Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Hi I'd like to fuck the Yellowstone supervolcano....
In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.
Because this is not an avenger movie.
When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob
Do u think that we could invent a device operated with batteries which could like toast a bread between our hands when we hold it. Like I would hold the bread between my toaster gloves and somehow switch on the toaster glove and boom a toaster bread
It's funny how a small furball called a cat which doesn't do anything and just sits and naps around you can change so much of your life like no lover could ever do
my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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