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I think we all know what kick started Bryan Cranston’s hardcore acting chops.
art dump. The weird little guy’s name is grilled cheeze. Yes with a z
Fan cover for Meanwhile at The IRS by Nikhil Clayton!!
I love this series a little bit too much and actually got this knocked out in a few days and just keep forgetting to post it, sooo BAM!!
MINECRAFT MOVIE!!!!
Got back from the Minecraft movie a little bit ago, and let me just say....GO FUCKING SEE IT!!!
The movie is actually pretty amazing, the plot is compelling and the characters are great. Like for real go see it if you can, absolutely worth it!!
Also I now have a new son :D
I have named him Jeremy Hildeby The 3rd!!!
So I'm writing the next chap of the fic right, and I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus just came on and like, let's just be honest, Percy and Penelope have to stop Marcus and Audrey from trying to kill old Saint Nicolas.
Like those two come up with a whole ass plan, they drag Oliver into it for logistics and then he always snitches to Percy and then him and Penelope have to try and stop them before Christmas.
I donno I feel like this would happen, Marcus and Audrey defiantly feel chaotic enough to do that, at least with how I imagine them.
Happy Halloween, you are all beneath me for I am Sirius Black, the HOTTEST mother fucker around!!
GUESS WHO ACTUALLY UPDATED!!!!
I am not liable for any sort of feels y'all experience with this one :D
I donno what came over me, one minute I was on my computer wondering what to do and the next this was made, no clue what happened in between lolz
Hand over the Texas hc's 🔫🥰
*not forcing ofc!! <3*
HIII!!! I wanted to get this done sooner but had to transition my brain from "OUTSIDE WOOOO" to "Sit yo ass down BOI" so this took a little...oops? BUT here ya go!!!
Texas-
*Slaps on back of the head* Oh this bad boy can fit SO much trauma
He has a human family but boy is he not human, he’s closer to human than Jersey and Maryland but whatever he is sure ain’t human
LOVES Transformers, the movies, shows, comics, all of it (whata nerd)
He’s very easy to become friends with so long as you give him the chance and you’re not at The Table
He’s a lovable dumbass and if one cannot handle that then one shall not be friends with sir cowboy
Surprisingly friends with New Jersey, they got closer after teaching each other how to cook certain things (Brisket and Pizza)
Adores cuddles, whether he’s big spoon or little spoon, he love ‘em
Is decently good friends with California, they may not agree on everything but the two been slowly learning that you don’t have to be friends with just those that share your same views and beliefs (a hard lesson for both to understand)
Oh you best believe this boy has become super best friends with Alberta, how could he not!? They are literally Walmart him!!
Used to go into the rivers near his home to dive for treasure, almost always found guns, so much so that he had to stop as his collection was a bit too big to take care of them all (he gave some to other states over time)
Oh wait yeah *clears throat* ✨~Guns~✨
He loves bats, thinks they are the most adorable little weirdos in the world and will do ANYTHING to protect them
Oh does he love to dance, will always find a victim someone to dance with, somehow always ends up being Oklahoma
He doesn’t really understand hockey but he’s trying (the southern states with teams are making sure of that) and he does understand why it’s popular, it’s the ✨~violence~✨
He will get what he wants, one way or another, no matter how long it takes and if he only has what he wants for a minute or two, he will get it.
Wowza ain't this a big one eh?
SCENE KID NJ IS BEST NJ PROVE ME WRONG!!!!
*ahem* Soooo...I did this on my Ipad if it isn't obvious, I actually really like this lol.
There honestly isn't too much to say about this, like Jersey was a slight scene kid in the early 2000s and basically DIY'ed everything he is wearing, did I make it obvious enough that he is a Devils fan?
The red and green is a heavy call back to the original jerseys the Devils used, which I lovingly call the Christmas Jerseys, and clearly I went VERY heavy with that lol
The other side of the hat has a Rutgers patch instead of the Devils one you can see, this would have been when the Rutgers football team was doing pretty good I think soooo ya know, I felt it was important to mention.
ANOTHER POLAROID, this time by Rhode Island, and no you aren't reading that date wrong and I feel as though I don't need to elaborate ;)
*cough cough* I heard someone say Baseball NY and Hockey NJ?
@alaskashigh *points aggressively* YOU!!!! I wanted to do this literally all day since I saw your post!!!!
I think this is like such a fun dynamic, whether it's shipped or just their normal bullshit (personally I don't ship them but I can agree with those who do ship them, they are very cute together)
They are arguing about who gets the backyard probably, a very common argument once the baseball season pops up I'd imagine (and I am), half the time the only reason they stop is because of a meeting lol
Eeee thank youuuu!!!
Listen I ain’t gonna say that pollution is a problem, but I am going to say that we got so FUCKED by the Canadian wild fires, like it was real bad air and stuff. So when in doubt, blame Canada (or the West when that’s all on fire, seriously it allll just comes over here).
Wasn’t alive but 2001 sucked for like everyone duh, the sad thing is that a lot of people who died were from NJ, since a ton of people commute to NY. Obvi a ton more New Yorkens died that day but a shit ton of Jersians did as well….so you know…something something angst.
Also yes the forest one totally counts as angst, the woods aren’t obviously dangerous here since we only have Forest Puppies™️ and like foxes and coyotes, but lemme tell ya, them woods not only definitely haunted but there is probably people doing the big illegals out there. Like moonshiners or…idk cultests probably, that’s also ignoring the actually legal hunting lol.
FUCK ENGLAND, damn tea drinkers.
Anyway thank you!!! This has made me unreasonably happy :D
Ayup friend, lifes in shambles, hockey has once again ruined me, and thus I must ask for you to absolutely ruin our boy New Jersey
(NJ angst hcs, if it wasn’t clear lolz, if you don’t got any when you see this that’s chill, take your time :D)
Ah yes I see you have once again returned to get NJ’s sadness :) /silly
Hmmmm tear scars on his wings……smth smth England…….
I don’t see him as someone that has had very good luck with dating (till he met S.C. or Del or Rhodey or whoever you ship him with), and it makes him kinda sad :(
^he’s sorta under the impression that people date him out of pity for some reason. And they’ll leave him when they feel less pitiful.
Idk if this counts as angst, but here’s a random hc: So like- NJ loves plants and nature and all that, so he also knows what herbs and weeds are good and that bring good health and could even help infected wounds. He also found this out from the amount of times he fcked off into the woods all alone and got hurt somehow.
……Okay so. I feel like he definitely watched like. Y’know. All the stuff that happened in 2001, as well as other things. He watched his brother and his brother’s city suffer. He wanted to tear his eyes away. But he couldn’t. He wishes he could’ve.
He definitely has some breathing issues. I’ve. I’ve decided that based off the pollution stereotypes.
Wasn't @'ed but I might as well actually post this one lol
(I donno who to @ so I can't oops)
starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such
here is the link
so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks
fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^
no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!
My friends, thine ask box is open, feel free to ask for HCs (or art, though that might be either a lil late or from the ipad so it wouldn’t be the normal style sadly T-T).
Anyway I’m bored and have google docs on my phone, been too long since I last did this so please, ASK AWAY BITCHES!!!
I FINALLY drew SJ again, well technically I've actually drawn quite a bunch of sketches of her but none are posted on here. Anyway I love her <3
I was just sitting in the snow for the past hour-ish, came back in about 20 mins ago. I would have stayed out longer if it wasn't for the fact that my other earbud died and I didn't want to check if the other was charged enough, and if my fingers hadn't started to get uber numb and my butt was totally soaked.
Would totally recommend BTW to sit in the snow like its a lawn chair, I was doing so with my legs bent and woah boy was it comfy. 10/10 I will do it again when I can!!
SNOW!!!!!
Okay so, it snowed a few days ago and of course I was super stoked because snow, and I knew that more was on the horizon for Saturday.
So it’s Saturday. It’s the first day of Presidents Day Weekend, the day of the Flyers V. Devils Stadium game. It’s also the day I was meant to go ice skating again.
I’ve been going through what I call “Skate withdrawl” since it’s been almost a month since I last gone skating. I was finally able to get my poppy to bring me today, and yes I knew there would be snow but it went from a Winter Weathert Advisory to a Winter Weather Warning because it’s a full blown storm baybeeeee.
I’m sad that I’ll have to wait to go tomorrow BUT I am happy we got way more snow than predicted, so I guess I can’t be too sad.
Signed-
Your resident Snow Slut™️
AHHHHH look at him!!!! Our favorite demon!!!
(I'm not a NJ simp thank you vary much, I just happen to live here)
Devil!NJ my beloved
@kyistell @sonofcoul27 cuz y’all are the resident NJ simps /lhj
And yes he has reddish-brown hair cuz I said so /silly
May we please have some NY hc’s? 👁️👁️
*not forcing*
I am so sorry for this being literal DAYS late, things happen but I still feel bad, anyway I shall deliver as it is better late than never!!
Doesn’t like planes (feel like it obvious why)
Can figure skate, likes to do so for 30 minutes as a warm up before hockey
He has a lot of scars, pretty much all on his chest and arms though he does have a good few on his legs
Met Delaware when he visited Netherlands home for the first time, he continued to visit every weekend until Netherland had to leave
Actually likes Netherland, way better than England that’s for sure
He found out that there was a another New state when he found New Mexico going through his kitchen, he still doesn’t have a single idea how NM had gotten there and neither does NM
Friendship bracelets, specifically Loom (the rubber bands)
He has some problems with his own humanity because while yes he is a state personification, he also had parents and has grandparents, something that pretty much every state except for a few have, swimming in the Hudson didn’t help at all seeing as now he’s all sorts of something
While he and Jersey seem attached at the hip, they actually don’t spend nearly as much time together as the other states thing, yeah they are slightly attached at the hip but they will go weeks without a single hello at times
Hates change, he went through so much of it as a child that he can’t stand it now
Spinny chair go brrrrr
“I’m not autistic, I just don’t like you”
He can’t really drive, like he has his license but is terrified to use it in his own state, he prefers public transport in the city rather than driving and always lets Jersey drive whenever they are in a car
He doesn’t like fireworks, they are pretty much way to loud for him to be okay
Used to have a pet duck
Went Ice Skating (Gone Wrong?)
HEYYYOOOOO, so yesterday and today I went ice skating with my friend Sofia, and its been really fun, I liked the place we went to today more than the other one. I ended up falling maybe 10 minutes before Public Skating ended. Hit my face, nose bled, busted lip, and the funny thing is, is that if I can, I'm going back tomorrow, which I find hilarious.
Did skating today really go wrong? Eh not really, I had a ton of fun and sure it hurt like a BITCH but honestly thinking back it was kinda funny, first time using hockey skates and it's only at the end where I end up wiping out, I just ended up going a bit too fast for my skill (up until yesterday I hadn't skated in like 6 years) and y'know, now I know for tomorrow (if we do end up going that is).
At least I know now for a fact that I am FAR better at hockey skates than I am at figure skates LOLZ
Here have some Jersey, Rhode, and Del at the Table. Who knows what is happening, use your imagination, be ~creative~
So, I'm in Las Vegas and we're going around getting boys numbers for prank calls. They ask me if I like any of the boys there and I got the amazing chance to say, "I have a girlfriend."
One girl fell to the ground laughing.
5 were in shock.
One ran to the other side of the arcade.
And 2 told me congratulations.
I love my girlfriend, she's my everything. I've known her for 9 years and she's my world.
Google Maps be like "do you want to take a detour to this fast food place" and it's Polyphemus' cave with sheep on the menu
★﹒₊‧concert
<a/n: wth is this? there's no plot, no anything really, i'm just trying to dumb my sero brain rot>
concerts were your favorite thing. the dark room with the occasional flash of light over you, it was freeing. freeing from the work and stress of real life.the strobe lights were almost blinding. i mean hell, you were still dancing to your heart content in the pit of your favorite bands concert. bands from the west rarely come to japan so when these guys announce their would tour that actually included the world, it was a no brainer. you went with your close friend jiro from the hero course and her two friends, denki and sero, which you haven't really met before. you've interacted with denki a few times in passing but never sero. you've seen him around though. him and his broad shoulders, tall, lean stature and whatever new girl was attached to him that month. it kind of baffled you, he didn't look like a player or have the douche personality of one. he was down to earth, kind hearted, goofy, and had a pretty solid taste in music. he's eyes were your favorite though. you've never met someone with such pretty golden eyes. intoxicating and comforting. like a really good cup of coco on a cold ass day. you know it may not be the best for you, but it's so good, and you're so cold, you can't help but take another sip. you don't notice you're staring at him until he turns and meets your gaze. good lord. how long have you looking at him? how long did he know you were looking at him? his lips morph into one of his signature smirks and you notice his eyes flickering from yellow to green from the blue light that paints over his face every now and again. sero looks back up at the stage as the song before transitions into a slower more sensual one. he swiftly moves behind you to wrap his arms loosely around your middle, chin nestling in the crook of your neck as he sways the two of you to the song.