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I saw a post on Instagram about how Captain America dying would’ve been better than Iron Man. I honestly agree. The writers intended for Cap to miss Peggy and feel disconnected from the current world. Add those components to his self-sacrificing attitude and him making the wish would’ve made sense and been good. I know Iron Man’s final development was to throw away his arrogance and sacrifice himself but I would’ve much rather him retire with his family and help the world by making inventions for the better of the world and start a new generation of Iron Man.
What do you guys think?
Donatello Headcanon. ROTTMNT/Marvel
Mine: Rise Donnie’s favorite Avenger is Iron Man/Tony Stark.
Donnie would love him since 1. He is intelligent, 2. Has a really cool lab, 3. Is majorly sassy, and 4. They have robot assistants. Jarvis and S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N respectively.
That’s kind of all I have to say.
If you disagree, what do you think his favorite would be? 😁💜
Tony: hoje faz dez anos que me casei com meu melhor amigo.
Todo mundo: aawww
Tony: Pepper ainda está zangada, mas o Rhodey e eu estávamos bêbados e achamos que seria engraçado.
tony: ten years ago today, i married my best friend.
everyone: aww
tony: pepper’s still angry about it but rhodey and i were drunk & thought it would be funny
Tony stark. Like yes he is and was awful but that’s the point and just because he’s a beyond fuck up doesn’t mean he didn’t help people. He genuinely wanted to help people: that holds true no matter what he’s done. Moreover it also holds true that at times these attempts to help people were in fact doing more harm than good (think Stark Industries weapon’s business). What makes him interesting is this exact conflict. How does an unbelievably rich, narsosistic man redeem himself and live with his sins? He doesn’t. He fucks up. However, the attempt still matters and the consequences of it matter too.
Fundamentally he’s a symbol of wealth and power which is why it is so difficult to see the man underneath, and without seeing this man it is even more difficult for the audience to root for him. When we don’t root for him it’s easy to see strictly his flaws; Everything we are meant to see on a surface level. However, as an individual we find that he is unhappy with himself and with his life, each act of heroism is an act of suicide. He’ll never be a truly good man, he never can be. The point was never the success but the attempt.
characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
Wow, this really would’ve had me crying for at least ten full minutes two years and some odd months ago. Huh.
To wipe out half of the universe with the snap of his fingers
Tony: The truth is...
Tony: *look into the camera*
Tony: I can adopt who the heck I want.
Tony: Fuck you
Stephen: Tony, no
Tony: Ok, before we start dating, I need to ask you something
Stephen: Go on
Tony: Do you like strawberries?
Stephen: Uh, yes
Tony: You're not allergic, right?
Stephen: Um, yeah, I'm not...
Why did you ask me that?
Tony: *flash back of the day he gave strawberries to Pepper and she said she was allergic to strawberries* ...
Tony: Oh, nothing important.
I just wanted to know.
Stephen: Tony, what are you doing with this cat?
Tony: It's not a normal cat, it's an iron cat
Stephen: Please, tell me you didn't adopt him
Tony: Oh, I didn't
Stephen: Oh, thank Go---
Tony: I just found him, looked at him, said "Now you're my new son", and bring him home
Stephen:
Stephen: *facepalm* *sighs*
Tony: *opens his eyes*
Ugh...
Am I in hell or heaven?
If I am not in hell, you did something wrong, guys
Strange: You're in the hospital, Stark.
Tony:
Tony: OH, C'MON!
Fans: Marvel!
C'mon, let him rest!
Tony needs this!
Marvel: 'kay
*kills him *
Fans: *crying *
MARVEL, NO!
---
Stucky shippers(me too): Marvel, Steve needs to spend his life with someone that he loves...
Y'know?
Marvel: Yup.
*Endgame's final scene *
Stucky shippers: ...
YOU MADE BUCKY SAD---
----
Fans: Irondad and Spiderson in the Endgame, please!
Marvel: "Mister Stark, it's me!
It's Peter!"
"We won, mister Stark!"
"Please don't go, Tony!"
Fans:*crying a lot * NOOO!
---
Fans: Loki in the Endgame!
Marvel: *just 2012!Loki*
Fans: Uh...
Where's Loki? Like...
The one from the future.
Marvel: You know, he died
He's dead
No Loki
Fans: But the sun---
Marvel: No sun
Fans: ...why?...
Peter: Hey Clint, you’re an ass ass in right?
Clint: What?
Peter: You’re an ass ass in?
Clint: Kid, I have no idea what you’re trying to say
Tony while facepalming: He means assassin
Peter, randomly quoting the internet: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.
Tony, sleep deprived: That makes ketchup a smoothie.
Clint, for once actually knowing something: Too much sugar! It’s actually soda.
Natasha, exasperated and tired of everyone’s shit: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is neither a smoothie or a soda. It’s also knowing not to piss off an assassin for something as foolish as this at two in the morning.
Avengers as stupid shit my friends have said
Clint: That’s not a watermelon, that’s a fetus!
Nat: You shoulda kicked him in the nuts
Tony: You know what I is!
Also Tony: I’m a vagina expert
Sam to Bucky: Too painful to date
Bruce: In space there’s always a bigger rock
Wanda: Troublesome gay
Peter when someone says don’t fail: I fail at everything
Shuri: And not get pushed off roofs by furries
Bucky: So last night I ditched my friends and made an accurate representation of my soul. Cold, hard, black, shiny stone. Also somewhat damaged and incomplete.
Scott: I can’t believe they landed on me having sex! I mean get a room!
Pepper: Thanks, I hate it
Steve: I’m American
Peter from the other room: I thought you were a lesbian!
Carol: Okay who here isn’t gay?
Hope: Thanks, wish you weren’t here
Vision: I’ve tested positive for gay
Loki (even though technically not an Avenger): I LOVE STABBING CHILDREN!!
Tchalla: I ripped it apart with my bare hands!
Thor, clueless: What’s a handjob?
So we can all agree that Bruce Wayne/Batman is like the DC version of Tony Stark yea? (and vice versa)
this is my no sleep comparison
Both have/are:
Orphan
Filthy rich
A superhero without powers of their own
A sidekick turned son (in Bruce’s case several+a son turned sidekick)
At least 1 staff member that is both their best friend as well as the sole reason they are not dead from their own stupidity yet(shut up, end game didn’t happen😭😭)
A multi-million(if not more) dollar company in their name
Differences:
Bruce Wayne is not a known hoe(he’s classy😩😩 he keeps his affairs quiet[pun very much intended])
Batman literally chooses to wear spandex like a maniac
Bats have fur right???
Does that mean Bruce is a furry?
IDK but I’m putting it
Bruce Wayne is a furry
He also wears his underwear outside his pants
Why is that so popular in DC?
Is that just like,,, a thing????
Literally cannot think of more differences atm
Feel free to add more to either list :)
༄ marvel symbols
⍟ Captain America
⎊ Iron Man
⧗ Black Widow × ⴵ Black Widow
✇ Hulk
✵ Captain Marvel
۞ Doctor Strange
ϟ Thor
४ Loki
𖤍 Valkyrie
꘩ Ant-man
ᗢ Scarlet Witch
✪ Winter Soldier
🕸️ Spider Man
➳ Clint Barton
◊ Vision
Ⓐ Avengers
➃ Fantastic Four
⩔ Falcon
𖦰 deadpool
⊗ X-men
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Can I request all the characters you can do with an s/o who tries to pour bleach into their eyes becuase of something they saw on the internet?
Request: Yes Summery: Reader pours bleach into their eyes when they see something cursed on the internet Characters: Peter parker, Tony stark, Osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, steve harrington, Eddie munson, Joker, Harley, elvis, tartaglia and beidou. Genre: Big crackheaded shit
A/n: Guess who's alive! sorry for keeping you from this one, I hope you'll enjoy this request, it was lots of fun to write haha! Now enjoy you guys before my social and private life will kick me in the ass again-
Peter parker
this poor boy got the biggest heart attack of his life-
There you two were, just chilling in the compound of the avengers, as you were in the kitchen and him on the couch, when he suddenly heard you scream.
He quickly ran towards you, sliding into the kitchen seeing you wave your eyes dry cause they looked red and and puffy
"WHAT HAPPENED-" He screamed a bit in distress, as he saw the bleach at the side, dumbfounded as you explained it that you saw a cursed meme on your phone.
He takes you to the infirmary of course, as he cleaned the mess up
lets just say from now on your not ever alone with the chemicals around you
Tony stark
After hearing your screams, he quickly ran towards you
"kid what happened-"
He saw the bleach, your puffy red eyes, ur crying face and immediately knew what happened
"Okay why did you pour bleach in your eyes what is wrong with you-"
You explained what happened and he immediately slapped himself in the face
"for this dumb reason you decided to throw bleach in your eyes?"
He'll get you cleaned up
Expect child locks on everything now, something only he can open
Osamu dazai
"Oh belladonna~!" he chirped as you just were blinking constantly, trying to get the burn out of your eyes
He looked at the table where the bleach was still at, and your eyes who are red, puffy and look like they went through hell-
"....YOU DOING A SUICIDE WITHOUT ME-?"
In all seriousness, he would be concerned about what happened that made you do this.
Probably listening and curious what you have seen that did this, search it up and then join you too
now your two idiots with bleach in their eyes
congrats your made for each other
Chuuya nakahara
"WHAT THE-"
He'll scold you like a mad man
"WHY ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT-"
He loves you to much though, so he would help you get your eyes treated cause of the love he has for you, if it was dazai who did this he would just let him die <3
You will pout at the way he's treating you, which would make him melt a bit and kiss your entire face
Steve harrington
His mother mode got activated, I swear to god.
Towels? Water? Where the fuck did you even see this shit that you decided to just throw bleach In your eyes
"Sweetheart why did you do that-"
"I saw something at the neighbours house that I shouldn't have."
He will just chuckle, scold you for being such an idiot and help you settle down a bit because your eyes burn like hell
don't worry, he still loves you
Eddie munson
we all know the kind of place Eddie lives, not the big and fancy houses that almost every character in the show has
so when you just did the laundry, looking over at the neighbours on accident, seeing a whole...intercourse scene happening in front of your eyes, you couldn't help it but walk back inside
and so the random bleach in the eyes started
Eddie, looking at you like your crazy, slapped the bleach right out of your hands
"Doll what the fuck-"
He helped you clean it up, scolding you for being crazy
"they call me crazy but what about you-"
The Joker
Boy this man would just laugh at you-
no mercy, he ain't the type of man for that man
He would order some of his henchmen to follow in your footsteps, which they can't refuse cause like, either bleach in your eyes or die at the hands of the joker? bleach it is-
he does however have a little soft spot for you, so he'll order frost to go and help you clean up, recover from this stupid decision you made.
Maybe he'll search up the things that traumatised you so much and broadcast it through all Gotham.
Harley quinn
Just like J, she would laugh, only at some point she'll help you herself
when out of sight of the joker, she'll scold you for being such an idiot
"sweetie why?"
You explained the thing you saw online as you saw her shudder
"Yeah that explains why, I see why you did it-" Giggles leave both you and Quinn
She'll help you the best she could, as she smiles at you
"now MAKE OVER TIME-"
Get ready to be dragged into some shopping without paying
Elvis presley
"Mama have you seen my- OMG-"
You scare him To death as he pushed the bleach away, immediatly helping you get rid of the sting
"SATNIN WHAT ON EARTH-"
You explained what happened, That some fan had send you a letter and the pictures with it were so disgusting
Now Elvis didn't like that one bit.
after aiding you, he made sure to track down this person and make sure there will be a nice chat.
"I got you lil mama, I got you"
Tartaglia
"Babe I'm homeeee- what happened to you-?"
You sat there, sniffling as your eyes were burning badly
"I poured bleach in it"
"why-"
"I got flashed by our neighbour-"
Childe was not having that.
"come here darling let me help you."
He was so nice to put you into one of his sweaters, cleaning you up and giving you soft kisses on your forehead, making sure your comfortable before he would have a talk with your neighbours
Nothing you'll know
Beidou
She expected to come home with a smiling lover, but instead, she came home with her lover having bleach on the floor and in your eyes.
"Oh dear what happened?"
You told her you kinda got some gross photo's from some men, and when you got home you wanted to forget those photo's so you bleached your eyes, which was a bad idea.
Beidou shushed you, helped you clean up as she cupped your face, kissing your lips shortly and smiles at you, hiding her anger for your sake
She puts you comfy as she quickly made an excuse to see ningguang, who secretly has a soft spot for you
lets just say you never see or hear from those men again.
Brett: gives Peter resin in exchange for case info
Peter: *currently in his "sharpening things" phase*
(there's a reason Rhodey and Tony refuse to give Peter resin)
Tony: ...Peter, what did you make
Peter: A KNIFE!
Tony: NO!
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fic: in technicolor by deniigiq
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So, Iron Dad fans, what if... this isn't really cut? I mean, we didn't see when they separated, what if, before they separated but after the cut of scene we saw in Endgame this really happened, and what if we see the whole scene at the start of Far From Home?
This is an idea of what it would be like if there was a universe where the many characters of Marvel and DC Comics are one, that is, a fusion of both franchises. Also, I know that the Amalgam universe exists but in this universe there are some fusions where they are different, for example Hawkeye and Flash and Black Widow and Black Canary and many more will be mentioned in the future and maybe by luck I will be able to ask for an art request to create this external universe.
Finished almost all the avengers movies and now I’m getting the irresistible urge to edit each of them (including all the Spider-mans) to TTPD Songs.
Like TASM Peter Parker to The Prophecy & Peter?!?
Bucky and Wanda to WAOLOM!?
Bucky and Steve to So long London!! I have sooo many ideas.
Also the middle part of the bridge of TSMWEL To mysterio (I think that’s how you spell it?) and Spider-Man!
So, in Avengers: Infinity War, if Tony goes back in time and brings past!New York Fight!Steve to the present and Bucky is still around when Tony brings him through time. How will Steve react while he sees Bucky, standing in front of him? Like, what would Steve's facial expression be when he sees Bucky, long haired, metal arm and scruffy Bucky?? Like, what will happen??
I don't know what I'm doing anymore 😂😂
Steve has a twin sister, known as Nicole 'Sarah' Rogers, in this and she took the serum just like him but survived the WW, after the war he changed her name to Sarah Daniels. She helped Peggy and Howard founded S.H.I.E.L.D and helped Howard look after Tony but left after staying till Tony was 16.
Steve wakes up, 70 years into the future. He wakes up to realised that he become a national icon to America, that they made comics about him and had a whole section at the Smithsonian just for him and the Howling Commandos. He wakes up believing his home is gone. To a world where he couldn't make weird, witty jokes with the commandos, smile at Peggy like a love sick puppy or look at Bucky as if his whole world is within his best friend's hands.
He soon finds out that he isn't truly alone in this cold, lonely world that only shows black and white. He finds out that Peggy is still alive but the Howling Commandos has passed away during the early 2000s. He finds guilt and anger well up inside him but he had no reasons to be angry, he should be the one they should be angry at... He shows up at the care home that Peggy was staying at, with guilt heavy in his chest. Peggy takes a few seconds to recognise him but when she doesn't, his heart breaks. He left his best gal all alone and yet she found happiness, something he wanted for her. They talk for a few minutes before Peggy forgets again and Steve had to watch as Peggy recognises him again... He had to leave his best gal behind because he needed to save the world, needed to save the people that have families or young children that still have so much ahead of them. He tells that to Peggy, tells her that he would do anything to protect the world and keep her safe but doesn't tell her that it was suppose to stop the guilt, that is still in his chest, the guilt he felt when he couldn't even save Bucky from the fall on the train.
He doesn't say anything though, he keeps the smile on his face and keeps himself in check because he's Captain America, and Captain America has to be strong for the people out in the world. Suddenly, 2 years have flown by and he's on a case, finding this assassin that was suppose to be a myth, The Winter Soldier. Steve does find him, well, the Winter Soldier finds him and his friends but he's no longer the Winter Soldier now. No, instead he's his best friend from Brooklyn, the guy that stuck by him through thick and thin, he's his Bucky. The Bucky that he couldn't save, the Bucky that didn't deserve whatever happened to him while in the hands of Hydra.
Steve fights Bucky, it's a bad thing because Steve couldn't concentrate on fight but only on the thoughts that he could've saved Bucky, he could've landed the plane. Could've told Peggy his coordinates and had that date with her. Could've stopped Howard from being like that to Tony and his wife and help save Bucky from Hydra again before it become so severe. But what happened, happened. He couldn't go back in time and change everything, instead he has to learn to live through he regrets and guilt and help get Bucky back, help Bucky with the pain he's going through.
After the fight on the helicarrier, Bucky disappears and Steve tries going back to how it was before he found out that the person he was hunting was his best friend. The best friend he thought had died from his fall from the train. Instead, he puts on his mask again, Sam and Natasha know it's a mask but they don't question it because they know Steve would lie to them, like he was lying to himself every day for the past two years. Only one year passes and he slowly gets through it, having his friends with him helps him get better a bit. But then things get bad again because Tony and Bruce designed a robot that now wants to get rid of the human race. So they fight. That's what Steve is good at, fighting and using his body as a shield for people that hasn't got quick healing like he does.
The fight ends and Ultron is defeated but Sokovia is in a bad bad state, lots of people's lives have been lost, including Wanda's brother and god does Steve understand what she's feeling because now, now, he starts thinking about his sister. God, his twin sister, the other person that stuck with him and encouraged him through things that he wanted to do, the person who also took the serum and servived. The person that Steve didn't have to see die during the war. And he feels the guilt again, so he stands next to Wanda, telling her it would be okay and helping her through the sadness and guilt throw the years.
Another year goes by and now he's found Bucky. Bucky who doesn't remember him but remembers something's from the past. "Read about you in the museum." Bucky says to Steve and Steve... Steve has to keep the tears from welling up from his eyes because that's not how he wants Bucky to remember him but he doesn't complain, instead he's there, helping Bucky fight the police force that is after Bucky. He's helping Bucky escape because that's what he can to do get forgiveness from not being able to stave him from the fall. When they get caught, Steve becomes a fugitive and that means that he doesn't have to hold himself in check now, doesn't have to have a bright on his face. But that still stays on even if he wants to take it off.
The doctor that was questioning bucky, makes Steve feel uncomfortable, he doesn't why but his gut is telling him that something is about to go wrong. And it does, Bucky breaks out of the weird prison and then the 'doctor' isn't seen again. Bucky fights his way through the facility and leaves. Steve and Sam find him later, Steve puts Bucky's metal arm in a metal holder in case they aren't talking to 'Bucky'. When Bucky does wake up, he has all the memories, ranging from Steve and his twin to the army and the fall. Steve shed some tears but wipes it away quickly before smiling brightly that he has his friend back. They get him out of the hold and tell him everything, tell him that they were on the run because they didn't sign the accords but that's okay, as long as he has bucky.
Then there's the fight between Steve's team and Tony's team. Steve and Bucky get out of it and travels to the place where Zemo is but then Tony turns up and says that he believes Bucky is innocent and Steve thinks that his 'family' is going to become okay but then Zemo destroys that. Shows the actually scene on what happened to Tony's parents, leaves the video playing long enough for Bu- no, for the Winter Soldier to look up at the camera and shoot at it. Tony's is angry and Steve understands he does but it wasn't Bucky but Tony doesn't listen. At the end of the fight, Tony is lying on the floor, babbling about how the shield belongs to his father, which it does but it has the marks of Peggy, so he lets it go. Like he did to everything else, he helps Bucky, the only person he can't leg go anymore, up and walks out of the vault, leaving Tony behind. When Tony does get back to the Avengers building, he's found helping Rhodes with is leg paralysis but he's getting better and Tony can tell. Then a parcel is there for him, a phone, sitting there, in the box, waiting patiently before being tipped out with a letter and it's from Steve. The same Steve that never leaves behind any family members, even if they are behind bars. This, Tony knows and doesn't discuss with Ross, hanging up on him within the first minute. He stares at the picture that's on his desk and it's him, Jarvis, his mum and dad along with Peggy and Sarah. Smiling brightly in the coloured photo, but he wonders who Sarah was other than his dad and Peggy's friend...
not as good as I wanted, but I still like it :∆
Team Cap is for the righteous ones that have strong morals and won't let anything change that, no matter what.
Team Ironman is for the cool kids.
And then there's the Revengers. They're just a group of mentally ill homosexuals...
PEPPER comforting TONY | IRON MAN 3 (2013)
Silly comic
Based on a post by @hurtspideyparker
REBLOGS > LIKES
Sometimes communities and fandoms online can be... toxic with their comments and opinions.
It can be hard to enjoy something when you see so much hated/negativity around it.
I'm having a hard time trying to type my thoughts out, but what I'm trying to say is;
As long as the things you are enjoying aren't hurting anybody, then continue to enjoy those things. Don't let other people's negatively ruin your view of the thing and bring you down.
SIDE NOTE: Just try to be aware of things like racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, sexism, etc. Those are examples of what I meant by "as the things you are enjoying aren't hurting anybody..."
Everybody has their opinions.
Bucky: Wow, you’re pretty popular.
Steve: Yeah, I have about 16 friends.
Thanos: *snaps finger*
Steve:
