Nonsense - Blog Posts

the amount of time I spent laughing at this and trying to understand it! I was like what does sometimes mean in the situation. . . Then I looked and was like ohhh yur a fan of knuckle duster and it all made since (does that sound weird. . .)

yeah no this man needs to at least use a 3 in 1 like come on. . .but hey at least he actually cleans himself! (With all the trash he lands in I’d hope so!)

I'm not looking forward to how the internet is gonna behave with these two sceans

. . .please, Please! stop calling yourself DADDY! I know your talking to yur actual daughter but come on, dad, father, papa Anything Else!!!

also friendly reminder we get to see This next episode

Why is he wearin’ That type of underwear. . . .it looks awful and I’ve heard it’s uncomfortable to. . . .its the underwear of old people. . .

(also he washes everything with a bar of soap thats not good for your hair it can make your scalp dry and itchy. . .do with that what you will)

So close...

i cannot keep this jailed in my head any longer okay. I firmly believe the hollow knight has never and will never use a contraction in their life and what I mean by that:

like Ghost? absolutely. despite their very stoic nature they're out here spiting their 'purpose' as a empty vessel by speaking (however they might) in the most slurred, disjointed, vulgar way they can manage and they take great delight in it.

But I just KNOW in my heart of hearts that Hollow is the most pretentious, archaic guy out there. once you get past all the trauma and horror and pain and their siblings finally pull a coherent sentence out of them--like Ghost and Hornet are expecting their questions of "how do you feel what do you want" answered with, like, "I'm sort of fine I just want to rest" NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Hollow is going to hit them with thee thou and thy, okay. They were "raised" (loose!! Loose term, pale king my reluctant beloved) by an ancient wyrm-turned-king, okay. "Are you okay" is going to get the answer of "thy fears art wasted, siblings mine, on a vessel so impure and broken as I."

OKAY 😭 okay? I just need anyone to feel me. Like do you feel me? Hollow deserves to be a little pretentious. I want to read it so bad

>taimanin characters talk with fucking UNDERTALE HAHAHAHAHAHA tumblr is so gay xd

Introducing muses from their own blogs coming into here like. . .

“ …How did I get here?”

“Rinko-senpai! There’s some sort of goat demon here!”

“Then I shall have this demon taste my blade.”

“I’m not a demon, I’m a Boss Monster. I suggest you both put down those weapons before I burn you both.”

“You won’t even get the chance to do anything.”

“Don’t get too hasty Yukikaze.”

“ … .I’m staying out of this and being all the way back here.”

“I feel out of place.”

Who needs an emotional support cactus?

How do you anatomy? Have some nonsense sketches while I try to get my hand to cooperate with my mind again.

When you want to be cute and violent, don't choose - be both

Gyaru landsknecht loves collecting "cute" stuff

by centurii-chan@CenturiiC

Henry VIII’s Horned Helmet, c.1511-1514

What is the meaning of life, anyway? CATS.

um...

What? 🤨😐😦

@desert-orb-blog what did you do

Definitely need more telekinetic animals in media, it's dumb as hell to suggest that statistically out of every life form extant on earth that humans are gonna be the only ones to get bullshit magic powers. I'm not saying you have to make them invincible or nothing I'm just saying sometimes you should have a random ape or frog develop latent psychic abilities and consider what they would do with those powers. A frog would subconsciously stop bugs as they pass in front of its awareness and use that to eat them easier. Maybe if it gets passed up for mating it flips its opponent over repeatedly. You get what I'm saying

Needed a break from trying to finish the Naja origin stuff. They're such an old couple I'm dying 😭😂

Inspired by a shared thread between @quantumlogician and @deceitfulcharmer ... peak content. I can't unsee them like this now. Bless.

RELEVANT

Enough, Reggie

TRUMPET BOY MEME

I hate it when I'm just minding my business and my arm falls off. The worst.

I will not let this scene fade into distant memory.

Not gonna lie, I’m kinda sick of going through any tag and just seeing porn videos. It’s gotten to a point where I can’t even safely look at atla fanart peacefully without being flashed

“Why does Harry have to be a Parselmouth? Maybe all the snakes are just Pottermouths.”

- Fred or George probably

Do I now associate Ramen Noodles with Beltane? Yes. Yes I do.

I will not elaborate on that.

my fandoms are many. my concepts are scattered to the winds of tumblr. my tags are varied and messy, entire statistical margins of length and quality running rampant across my multiple blogs.

but you know what? i’m having fun with it.

here’s a map for you dorks anyway:

@capricaruscrow - main blog, u are here, mostly witchy stuff, good old tumblr history memes, and where I save the good ish for my brain

@duskrosecrow - writing content, mtg jokes, fandom stuff related to writing, and my absolutely destructive blorboposting, also where my ao3 is linked to so guess you’ll see fic posts soon huh-

@visctheriananalogs - secret secret secret project in the works, no touch unless gentle, world i’ve been writing for over ten years and needed somewhere to say dumb things about the serious concepts

i’ll keep this list updated I hope, have fun and have a good day y’all!

hey nerds you play mtg too right

okay so I succumbed and made an mtg blog so I don’t flood my moots with this nonsense

that being said, have my moxfield! I try to keep all my decklists as up to date as I can, and have way too many planned! help!

anyway have a good day yall enjoy the memes

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

I FUCKING KNEW IT BUT I FORGOT WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE IN THE PIC WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

my legal first and middle name are both on this list and THAT is why I am CHANGING THEM

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

okay but can you imagine Frankenstein with the radioactive green aesthetic worked into the goth

we are pitting bad bitches against each other for gladitorial entertainment

i’m sorry people don’t know this? what the fuck do you guys think they scan at the register if there’s no price sticker? there is a barcode on the back yall

I don't know why I continue to be surprised at how few people seem to know that most mass market paperbacks have the prices printed on the back.

Most of our books do. Only the British imports and some of the indie books don't.