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radioapple's child 🍎📻
Her name is Sasha
Little Lucifer Info:
Age Range: 0-3 Years old
Caregiver: Alastor (Calls him Lu when verbal, which sounds like: "Wu!")
Babysitter: Charlie
Autistic: Mostly nonverbal when regressed, gets easily overwhelmed by his surroundings, and has a hard time letting his caregiver know when he needs or wants something
Hyperfixated on anything to do with ducks!
Milk extremely upsets his tummy and can cause severe meltdowns if the pain persists longer than a few minutes
Now he usually gets watered down apple juice(Happy hands or wiggles are to be expected whenever this happens)
Stranger Danger x1,000(Very clingy baby, but only to Alastor and on very rare occasions Charlie)
Dislikes loud or overly bright toys
Toys he can pull behind himself are his favorite
Likes to chew on his duck shaped crinkle fabric plush
Night terrors are the one thing that can cause him to immediately drop into a baby headspace for an unknown amount of time
Has a tiny bladder, but is too anxious to let his caregiver know he needs a change. (Unfortunately resulting in several painful rashes and the occasional UTI)
new playlist!!
finally (FINALLY!!) got caught up with @morningstarwrites of saints and sinners last night and so now I can say I'm fully educated hehe
(STAR YOUR LAST CHAPTER HAD ME SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP I PHYSICALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH CUTENESS)
contemplating whether it is worth my time to rewrite the entirety of Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston as a radioapple fic.
Alastor: We need this product for our kitchen!
Lucifer: OUR kitchen?
Alastor:…
Alastor: We need this in the kitchen!
Lucifer:..I preferred the first one.
Shhhhh
They’re sleeping.
From Chapter 14 of Memories
YALL I STILL CANT DRAW PEOPLE-
Chapter 12 of Memories might be triggering for some people
So, in the tags, it says Lucifer has depression, and from early on, I wanted Lucifer to have a depression episode with Alastor around to witness it. That's what chapter 12 is going to be.
I NEED EVERYONE TO NOTE THAT I DO NOT HAVE DEPRESSION. i ALSO NEED EVERYONE TO NOTE THAT I AM TRYING MY BEST TO NOT SEROTYPE DEPRESSION!!!
If I am insensitive or accidentally stereotype depression, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT IT IS AND HOW TO FIX IT.
And, because this might be triggering for people with depression, I am making Friday 4/18/25 a double update so that if people don't want to read it, they do not have to wait another week to get a fluffy chapter!
The only required reading part in the entirety of Chapter 12 is the very end, because Lucifer's siblings have another cameo (though I might change that).
Thank you to all who took the time to read this.
Made some art as a send off. Again, words can’t express how greatful I am for @morningstarwrites
(P.S. this is what I appear as online. 🤪)
What a journey OSAS has been on. I have been here since about chapter 30. And now, the story is finished.
I just wanted to thank you because your story is what inspired me to read and make fanfic again. It also helped introduce me to a ship I love SO much. I love your story and I recommend it highly to everyone. OSAS truly gave me back my creative writing juices and I can never thank you enough.
I made this a while back but I think it fits. Thank you Star. Thank you.
omg! I'm so happy to hear that! fanfic is fun and I'm glad you gave my story a chance 🫶 your drawing is super cute, I love it, thank you!!
Chapter 11 of Memories is up!
Read it here!
Snippet
“Y-you look -um-” Lucifer stuttered, “Hi.”
“Hello, Lucifer. I believe the word you were looking for was stunning.” Alastor smiled warmly as he stepped out into the cool breeze.
Lucifer rolled his eyes playfully. “Humble much?” He still offered his arm to Alastor, who took it as they walked into the car.
“Never.” Alastor chuckled.
To all that read my radioapple story Memories
I am going to be wrapping this story up soon. I'm going to take a guess that at ~20 chapters is where I'm going to leave this main story. I am going to finish posting around May 3rd (That means I will post all remaining chapters then). I am going to start other stories with no posting schedule and from different fandoms. I still love this story, and I will continue it in the extras portion of this series, but the updates will be more sporadic. Try as I might, I cannot have an update schedule for long periods of time. ¯\(ツ)/¯
I tricked my friend into drawing collab ship art. 😈
(She draw animals so she draw the Lucifer snek)
Chapter 10 of Memories is up!!
Old Friends
From Chapter One of my fanfic Memories. YALL I CANT DRAW PEOPLE-
*Back in black starts playing*
Memories - Chapter 9 - SeaweedWrites13 - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
MY STORY IS BACK WITH WEEKLY UPDATES ON FRIDAYS!!!!
for @morningstarwrites
First time drawing a kiss. Happy about how it turned out.
SOoOOOoOoOOOOooOoO
I made a thing. I was watching a few youtube vids on my time off, and I came across this little heartbreaking gem.
He can get hurt? (Animatic-Helluva Boss scene)|| RADIOAPPLE/APPLERADIO
SOOOOOOO I made a fanfic based on this. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha-
Eastern Energy - A Radioapple Story
Tags: Angst without a happy ending, maybe pt 2 if people want it, radioapple
Context:
Alastor and Lucifer have been living at the hotel for some time. After a few late-night drinks, some trust exercises, and Lucifer healing Alastor’s wound, the two grew close. How close is up to you.
One day, on his way to Rosie’s with Charlie and Vaggie, they get a call.
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“You’ll love Rosie!” Charlie assured her girlfriend, squeezing her shoulder lightly.
“Her cornbread recipe is to die for!” Alastor hummed. “Several have.”
Vaggie rolled her eye but continued walking. When they were about halfway to Rosie’s Charlie got a call.
“Oh, it’s Angel. What’s up?” She answered. Her face suddenly turned white. “What?”
“Chalie?” Vaggie asked.
Charlie said nothing, just put Angel on speaker.
“CHARLIE? Can you hear me??” Angel's voice was frantic. “I promise I am not joking! Your dad needs your help!!”
“Wait what?” Alastor asked.
What could he possibly need help with? Fixing his height? A stepstool could do that.
“We can hear you, Angel. What happened?” Vaggie prodded.
“Adam barged into the hotel, wrapped Lucifer in some kind of glowy rope, and took off flying away with Lucifer! We couldn’t do anything because Adam took us by surprise!”
“Hold on Angel, we’re getting a call from Lucifer,” Alastor told the spider.
Probably telling us that he took care of it and there is nothing to worry about.
“Okay,” Angel ended the call and Vaggie answered Lucifer’s call.
“Hey bitch.” Alastor’s heart dropped. He’d know that voice anywhere. It was hash and brash, not at all like Lucifer’s soothing melodic tone.
“Adam,” Vaggie growled. “What the fuck do you want?”
“I thought I should brag about kidnapping the king of hell!” Adam bosted. “It was fucking easy too.”
“Why are you doing this?” Charlie demanded.
“If Lucifer is gone, then they’ll have to let me back into heaven!”
“Dios Mijos, Adam. You do know that your plan to get back into Heaven includes sinning? Killing is a sin!” Vaggie yells into the phone
“Sorry, Can’t hear you bitch, byeee!”
The call ended suddenly.
“FUCK!!” Charlie yelled as she punched a hole into the nearest wall, denting it.
“Charlie dear,” Alastor puts a hand on her shoulder. “Maybe instead of denting walls, you go help your dad take down Adam. Your father could certainly use the help.”
Not really, Lucifer can take care of himself. But I do want Charlie to feel like she can do something, rather than sitting around worrying.
“You and your father both outrank Adam in power, so it should be easy,” Alastor says.
“And I could go with you if you need backup.”
“Okay. Let’s go.”
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“Oh shit,” Lucifer said.
I need to get out of here before someone comes and puts themself in danger because of me.
“You’re fucking right ‘Oh shit,” Adam smirked.
“No I just realized I didn’t eat breakfast. Did you think I was scared of you?” Lucifer smirked. “An insect could do a better job of kidnapping me.
“You should be. Because with you finally fucking gone, I’ll be heaven’s savior. They’ll have to let me in after.”
“You do know that in the VERY unlikely case, you do manage to kill me, Charlie will take over hell as queen and will take revenge,” Lucifer says as Adam hoists him into a mine cart. “Also, trying to kill me in a mine, and they call me tacky.”
“One more word and I’ll gag you.” Adam threatened, then muttered under his breath, “Angels are heavy.”
“Hmmm. Kinky.”
“Shut the fuck up cunt.” Adam growled as he tied Lucifer to a rock. “You seem to love ruining my life, so when I take yours, I think I’ll have a little fun with it.”
“Are you sure this isn’t a kink of yours? I won’t judge if so. It must be hard to find someone to fuck when all you want to do is suck your own dick.”
“YOU! Don’t get to fucking talk! You are the shitiest being in all of creation and you took fucking everything from me!” Adam yelled into Lucifer’s ear. “And because of that, you won’t be mercy-killed. No, I’ll take my sweet fucking time.”
“Are you sure that this isn’t some hidden kink of yours? You seem to love killing so much-AH!” Lucifer suddenly yelled in pain, as the first man sunk an angelic dagger deep into Lucifer’s shoulder.
Adam twisted the blade in Lucifer’s shoulder, which made a hissing sound.
“You. Do not get to fucking talk over me.” Adam growled, lowering his head to whisper in Lucifer’s ear. “You should’ve been killed in your fall.” The first man grabbed Lucifer’s hair and Lucifer let out a snake-like hiss. “You even sound like what you are. A fucking snake.”
“I’ve been called worse by demons I like better than you.”
“This about that pesky overlord. Or your daughter? Both hated you at some point, and they will again.”
Lucifer, at the mention of Charlie and Alastor, tried to make his demon form come out, but the holy rope wouldn’t let him. He could only muster his tail. Seeing this weak display of power, Adam laughed and took the opportunity to stomp hard on his tail. Lucifer let out a bleat of pain, quickly followed by a defiant hiss when Adam brought the holy knife to his throat.
“Torture doesn’t seem your style, Adam. What makes little ol’ me so special?” Lucifer grunted.
“You took my wives, Eden, my son.”
“How did I take your s-AH!” He cried out when Adam took the blade out, only to punch Lucifer in the face, and then stab him in the shoulder again, going all the way through it.
“Since you took my family, I’ll take yours.” Adam cruely laughed. “I think I’ll take Charlie, then-ah-fuck!” Lucifer used the last of his strength to push Adam back with his hind goat legs.
“I swear,” Lucifer threatened, trying to stand up, but failing. “If you go near her I will destroy you.”
“O-ho! Big talk from someone who can’t even stand up! Much less get out of here!” Adam laughed, walking over to Lucifer. He grabbed him by the ropes and threw him against the rocks. The King of Hell let out a pained sound, somewhere between a bleat and a hiss.”This has been fun, but I have to grace heaven with my presence. Any last words, Sin of Pride?”
“Charlie…I…Alastor…” Lucifer gasped out. He barely had enough strength to stay awake, much less call out for help.
“Your cunts ain’t coming.” Adam laughed as he stood over him to make the final blow.
I love you, Charlie, more than anything. Was his final thought before everything went dark.
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Alastor had gotten a mental message from Charlie, telling him to meet them at the Sloth Hospital. He figured that Charlie or Vaggie had gotten hurt in the battle and needed to be patched up. When a car pulled up and Charlie and Vaggie were mostly unharmed, his heart sank.
“Where is Lu -oof!!” He was suddenly run over by a bunch of medical staff. Alastor looked up for just a second, he saw something that terrified him. Lucifer’s limp tail hanging off a hospital bed over him.
Lucifer’s tail is only out in his demon form, or when he’s somewhat weak and can’t hide it. Alastor remembered. He got up quickly, dusting himself off in the process.
“Alastor? Are you okay?” Charlie asked, her eyes bloodshot and dried tears on her cheeks.
“I am fine me dear. What was that about?”
“Lucifer got hurt bad,” Vaggie says.
“Lucifer got what? H-how?” Alastor looked at the door, which was flooded with reporters. “He can get hurt?”
A/N: Please don't kill me-
@razzlematazz
I’m late I know
MERRY SINSMAS EVERYONE!!
First time drawing the gang. I’m really happy with how it turned out!!!
As a Radioapple fan, what I hope for in Hazbin hotel, is not that it will become canon (though that would be AMAZING!). No. I wish for a scene between Alastor and Lucifer like the Honda Odyssey scene from Deadpool and Wolverine.
Kings accidental consort. PT. 1 [ ? ]
Tysm to this blog for inspiring me to make an RadioApple fanfic!
“ So do you Agree on the terms. “ Lucifer affirmed, folding his arms as if saying to not agree. He and Alastor were on the patio; the only quiet place in the now bustling hotel,
“ yes yes, “ The radio demon said somewhat dismissively, “ I would only act as a parent to dear Charlie when you are not here, “ he repeated.
A sudden, odd thought came to Lucifer, “ just like divorced dads, “ he heard in his head, making him snicker slightly, Alastor tilted his head and narrowed his eyes, “ what seems to be hilarious your Majesty, surely not our agreement “ he proceeded to hold out his hand, Lucifer grasped it.
“ oh nothing, I was just thinking that this deal seems like we act like a sort of divorced couple, and how it would be funny if we were actually, truly married “ they shook hands, around them powerful rays of light signaled a deal being made by an Overlord and King.
Downstairs Charlie and Vaggie were heading to their room after letting Angel handle the new guests for a break. Suddenly, the lights darkened around them and Green light was seen, both girls knew that all too well.
“ I’m sorry but who is making a deal with Alastor? “ Charlie asked. Vaggie raised an eyebrow
“ wait didn’t your dad go up with Alastor a couple minutes ago? … oh shit, “ Vaggie muttered, she grabbed Charlie’s hand and rushed up the stairs leading to the patio where Lucifer had said he will be. The was a lot of commotion behind the closed doors, Charlie kicked it open and ready to fight.
“ -re you shitting me! What is this?! This is your fault sinner ! “ Lucifer yelled once Charlie smashed the door open, her father appeared to be wearing a wedding dress, and blushing profusely. Vaggie burst out laughing.
“ well I wasn’t the one who made a frivolous joke about being married, am I ? “ Alastor said. he seemed frustrated, but he still held his smile. He himself was wearing a black tuxedo and holding a bouquet of flowers.
As they argued, both of their hands flared around. Charlie stayed quiet, not wanting to intervene but suddenly noticed wedding bands on each of their clawed hands, putting two and two together, she gasped loudly. She started squealing making both men stop yelling to look at her,
“ oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Vaggie!! Alastor is officially my Father!! They have Ringsss! “ she said shaking her girlfriend, Tears fell from her eyes.
“ ok easy on the sparkles Hon, “ Vaggie said while being shook, she turned to the males with a questioning look,
“ did you guys seriously get married? “ Charlie ran to hug Alastor, “ NEW DAD ! “ she yelled while sobbing madly,
“ What is this? Dear this isn’t for long, His Highness messed up a deal we were making and ended up like this, “ Charlie was peeled off of his body, and her face told them she was hugely disappointed.
“ what but what kind of deal can you botch that badly to- “
“ WELL TIME TO BREAK THIS MARRIGE “ Lucifer interrupted, snapping his fingers.
The wedding garments disappeared for both, Alastor brushed his clothes, “ There you go, the deal should be of- why do I still have another ring. “ Lucifer stretched out his hand in front of him, on top of his old wedding ring that Lilith gave him, there was still the new one. Alastor looked down, he still had his on aswell.
“ Now this is particularly “ he said off handly, “ I thought you had it covered your majesty, “
“ well I do, give me a second “ Lucifer growled,
20 minutes later and everyone was in the palace with Lucifer running everywhere and looking through all the books he can find, he was muttering under his breath frantically similarly to how Charlie did when she was in a panic,
“ HOW IS THERE NOTHING ABOUT STUPID DEAL BREAKS IN THIS SHITHOLE “ Lucifer yelled out from another room and a book could be seen thrown.
“ hmmm “ Alastor hummed through his smile, he enjoyed the little one running around with tarnish, but he knew the fun couldn’t last. He he assured Charlie then went through his shadow and to where Lucifer was.
“ Your highness what seems to be the problem? “ he asked knowing full well the answer to his own question. Lucifer looked like a complete mess: both his horns and wings were out and he wore a crazed expression,
“ well, funny thing, well um- “ he stammered, then flew up and took another book out of a shelf instead of answering him.
Alastor waited for him to come down, he was like a prissy baby and currently, he knew not that Alastor could hear him from down below. The king cursed him out and his past living self. The book he previously had in his hand fell with a slam right next to Alastor, Lucifer cursed even more and flew higher, deep into the high rise library, Alastor went to pick up the book but immediately dropped it when it burned his skin through his gloves.
It was a holy book, ‘ Deals With The Unholy ‘ it was called. All around Alastor was holy books similar to that.
Finally, Lucifer calmed down slightly and flew back to where Alastor was, he was panting heavily.
“ finally calmed down? “ the Sinner rejoiced, his smiled sickened Lucifer, “ I see you don’t got this handled, “ the King rolled his eyes,
“ looks like apparently once a deal is made it can never be broken until it ends, but we never put a deadline, so it’s not possible… but I swear I had saw something about breaking a deal somewhere! “ he said with a pout, Alastor laughed slightly.
“ well I suggest we go ahead and tell our daughter that becuase she is currently worried about you. “ Alastor said smoothly,
“ she worried about me ? “ Lucifer said excitedly, then clearing his throat embarrassed when he saw Alastors face.
“ what do you mean, ‘ our duaghter ‘ she’s my duaghter not yours “ he growled. Alastor laughed,
“ Well this ring says otherwise, so until we find out a way to break this frivolous deal, we are officially married so she is indeed my duaghter. “ Lucifer narrowed his eyes but didn’t say anything, “ go along now darling, please tend to OUR daughter “ The short king muttered angerly as he left, not waiting for him.
Alastor waited for him to close the door. The sound of a Wendigo could be heard from him.
he held his hand with his wedding band out, from it, sparks came from it and suddenly a book appeared in his hand. He reading for a brief moment before shutting and burning it.
“ A slight mishap that I could use, maybe being married isn’t such a bad thing “ Alastor started laughing, he continued on as he went through the shadows…
TBC [ ? ]
Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!
Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.
I have this IMMENSE urge to squeeze them both and love them to bits… Please, allow me to UTTER my AGGRESSION. My hands are spasming… PLEASE-
more REMENANT au
I wanted to draw the business "partners" being cute 📻🍎
You got to be creative when making an apology to a creative.
Gen Info of the AU
I FULLY support Alastor being his iconic ACE self, but please, for the love of Lucifer… Let me find this cute af- Let me like the Radioapple content, knowing it's def not gonna be a thing, but I just like Rivalry dynamics (such as BkDk) I JUST THINK IT'S REALLY CUTE WHEN THEY FIGHT AND ALL BUT THEN MAKE UP BC THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SM… (and my parents imposed a big part of that liking… They don't usually fight, but they did sometimes, made up and loved each other til this day.)
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By The Sea | [RadioApple🍎📻] Hazbin Hotel ANIMATIC - Kee_N0H
AppleRadio hires IMP to get gifts for Charlie
Charlie's knowledge of Earth began and ended in Eden. After living in Hell her whole life, she couldn't even comprehend a world where humans did not kill and maim each other out in the open.
Sinners often discarded their morality, because if you were in Hell -you'd already hit rock-bottom. She wants to remind sinners of their humanity and give them a bit of Earth in Hell.
But she wouldn't even know where to begin, what to bring to Hell, how to avoid being burned at the stake- (did humans still do that??)
Luckily her dad and hotelier separately overheard her frustrations and discovered IMP.
Lucifer comes up with a quick ew sinner disguise and heads on down to hire them to bring back Earth stuff. Everything goes well, but the trouble arrives when he goes to pick up the stuff IMP had brought back.
Alastor had stopped by and requested the same thing, so Blitzo decided to kill 2 sinners with 1 trip and have them come pick up their shit at the same time.
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Lucifer strolls into IMP's office with his very bad sinner disguise in place like he hadn't spent the last 3 days in his workshop with no sleep. And then stops in his tracks once he actually sees him. Fucking Alastor.
"What are you doing here?"
"Why it seems we both had the very same idea for our darling daughter!"
"First off, MY daughter! Second of all-"
IMP watches this thinking they're a divorced couple with a daughter who really hate each other.
They eventually leave get kicked out with their merchandise and present their spoils to Charlie.
She loves it. And maybe could they pretty please find this one other thing a resident missed on Earth-Oh! Actually, Baxter wanted to test Earth materials against Hells could they maybe-?
They each leave for IMP with 2 very long lists.
RadioRulers Prompt
Lilith x Alastor x Lucifer
Most humans buy a Ferrari or go on a vacation when they enter a mid-life crisis.
Lilith is no longer human and very immortal but she doesn't know how else to label her impulsive decision to befriend the recently deceased feral deer tearing though Pride like tissue paper.
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Lilith was tired.
Eternity takes a toll. And after countless years singing like a caged bird and keeping spirits high, she had begun to loose her passion. There was only so long she could look past the hopelessness of her surroundings.
And then the Radio Demon arrived.
He wasn't particularly special all things considered. If she wasn't in such a dire mood, if Lucifer wouldn't stop closing himself off from her, if Charlie wasn't going through puberty and making it everyone's problem-
Well, she probably wouldn't have even noticed him.
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Lilith becomes not quite friends with Alastor and his passion and love for hell reignites her own. Over the decades she finds that she cares for this idiotic sinner more than she ever would have expected.
Her love for Lucifer had been quick and all-consuming. Her love for her daughter had been just as instantaneous. She didn't know how to deal with love that crept up on her like a weed and took decades to bloom.
...Maybe she should take that vacation after all.
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Prequel to Canon with Lilith and Canon to Season 1 for Lucifer.
Somehow these two jaded biblical lovers come to love this crazy sinner at very different points in time. And he somehow manages to help them become closer to each other and re-learn to love the humanity that had initially doomed them. Here's to hoping the consequences of bringing him into the relationship isn't as damning as theirs was.
Alastor as a "Gift from God" AU
Inspired by the TV Show Lucifer. I could not get this idea out of my head so into the tumblr void it goes.
Edit: PART 2 up now.
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Sera could count on one hand the number of times the Almighty personally called for her. And every single one before was the precursor to some disaster or threat.
She was confused when she was beckoned past the throne room, away from the meeting rooms, and into the Almighty's workshop. There was no dust or cobwebs for God would not allow it, but it was known among the higher-ups that The Almighty had not had the motivation for creation in eons.
"The screams of the damned awoke me today," God's many hands reached out from their ineffable form to grasp jars and potions of dubious origins.
Sera stiffened. "I thought you could not see into Lucifer's domain."
She had not dared to think she could hide the First Extermination from The Almighty's gaze but she'd hoped she have more time.
"Never before today have souls perished a second time." God collected more vials and instruments that Sera could not for the life of her understand the purpose of.
"Such fear," and they sounded sad, "over the birth of one child."
The Anti-Christ, Lucifer's daughter was more than just a simple baby. Her parents had hidden her for decades, but the change in their attitude was noticeable even before her existence was made known to heaven. Lucifer again grew bolder and more fanatical with his ideas and Lilith-
If they'd only known sooner.
Silence passed as God worked. Sera kept her head bowed so she could not see what was being created. But they did not demand she stop the exterminations, and that was enough for her to finally raise her head and peak at The Almighty's first creation in centuries.
A soul. Or what would become one soon enough.
Her curiosity finally broke through. "You have not crafted a soul by hand since-" She cut herself off. No need to push her luck.
"This soul is a gift." They said. And they began to spin the soul threads together, "They will be an equal. Unchanging. Dynamic. Static. Chaotic." With every word a new thread merged with the steadily-brightening soul.
"A defender. An assailant...An Avenger."
With the final word of God, the soul was finished. But, barring the confusion of all those conflicting traits, Sera was caught up on the first sentence of this new soul's purpose.
"A gift to who?"
God did not answer. But that left her with another more pressing question.
"The creation of a new soul is a breath-taking experience to witness," she began carefully, "But why have you called me here?"
In answer, God reached behind themselves to a corner that Sera had not paid attention to and pulled out the tip of a spear. One from Adam's exorcists.
She tensed as God held it up to the fragile new soul. Angelic steel was crafted solely to bring death to the damned. To souls. Was this her punishment? To bear witness to the creation of life, of potential goodness, only to watch it be snuffed out before it even had a chance?
God pressed the spear to the soul, "Your Exorcists should take heed," the spear stabbed into the soul and Sera couldn't help but cry out in despair. But the soul did not whither or fade. She watched as the spear tip was catapulted away at lightning speed, burying itself in the wall across from them.
"And avoid his attention."
Platonic Radioapple Marriage
after Lucifer and Alastor start to get along
Lucifer: A year ago today I married my best friend
Charlie: Aww that's so sweet- wait haven't you and mom been married for centuries?
Alastor, popping up from the shadows and showing off a ring: Your mother was very cross.
Lucifer, showing his two rings: We were drunk and it was hilarious!
During an Overlord Meeting
Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?
Alastor: Well I-
Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head
Other Overlords: ...
Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since