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Hello! Can i please request some sampo nsfw headcanons/ A-Z if you do them?

I love your writing!

omg thank u sm 🫶🏽 and pls lmk if you like it!! its literally my first time making my hcs public LMAOAO

Sampo NSFW A-Z headcanons! 17+ This post is A-L, the second half, M-Z will be in another post <3

A - Aftercare

(Receiving) Usually, after his 5+ rounds of cumming, he becomes completely mind-numb and tired, exhaustion taking over his body. He is very pliant when you gently guide him towards the bathroom, a hot, steaming bath waiting for the both of you. Once he's regained some energy, he's very affectionate, spooning you and placing complacent kissing all over your face and neck. This often leads to another few rounds~

(Giving) After he has had his fun with you, he gently wipes you with a warm wet rag, being careful not to bring any unwanted stimulation. Once he cleans the both of you up, he holds you in his arms, whispering words of assurance and affection into your skin as he kisses you, waiting for you to come back to him. He gives you a cup of water, slips you into your sleepwear (which is really just an old shirt of his that's big on you, and some shorts/boxers he found in his wardrobe.), and carries you into bed.

B - Body part

He loves all of your body, but if he had to choose, he'd pick your lips. He loves kissing them anytime of the day, and he especially loves when you surprise him with one after a long day. On his body however, he'd choose his hands. They get to touch and caress your body, hold your hands and face, and touch your most sensitive parts. He can't get enough of you.

C - Cum

His cum is thick with a tangy aftertaste, and he always cums copious amounts each time. He cums in spurts, but when he's overstimulated or empty, it just leaks out and becomes thin and runny. He absolutely loves cumming on your tits/chest and face, but doing it inside you takes first place. He loves the feeling of you clenching down on him as you came, and he just can't help but immediately cum after you, filling you up so much that it dripped down onto the bed (or floor, cuz lets be real, you guys do it almost everywhere).

D - Dirty secret

He actually loves it when you edge him/degrade him, but he'll never tell you that~

E - Experience

Look at this man and tell me that he's not a virgin.

exactly. He has absolutely ZERO! (you've ruined him throughly and now he's a slut for u😍)

F - Favorite position

Any position in which he can look at you is his favorite, but he tends to cum way quicker when youre on top, riding him. maybe its something to do with watching his dick go in and out of you so lewdly~

G - Goofy

He tends to let out a small chuckle most of the time, making small jokes or remarks in the heat of the moment. He once made a comment that made you laugh hard while he was inside you that he had to pull out and slump onto you, his laughs vibrating against your neck and making you laugh more, turning the moment into a comedy show. You still make references to it when he's about to put it in.

H - Hair

He tends to keep it well groomed, wisps of hair trailing up to his navel. He started to shave it bald after his first time with you, but you voiced how he was prettier with his dark hair down there ;)

I - Intimacy

When he's on top, he put his focus completely onto you, watching your reactions and body, taking his time to make you feel completely good. When he's on the bottom however, he becomes a pliant good boy and does what you let him to, the pleasure numbing his brain. He lays there and takes it, begging you for more.

J - Jack off

He used to jack off to the thought of you before the two of you had gotten together, but after he confessed, he would take random items of clothing that you had worn and touched himself, imagining that it was you who was touching him so erotically, you who was making him feel this good (he once stole your underwear, and came so hard. that he passed out, only lasting barely a minute. He snuck it back into your laundry basket and couldn't look you in the eye for days). Once he got a taste of your handjobs however, it just never felt enough anymore.

K - Kink

He absolutely loves praise, and loves it better when he's blindfolded and handcuffed. He has a weakness to being choked as you ride him, and being completely dominated (if that wasn't obvious already lmaoo). A secret kink of his is voyeurism, he thinks that the danger of getting found out just adds appeal, although this does mean you have to shut him up when he starts to lose his mind over a handjob.

L - Location

He does like it in the bedroom, but he absolutely goes crazy when you two do it in an alleyway. Something about the risk of getting caught just makes it ten times more better for him.

I need him so badly (either in me or in my team ONE WAY OR ANOTHER PLEASE!!!!)

17+ content !!! Uhhh handjob, nipple play, mention of voyeurism (i think it’s actually voyeurism yeah it’s voyeurism), cum play, overstimulation <3

Slinking up behind him, you wrapped your arms around his waist, your hands sliding against the bare skin on his hips, being dangerously close to his waistband. You sometimes questioned his clothing choices, but seeing how attracting his hip windows are, you never voiced it.

“Hey! What are ya doing sneaking up on me like that, you know i’ve got a weak heart!~” He whined, looking over his shoulder at you, your grin evil as you snuck your hands under the gray cloth covering his abs, staring to giggle as you ran your hands up and down, creating a reaction you knew too well.

His eyebrows furrowed, a sultry, heat-filled look in his eyes while he gnawed on his lip. You could never get enough of that look of his.

—

You held your hand over his mouth, his whines muffled against your palms as he looked down on your other hand wrapping around his hips and pinching the skin there, his gasp breaking through the muffle as you traced down his V-line, your fingers slipping under the waistband of his boxers.

He rolled his eyes back and closed them, letting himself sink in the feeling of your hand wrapping around his dick, pulling it out as you slightly rubbed your index finger against the slit of his tip.

He shuddered, letting out s broken groan while you started to jerk him off, the pre-cum oozing from his tip providing as lubrication.

He hunched over, placing an arm against the alley wall and resting his head on it, watching your hand work away at him as his body twitched and shook, his voice rising despite your hand firmly pressing against his mouth.

You formed a circle with your index and thumb, adjusting it to his size.

“Thrust into it like the slut you are~”

He keened loudly at your words, his hips stuttering as he tried to get into rhythm, his mind starting to melt.

You dipped your fingers into his mouth, collecting the saliva. Moving his hand to replace yours, you moved it down to underneath his clothes, twisting his nipple and flicking it, Sampo’s eyes squeezing shut as he thrusted into your hand faster, his moans arousing you by the second.

Teasing him further, you tightened you hand around him, making him hit his limit. His eyes flung open and stared unfocused at his dick making such lewd noises, the alleyway now filled with ‘shlick’ sounds and his voice bordering a porno star.

Gasping, he grabbed at the hand that was tweaking with his nipples and whined, his hips shaking as pre dripped from your fingers onto the floor, his hands now kneading at his chest as he mewled loudly, his orgasm rapidly nearing.

Without warning, he grabbed your other hand and tightened his grip around it, harshly thrusting before he threw his head back, his thighs quaking while he came, squeezing out every single drop that he could.

Letting out rope after rope after rope of cum, he whimpered as you overstimulated him, his jaw now slack. He couldn’t do anything but take it, his vision going white as his whole body shook violently, his hips jerking erratically.

Letting up, you shoved your cum-covered fingers into his mouth, closing it for him as he sucked and licked them, his mind wandering in bliss.

You couldn’t wait to take him home and finish him off properly.

i jus…need to get this out of my head.,,..,his hips r so.,,.slutty,,..,(goes insane)

17+ below!!

He’s laying on the ground, hips stuttering pathetically as he whines, grabbing at your leg and begging you to keep stepping on him, to release this overbearing need to cum.

You quirk your brow, enjoying seeing the man who just sent you on a duck chase for some stupid errand that he was supposed to run.

“and why should i let you? i don’t see a good reason right now, you’ve been a very bad boy.”

He whines at that, shaking his head as tears welled up in his eyes, now sniffling as his shoulders shook.

“No no no please i’ll be a good boy, i won’t do it again i promise i won’t, i promisee”

Sighing, you leaned over him, detaching his head from your leg, watching the tears roll down his face as he searched your eyes for mercy.

“If I find you putting your responsibilities onto someone else, next time it’ll be for a week, understand?”

He whined and nodded, his hands tugging at your clothes.

“Yes yes i do just please let me cum i won’t do it again pleaseee-Ohhmm fuck!”

You pressed your foot against his crotch, slightly adding pressure as he moaned and whimpered, his hips undulating. With each grind, the dark spot on his boxers grew rapidly.

“Oh, oh fuck! Oohh fuck fuck! I’m gonna-!”

His eyes rolled back, his neck straining as he threw his head back, cumming hard in his underwear, the thick fluid dripping down from his tip, which you could slightly see from his waistband as his hips rose, twitching and shaking while he groaned and whined, overstimulating himself trying to draw out his orgasm as much as he could.

Panting, he leaned against your thigh, pressing his soft lips against the exposed skin, mumbling his thanks and rubbing his hands up and down your leg.

“I won’t ever do you like that ever again…thank you so much..”

Running your hand through his hair, you chuckled. He sure was worth it.

i want to know how his whimpers sound.

Hsuenhdjxtjqoxthsjxyhjayxjwtdjudujdyy! OH MY GOD!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😵‍💫😳😳😳

after knowing sampo canonically disguised himself as a woman (that means he wore dresses) i have not been okay since then

Quick sketch because I miss Sampo

Part 2 Part 1

"New year. Same me (with rizz)"

Last drawing of the year and its sampo kiosk

Part 1 part 3

I love them

Petition to call them "crime and punishment"

Skott is just a pathetic loser version of Sampo

O.o

edit: this staying at 69 notes is very sampo-like behaviour

edit 2: Okay who changed this

Me every time there's a problem on belobog: It's probably Sampo's fault

[ hsr ] tell me so i say….

Thievin’, stealin’, takin’ what’s not yours

Tw! Drugs mentioned, eye strain

Feeling like dropping some somewhat recent unfinished stuff cuz that ratiorine drawing is looking rough, might take somewhat long 🥹

And also my first Ratiorine thing I wanted to do but the song just didn't really sit with these two, rip (Måneskin - Off My Face)

Or maybe it does fit and I should just continue with it, u tell me

Fic Im working on that I want someone to take from me because I have 3 WIPs

I just want a more talented author to take this off my hands. It’s not going well.

Emanator Sampard

Becoming an emanator is a two way street. You have to get the gaze of an Aeon and then accept the power they grant you (like how the trailblazer had to actually take the lance)

Qlipoth wants Gepard as an emanator since he’s a great protector, sacrifices himself for Belobog, etc.

Gepard does not want to become an emanator and spread Qlipoth’s will. He wants to stay in Belobog and protect it and his family

Gepard is also being terrible about this whole thing. He’s given up on being civil and is basically biting at Qlipoth’s hand

Qlipoth is frustrated but stubborn

Enter Aha, who shows up to bother Qlipoth

Offers to help (for the chaos ofc)

Qlipoth accepts

Aha sends their emanator (Sampo) to go convince Gepard

Whoops they are now thrown together due to Aeon Shenanigans

They learn about each other as Sampo tries to convince Gepard and they fall in love? Somewhere along the way?

I don't post art because I’m bad at drawing but I drew this for a fic I’m writing because it won’t leave my brain. This is just a black and white version but it’s how I envision the corset I mention. Also, the flowers are supposed to be orange lilies for Reasons.

Link:

One thing everyone gets Wrong is Sampo and Gepard drinking. I know everyone thinks Sampo drinks a bunch and is a heavyweight while Gepard doesn’t drink and can’t handle alcohol but. Think.

Gepard grew up in a noble family, and nobles will have parties with lots of alcohol a lot for no particular reason, and he’s a soldier. There is no way he doesn’t drink. Sampo, meanwhile, spends 90% of his time in the Underworld, which is constantly short on supplies let alone something like alcohol. What they do have is probably watered down or really expensive.

What I’m saying is Sampo is three shots in dancing on the table while Gepard is eight shots in and can hold decent conversation.

🫶💖

Drawing him is my favorite past time 💥💣

From what I've noticed, sparkle spoke slower than the way real sampo usually would and was rather deliberate to frame her words in a way that was close to the real sampo but not entirely.

Even though sampo is a very unserious person in most conversations, sparkle leaned in a bit too much into that which made the conversations somewhat distinct from the real sampo.

This detail is again pointed out in the companion quest where sparkle says sampo is on the more serious side of the masked fools, which is pretty interesting and might explain why sparkle impersonated sampo in the way that she did in that she wants to see sampo be more unserious.

I feel like this is reiterated by the voice acting, where fake sampo had slower and a slightly forced way of speech compared to real sampo.

All in all, the VA did amazing and I'm really interested to see how the story unfolds.

More discussion with spoilers mentioned below:

Regarding the story and whatnot. I'm gonna have to listen to the dialogue again later. Tbh I was too busy gushing over Mr. Rose's voice in general and the fact that "Sampo" was there to notice the differences between how he speaks and how Sparkle portrayed him! I was blinded by love and deceived so easily 😩

Sampard from aggie :3

I haven’t been active in 4ever so have some sampard fanart :^

also happy holidays!

i made a Sampo kinnie bingo sheet!

couldn’t find one of him so I made my own! have fun >3<

Enter; Madam Brughel Possion! aka Sampo! + some headcanons c:

i wonder if Sampo assumed that The Nameless were Masked Fools at first

i thought this whole beginning spiel he does was just him thinking the Nameless were Underworlders -> but that doesn't make sense when later it's revealed that literally almost everyone on Jarilo-VI knows who the Silvermane are

this isn't even five minutes into introductions and Sampo's already treating them like they're all part of one big- and pardon the pun- inside joke. i wouldn't even put it past him if he was purposefully using double entendres in case he was wrong -> "pricing your stock" can also refer to attributing your strong points//talents -> "same side" "same line of work" "charade" "vigilance" "sincerity" "an art to it all" Sampo frequently refers to their 'shared job' with entertainment monikers

i think he realizes relatively soon after this entire conversation that the Nameless are, in fact, not Fools though- so he doesn't ever hedge closer to the subject aside from calling himself a "senior in the field"

also he changes his phrases so that they're more reminiscent of his conman occupation rather than his Fools occupation

im also pretty sure he immediately pegged us as offworlders too?? -> this is after saying Jarilo-VI was uninhabitable anywhere other than Belobog

Natasha: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Seele, turning to Sampo: How tall are you?