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Alastor: We need this product for our kitchen!
Lucifer: OUR kitchen?
Alastor:…
Alastor: We need this in the kitchen!
Lucifer:..I preferred the first one.
I’ll redo it later.
Prompt #27
Lucifer at the hight of his depression.
Lucifer: 🎶You put the peeps in the chili pot and you eat it all up!🎶You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the m&ms!🎶 You put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad!🎶
Alastor: *causing destruction and mayhem while laughing*
Angel dust: so what’s Al’s story?
Husk: trust me on this one. you don’t wanna know.
Husk: *turns towards nifty* nif don’t tell him you shouldn’t have told me, but you did.
Husk: *points towards angel* and now I’m telling you. you don’t wanna know.
Charlie: what does take out mean?
Vaggie: food
Angel dust: dating
Nifty: murder
Alastor: all three if you’re not a coward
*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*
Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT
Everyone: *gasps*
Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—
Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!
Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—
Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!
Angel dust: wow you are pissed
Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.
Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!
Velvette: ha!
Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!
Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.
Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!
Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??
Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!
Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?
Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next
Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*
Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear
Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.