Natasha: In Your Opinion, What's The Height Of Stupidity?

April being the best big sis ever + How she met the turts (more under the cut)

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Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-

Jasper: I- Yes??

Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?

Jasper: I... Don't know?

Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D

Jasper: I...

Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-

Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?

Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D

Skyrim adventure #3

Me: *been playing for like 2 hours* My Dad: the insane jester has been quiet for a while Me: …..*turns around* Cicero: *is just gone* Me: what the hecker Me: *retraces steps to find him* Me: *finds bandit tower* Cicero: *singing and dancing, dead bodies everywhere* Dad: *whispers* he cant be trusted

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

“Ranboo makes me feel safe, I’m going to Ranboo”

- Wilbur, wholesome

It’s so funny that the three people who canonically find Dazai #relatable are Mori, Fyodor, and Verlaine.

What an insane lineup of horrible men. I think that alone would make me change my entire personality if I were him. First everyone finds him incredibly annoying and then those motherfuckers show up and are like “actually, no, Dazai’s great. He just gets me.” I’d be reconsidering all of my life decisions.

I want to put Fischl, Farina, Lyney, and Barbara in a party and call it the theater troup.

Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance

Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?

Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...

Marc: My body is a temple.

Marc: Ancient, crumbling, and either cursed or haunted but probably both.

Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.