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"You're a Jedi. I know what you're capable of. And what you're not." STAR WARS JEDI: SURVIVOR (2023)
I tried a new art style, it was a lot of fun
sad shit for someone who hasn't been on tumber for like- months- ik, but still.
my 16th birthday is coming up on the SECOND DAY of school, and all i can think about is how nobody's even shown up to what i plan for it in 6 years.
i know im not universally hated, that's stupid, even the worst people have simps. but it's getting harder and harder to believe in me each year to the point where i dont even want to try anything on my birthday so i wont be disappointed.
is there someone on here to help somehow? you guys been through this before and wanna show me how you had it worse and it turned out awesome? i just want a happy birthday.
i would like to “sincerely” apologize to the swifties i made fun of in my head for skipping school and worrying over eras tour tickets.
today i have learned your pain while trying to get twenty one pilots tickets
“No one important is gonna die” splinter is already dead
Yeah he’s “already dead” so he’s not “gonna die” because it already happened 😁
Friend of mine wanted to see what Cole (my oc) would look like if he was an adult.
Johnny saw a tiktok of a cow costume that was basically a thong and a tiny bra. Send it to Kyle just for the funsies, but the other sergeant just answers
"I like that actually, would wear it"
And so Johnny, first and foremost, spirals and jerk off to the though of Kyle's dark skin in a tiny cow costume with his ass in a thong, talking how Johnny would eat that chocolate cake-
Secondly, he created a plan.
He went into one of those weird websites that have weird fetish costumes, and order three cow costumes that were rhe exactly replica of the one he saw on tiktok.
Then he shared his plan with Kyle, who agreed and was on board with it. Kyle was essential for this plan because he was Johnny's secret weapon.
Then he went looking for Simon, the hardest piece to achieve. He showed the Liutenant the plan and tried his best to convince him to join him. That one took a while, while meant two weeks of begging and one week of rookie babysitting instead of Simon, and the blond was on board.
The plan was:
1. Aquire the cow costume for three people. Check
2. Convince his other two boyfriends to wear those costumes. Check
3. Share the mastermind plan. Check
4. Choose a good day where Price would be spending his day out. Check (altho that one was hard)
5. Convince price that give them the key to his office (Kyle did that one). Check
6. Infiltrate price office and wear the costumes. Check (Simon kept grumbling and refused to take off the mask until Kyle made him puppy eyes)
7. Call price to his office. Check
8. It's showtime!(Johnny stop that!)
Price when he saw them all standing there wearing the costumes was...not what Johnny expected. What the scott though was that price would either yell at them, laugh at them or sigh and leave them behind.
He did not expect the man to close the door, lock it, all while using one hand to unbuckle his belt with a face that prosimed one week of barely able being sat.
"Simon, kneel." The reaction was instant, the blond kneeled with his head down. "Kyle, kneel." Same with him too. The only one standing was Johnny, who gulped as Price approached him with a dark look. "I reckon it was your idea, Johnny."
"Y-yes, s-sir."
Price hummed, eyes racking over the scott "I'm trying to figure out if I should use you first or leave you for last" price hand laid on Johnny peck and squeezed, pulling a whimper from the younger "Depends on how pretty you beg."
Johnny dropped down to his knees, eyes already watered, lips in a pout and face close to the others crotch, looking up with his most pitful face "p-please, d-daddy."
"Good boy."
I really like the part of the manga where Franky is like “It’s Franklin’ time” and Franked all over those guys.
every time I remember this, oh boy...
tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛
~ mystisophia 🍒
my brain is infested with these fuckers i’m literally in love with this show
i know I’m still young but damn do I enjoy a good cup of tea after lunch
youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy
Made some Deltarune Homestuck panel edits cuz I got bored
i think i was . perhaps to afraid to say jt earlier. j dont want to Be Percieved but . i care more about wolfstar post marauders era. than. yknow. during marauders era. sorry. the middle aged men. more compelling to me . there are Reasons for this and they make sense also but . way to tired to elaborate right now . anyways if you see this post and also care jn any way at all about post marauders era wolfstar be my friend pleaaase please please pleeeease 🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️🥺☹️☹️🥺
Commission for BlackCosmos on Flight Rising (message me for commission info)
Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.
Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.
Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.
Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.
…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.
I open the window fully to let the breeze flow in because whenever I pull it to, it makes a groaning noise
But late one night, when I drew the curtains back to open the window fully, I realised it was only groaning because it couldn't get inside
It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
This was like 14 days ago BUT WOW REALLY?? DANG I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY LIKE A YEAR OR TWO OLD JEEZ--
debating which person in yubas would be cigarettes and which one would be the matches for a fic i'm writing
you could argue that yun is self-destructed right now. but how is elias contributing to that? in the fic this is after their breakup and it like reallyy fucks yun up.
but ALSO we could argue it's them during the relationship. elias collapsing in on himself because of yun. how elias wants to help him, but he refuses help. yun is obsessive, incredibly unstable. (i mean tbf so is elias...)
this doesn't need to be about self-destruction either. it could also be about recreation, appearances, someone being "the spark." i don't know anymore why am i debating this it's one line about which colors the boxes are.
When you can’t connect with anyone so you hit up anything that looks remotely human