citxuan
i think i'm straightbaiting
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has anyone read the descendants books...please...anyone
i picture aglaea's and anaxa's relationship timeline as:
got married, aglaea tops, adopted hyacine, divorced, anaxa made aglaea realize she's lesbian, aglaea made anaxa realize he's gay, devout religious vs fuck the gods hostility + wlw mlm hostility, relationship fades into mutual respect, wlw mlm solidarity
head in hands i'm COOKED (oh also crackship fanart)
wlw mlm/mln hostility real
american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.
i have turned it into a letterboxd list: good films that are free on the internet archive!!!! Each film is linked in the notes on letterboxd. this will be continually updated so it's a good link to save if you want to keep up!
Hello! Welcome to an account hoping to organize a future #Phainaxa Week event! Here's a quick interest check if anyone wants to participate! (And reblog to spread the word! 🫶🏼)
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH
reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
how do i make my straight couples shippable guys they always end up having more chemistry with other people (gay...) TT
My brain has been full of Dan Heng dynamics lately. Dan Heng is running out of hands for all these men he's pulling.
He's got a traumatic kill or be killed situationship with his past life's ex husband
He's got a general who was crushing on his last life now re-meeting and re-crushing anew on him
He's got some guy (or gal) he picked up off the ground on the space station with a bomb in his chest who keeps bringing him literal trash and stealing books and burrowing into his heart
And now he's got a depressed cyborg cowboy criminal with a swearing problem on that ride or die attitude for him and trying to ride him about it now that they've gotten past the classic held at gunpoint greeting.
Unmatched rizz, and he asked for none of it.
their pull streams bring me an unexplainable amount of joy
hsr english voice actors… save me hsr english voice actors…
let me be good at math
Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."
Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.
Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.
Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.
But they were, in fact, doing a crime.
i love how in the kaizenix arc yoo joonghyuk sees a guy accidentally, willingly walk into his own execution and thinks ‘this MUST be kim dokja’ cause no one else is that stupid and unlucky.
while he also sees someone torturing him with lowkey lust in her eyes and thinks ‘this MUST be han sooyoung’ cause...no one else gets off on his pain quite like her I guess?
dan heng is actually the funniest star rail character. in his past life he committed the Number One Crime. he's been locked up since birth to atone for crimes he cant even remember. his past lifes husband is chasing him throughout the galaxy. he learns the love of his life is alive but utterly unrecognizable and the same person as his worst enemy in the span of one minute. hes a fugitive for shit he didnt even do and has been on the run his entire life.
and the way he decided to cope with all this is collecting encyclopedias and being The Most Normal Guy Ever
I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.
rachel zegler and dominic sessa are proof that hollywood's got to stop with this nepo baby shit and just start plucking talented people out of high school drama clubs
https://vxtwitter.com/PopBase/status/1913304654609260731
people trying to act like her voice isn't ethereal in the replies like who are you lying to
rachel zegler hate is either slamming her for her appearance or taking things out of context. chappell roan hate is either the ai art thing (which honestly is valid but doesn't require that much uproar) or, again, taking things she said out of context
“TAYLOR SWIFT IS- ”
“RACHEL ZEGLER IS- ”
“BLAKE LIVELY IS- ”
“CHAPPELL ROAN IS- ”
yeahhh
participant's of today's hunger games! (it's in the discord server lmao, might be too lazy to put it here)
participant's of today's hunger games! (it's in the discord server lmao, might be too lazy to put it here)
what the fuck is conclave i keep seeing it everywhere why does everyone love it so much
wdymmm she's insufferable lenore dove is such an icon, kinda liked how showy she was with her rebelling
People be like: “Three Covey girls” and “Lenore Dove and Katniss are so similar!”
Meanwhile Katniss, who wasn’t a Covey in any way but distant relationship, grew in powerty with a survivor’s mindset and isn’t sharing a SINGLE thing in common with Lenore Dove. Yes, even the “rebelling”, since Lenore Dove is careless, sloppy and extremly loud, while Katniss’ rebelling is way more subtle, yet speaks louder than any words.
Honestly, Katniss that I know would have greatly loathed Lenore Dove - either find her insufferable or careless (and wouldn’t be wrong, since kid seemed to live in an alternative reality).
Girl had 2 pretty rich uncles buying her ass out of trouble and arrests, was allowed to play piano in the mayor’s house and didn’t have to work, while Katniss hunted since she was 12 and was starving.
gelphie??
never get into media where the characters are heavily associated with specific colors you will never be the same again