my least favourite season so far.

Anyway thanks for reading and if u want let me know what u think.

My thoughts on Teen Wolf season 4

Ok so spoiler alert 🚨

Sooo...

Idk how to feel about this season to be completely honest

For me it was kinda confusing with the dead pool and Kate thing going on u know?

Like the idea of a dead pool with all supernatural creatures was interesting yeah and I liked how Parrish was put more in the spotlight of the show I liked him in the third season (he is cool plus I like his need for justice if u know what I mean) though I want to see how his supernatural side works

I liked the different kinds of assassins (how many s are in this word?!) especially the mute idk why he was interesting

And I liked the whole detective thing going on with Stiles and Lydia too and their relationship altogether u know plus it was nice seeing Lydia dive in to her new found powers

I don't like Kate so I didn't really enjoy her whole arc on the other hand I freaking loved the Berserkers their whole design was awesome and them being basically indestructible was mwah yeah it was nice seeing the characters defeat something that is like a brick wall to them

I like and hate Peter and I will leave it like that yeah

Oh yeah and I will always adore sheriff Stilinski he is awesome

Ok look here I know some people will not agree with me on this one but I hated the relationship between Derek and Braeden because it felt forced? It was just out of place for me, it didn't feel right as most of the previous ones (now I mean for all the characters in the show) it just wasn't it yep

Whose relationship I liked was Scott and Kira they were cute though not as cute as Scott and Allison but it was still cute

Anyway thanks for reading!

My thoughts on Teen Wolf season 3

Ok now that I look at it I'm consuming Teen Wolf seasons hella fast

Idk if that's good or not...

Anyway spoiler alert 🚨

Ok so I love how all the family relationships progressed u know Stiles and his dad, Scott and his mom and Allison and her dad (especially this relationship) because it was so nice to see all the parents helping them since now they also know about the supernatural and that meant that now they could do things that were a big no before

Next thing the first half I was so frustrated with Kali because girl put on some DAMN SHOES!

Like yeah it was nice seeing different kinds of werewolf fighting styles but for this one why did she have to be bare foot all the time?

Another thing I hated how they killed off Boyd and Erica

I liked them...

Anyway moving on, I kinda knew from the beginning that there was something off with the teacher who turned out to be the one doing all the killings yeah...

Plus the whole thing with the alpha pack it was kinda cool but at same time kinda weird idk but I guess we got the twins out of it?

I liked the relationships, u know the twins and Lydia and Danny it was nice, it was cute

Oh yeah I enjoyed Peter's interactions with others and his attitude altogether I know he is a bad guy but an enjoyable one to watch hehe

Ok and I still don't like Scott bite me if u want on this one but he really isn't that much of a great friend even if he had some moments

Poor Stiles yeah, the whole season he was used, hurt, manipulateted and mentally tortured and he still cared about others and their feelings (I believe he had it worse than Lydia and Jackson)

But it was interesting seeing Stiles be the bad guy since he is the fun character

Oh yeah and I pray for mr Argent because he just lost his whole family or more likely his remaining family, u know his whole world crumbling down even if he says that it's ok (I know that the aunt returned at the end but I don't like her...)

And the death of Allison and one of the twins yeah that wasn't nice I liked them both

Ooh yeah I liked how Derek tried to help and cared for Stiles

I guess this is everything yeah

Thanks for reading!

My thoughts on Teen Wolf season 2

Heya again, guess what I finished the second season yay

And here are my thoughts

Of course spoilers alert 🚨

Ok so first of all I started watching season 3 (only a few episodes though) right after so I might have some things mixed up a bit hehe

At the beginning I didn't really like how Derek was acting cus he was like one of those neighbors that smiles but acts like a total A hole but it got better throughout the season

The whole season I felt sorry for Lydia and Jackson cus both of them had their fair share of mind control not knowing what's really going on (yeah even for Jackson that can be a real jerk)

The scene with Stiles and Derek in a pool (I'm leave it like this)

Yeah and I still don't like that much Scott, like dude I know u are in love but your best friend doesn't deserve the treatment he is getting because of it (plus other werewolf things)

Yeah altogether Stiles is underappreciated and he is still my favorite character

And hear me out I like Alison but she so easily controlled/influenced by others like come on...

Favourite side characters this season are definitely Mrs Mccall and sheriff Stilinski, yeah they are awesome plus I kinda liked Peter when he came back thanks to Lydia and Derek

And the whole kanima thing was kinda gruesome and disgusting too

Altogether this whole season was sad with all the trauma and bullying and all plus it was yeah gruesome and sometimes a bit scary ngl

And this season was definitely better then the first one yeah

Anyway thanks for reading this whole paragraph of me yapping about a show

My thoughts on Teen Wolf season 1

Ok sooo...

I just finished watching Teen Wolf season 1 and I guess here is how I felt about?

Ofc spoilers alert🚨

Ok so first of all the story all together, like it was not good but neither was it all that bad though there were quite a few moments making me question why I started watching it. But I'll see how my opinion changes with the next season. Then there were the fighting scenes idk why but they felt silly? And the whole thing with them running on all fours got me laughing every time, I'm sorry but it looked really ridiculous.

Moving on to the characters. First the side characters I liked most of them.

Sheriff Stilinski (especially enjoyed his relationship with Stiles, he was cool dad all together)

Mrs Mccall (I really liked her character, she was quite charming)

Allison's family (I liked her father the most, hated the mother and then her aunt I know she was bad but I still liked her ngl)

veterinary doctor (he was a chill guy, though Idk why he helped Scott or what he is exactly but I guess I'll see?)

coach (love him, cool guy, fun to watch)

chemistry teacher (Idk I have mixed feelings about him...)

Next the main characters

Derek (the whole time through my mind was going only "he was standing there, ... menacingly" though he got better in the second half plus I like the progression his relationship with Stiles made)

Scott (ok so hear me out, I don't like him and the reason why? Because he can be such an inconsiderate A hole, especially towards Stiles but we'll see how it will turn out)

Lydia (I like her but at same time I was like why would u do that?)

Jackson (ok so I don't like him but he was tolerable when he started acting all weird and nice if u know what I mean)

Allisson (I like her but at the same time WHY is she so gullible!? because if I erased that part she would be so cool)

And the last one is Stiles (omg, I just love Stiles he is such a fun and smart character trying to keep everything together even though he just got hit by a supernatural double decker, he was the reason I was able to pull through this whole season ngl)

And I guess that's it. Overall I kinda enjoyed it though I hope it will get better especially the fighting and some character scenes because yeah sometimes (many times) it was wild

Anyway thank u for reading my Ted talk I just wanted to get this out of my system Idk

The eye roll, the hand on his hip,, this fucking diva😭

wow just realised while thinking ab theo being able to sense liam's ied being triggered by his heartbeat, breathing and chemosignals and knowing to anchor him with a touch or a quiet murmur and i realised he is literally liam's support dog. someone get him a vest pls-

I need to know what kind of blackmail Jeff Davis has on Ian Bohen to make him get down on all fours and SNIFF THE GROUND IN THE YEAR 2023

Also guys… uh Eli isn’t “the middle letters of Stiles backwards” that’s so obscure, his grandfathers name is literally Elias. Elias, the one who went by “Stiles” first. Eli and Stiles both have the sherif’s father’s name

love that the coach is still an absolute mad man. only knows the names of like six of his students and they all graduated 15 years ago. doesn’t recognize derek hale unless he’s wearing all black and stalking said students by the bleachers. let’s 32 year old scott mccall play in the lacrosse game. may or may not remember that scott is a werewolf. just an absolute gem, rock on cupcake

Team Edward or Jacob?

Bitch, I'm on team, Hayden Romero deserves as much recognition for sacrificing herself to the wild hunt as Theo gets.

Look, i was never a sterek shipper but there were some real strong sterek vibes in the movie...

The jeep - like why is Derek so hung up on Stiles' jeep that it's literally the emotional center point of his relationship with his son in the film??

Also Eli looks and dresses so much like Stiles. He's a sterek lovechild

The first point at least had to be intentional right?

Derek having feelings about the Jeep™ specifically is just like when the car went to heaven but the gay angel didn't

foreshadowing

Obsessed with how Allison and Scott jump right back into a relationship and COPARENTING A CHILD as if they haven't been apart since they were like 16 and as if Allison herself isn't mentally STILL 16.

Like Scott has had DOUBLE her total life experience. He's graduated from high school, left home, experienced adulthood, had at least two other relationships, and gone through unspeakable traumas including being relentlessly hunted (though I guess they resolved that offscreen?) since she died.

She didn't even get to her senior year! She's missed a LOT. She's just not experienced a LOT. She's basically who she was at 16 and he's THIRTY-TWO (or thereabouts) will all the change and life experience that implies. He's settled! He's ready to have kids!

Their relationship is gonna be so so so messy.

The Movie

As someone who is a big Stiles fan, and appreciates a good Stiles-led fic.. the movie isn’t bad because Stiles isn’t in it.

The movie is bad because it should be a TV show season. It’s too complex for the timeframe. If it had been an extended film, like three hours, it could’ve been FINE. 

The movie is bad because it has so much going on in the worst way, half of the characters get left behind and nobody is happy about it.

The movie is bad because Jeff Davis’ writing is questionable at best sometimes, and he’s determined to have a more confusing timeline than fucking homestuck.

The movie is bad because the lore of Teen Wolf is inconsistent and every time something is established, Jeff Davis has to piss on it.

The movie is bad because it has so many plot holes and loose ends that I don’t think will ever be tied up in a way that is satisfying.

The movie is bad because Jeff Davis seems to have forgotten all the character development we got in season six.

The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans cannot accept that it has been roughly fifteen years since the end of the show in world (not including the time skip) and they don’t like that their favourite couples didn’t work out, even though that is realistic. (Sure maybe one would’ve worked out, like stydia maybe, but certainly not all of them).

The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans will not be satisfied unless it’s the Stiles Show.

Just trying to picture Allison trying to mom Eli like, “I know how you feel, I was your age about six months ago.”

Teen wolf movie spoilers ahead!!

Did anyone else notice (and correct me if I’m wrong) that Eli never addresses Sheriff Stilinski? Like they have a decent amount of scenes together and Eli never said “Noah” or “Sheriff” or anything else that I noticed. Let me just say…. That boy definitely calls that man Grandpa and I will not accept criticism at this time.

Well it's no "unrequited love confession on the way to SuperHell" but I suppose we do have to give "bungled car metaphor delivered in proxy because one of the characters is gone and the other is dead" some credit.

i just need to know like. why and what is the reason and wherefore are we just deciding to kill off perfectly fine and capable and young middle aged characters with their entire fucking half a life ahead of them when they FINALLY step back from the life that should have killed them but didn’t like WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RETIRE AND TAKE THEIR KIDS FISHING AND HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND A WIFEHUSBAND TO KISS IN THE MORNING AND MAYBE SOME PIE FOR SUPPER ONCE IN AWHILE ITS NOT THAT DEEP

no because i just remembered a few extra things that make the teen wolf m*vie even more of a pathetic exercise in clownery:

allison staying Alive and getting back together w/ scott means that they’re doing a dan/serena in s3 of gossip girl (in that they are dating. while their parents are ALSO dating. ew. gross. what the fuckkkkk)

the age gap between malia and parrish is JUST as gross as when they tried to make lydia and parrish a thing in s5 and it’s disgusting and i hate parrish on the basis that he is an empty husk of a character who’s always Just There and Shirtless Whilst On Fire

speaking of, derek dies by setting himself on fire. FIRE. the same thing that killed HIS FUCKING FAMILY????? and he sets himself on fire in front of his own son which he would never do because he went through the same thing when he watched his family die???? 🥴 huh?????

isaac took the box that contained the nogitsune in it w/ him to like france or whatever. so how the fuck do liam and discount!kira have it with them in JAPAN????? 

the logistics of derek having a 15 yr old child is so ridiculously dumb like they didn’t even TRY with that it makes no sense and the only person who could be the mother is fucking kate argent (derek’s literal rapist) and i hate that so much

stiles would never leave the jeep behind. the jeep is the only thing he has left of his mother. why would he leave it in beacon hills and then never return to beacon hills. lmao.

in the s3 finale, the pack defeats the nogitsune with a WOLF BITE. because he “can’t be a fox and a wolf” (direct quote!). so how the fuck does the nogitsune come back and turn into a *squints* FOX WOLF HYBRID is this even real-

lydia said that her grandmother had banshee premonitions of her own gf dying, and even though she tried to prevent it, her gf died anyway. so how can lydia be 100% sure that if she breaks up with stiles, he still won’t die????? lmao

how are derek and scott both true alphas if there’s only 1 in like a 1000 years or whatever the fuck i forgot but. it’s still stupid

there’s probably more but yeah this is what happens when you can’t just leave well enough alone. let things end. not every piece of media needs a reboot revival requel sequel spinoff whatever. just let things go instead of sacrificing your fans and creativity for a souless cash grab 🫥

OKAY so here are some liam-related thoughts after finishing the teen wolf movie:

- he had like three lines. im not even exaggerating like it truly felt like it was only three lines.

- i wasn't mad at the fact that him and hikari were a thing? like obviously im a ride or die thiam enthusiast but like the only thing that actually bothered me was the lack of EXPLAINING on the script. how did liam get to japan? how did he befriend this girl who turns out to be a kitsune?

- we get NO scenes of liam when scott is being shot by three arrows. scott, HIS ALPHA, who his presumably dying. this pissed me off so much because we know liam is HIS beta, we would suppose they have a really strong connection (which they DO), but there's no shot showcasing that in one of the most important times of the movie. what the fuck.

- THE FUCKING SCENE WITH SCOTT, DEREK AND ELI. like i get it, you couldn't have more than one beta and eli is very important to the plot of the movie (kinda?) but you are actually leaving him out of this. out of the fight. when he's the only werewolf not doing shit.

- honestly they just should've stuck to the queer baiting with this one. like honestly.

The whole movie Sheriff was acting like such a step-grandpa to Eli. I knew ahead of time Derek died so I thought they were setting up Sheriff taking in Eli. But then they have Scott and Allison be the ones to take him in and it makes no sense! But that's Teen Wolf for you. We'll just fix it in fic.

Didn't Derek's whole fam die in a fire. To then. Kill him off in a fire.... Like if you had to let him go fine but did it really have to be like that???

Dylan and Arden sitting back drinking wine, unscathed from this dumpster fire like: