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Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
Girls girls the man stuck in the friendzone is gonna marry u later when u get tired of ur asshole boyfriends.
Last night I saw a kid sitting in a corner crying.
I asked him what happened. He told me he didn't want to study and it was difficult and finals were approaching.
After that my parents caught the kid crying along with me.
Do u ever just like phase out and like lay there doing nothing thinking about how did someone designed spoons
Do cats or dogs or any other animal curse when they are fighting
Like imagine a cat saying "fuck ya Jacob you r a cunt. U r the motherfucker who slept with my wife."
Interviewer:- Tell me a little bits about yourself
Me:- 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100
Internet banking is just dealing with programming instead of actual people who judge u on how much less money u r depositing.
Hey guys do u realise if I throw a ball standing on the equator in the West side and someone standing on the exact opposite side of the earth throws the ball in the opposite direction , technically we both are slowing down the rotation of earth.
Have you ever seen a post so weird yet u can still relate????
Remember the good old days when u followed the moon instead of people on Instagram ????
When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob
Y'all post some celebrity birthday on yo dash like ya expecting them to pop in ya dms saying "hey there Delilah thanks for the wishes,but ya choosing my photo wrong"
Tell me one thing if I was born on the border line of north and south Korea which country I would be exactly part of ???
If schools taught us programming languages instead of Spanish,French,German languages I'd be fucking millionaire right now.
How the fuck do some guys demonize cats fuck u they r most purest animals on earth and they are equal to having a significant another.Fuck u and ur thoughts.
This tucking post is a frain wreck
Whenever i see my textbook why do I think this is going to be a Tumblr meme????
An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.
*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*
*reality *
Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.
*hangs myself *
If u ever look at the balls of other animals pretty sure u r gay......
The internet:- u r more likely to be depressed if u eat
a lot.
Me (sipping my 44th drink ):- that's deep bruh
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
My cat whenever it decides to sleep on my lap.
It's funny how a small furball called a cat which doesn't do anything and just sits and naps around you can change so much of your life like no lover could ever do