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asexual dirty talk be like "ah yes fill my sphincter with your biological material, please" "oh! what an impressive reproductive organ! i am truly impressed"
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wow the amount of liquid coming from your vigana reminds me of separating egg yolks
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- father
- dude no
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- do you feel good
- i feel kinda sweaty to be honest but uh go on
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I kinda wanna write smth with those dialogues
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let's experience the release of dopamin together I am very close ❣️
Hiccup: *breaths*
Astrid, already whipping out the strap on: Hands and knees bitch boy
How it should’ve ended
Five and lila was… unexpected
[!TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS!]
I wanna start with the fact that I do not agree with the people saying “this butchered fives character!” nor do I agree with the people saying “Oml this ship is so perfect!”
truly, I think five and Lila make sense. But not quite in the couple way?
I mean, I adored watching the two of them play chess or help with personal hygiene or cook/eat together. But with the context of sexual and romantic tension, kinda ruined it for me.
because, well, it just felt rushed and weird. We see very few scenes of the two intersecting in this way, and when we do it’s in brief flashes and later on during some weird pout of fives on the subway! So to say I felt like I had whiplash from their relationship is an understatement.
the whole cheating thing is a whole other level, because personally anyone who is a cheater is disgusting and immediately someone I hate/dislike (of course there are some, very very few, instances where I can forgive or at least understand the cheating). And that is no different for five or Lila, because I think both are horrible for
1. Lila cheating on Diego with his BROTHER (adopted but still!) no less! And I get it was 7 years BUT she still wanted to get home, she still had hope, doesn’t that extend to her husband? I know they were fighting and Lila wanted to take a break, but unlike with Rachel and Ross who were dating, A BREAK IN A MARRIAGE IS NOT AN IMMEDIATE DIVORCE! So please, stop saying it was all perfect! Cause it was not. Diego and Lila would have probably broken up despite the fact that I and many others wish they wouldn’t (both are too stubborn for couples therapy, probably), but only after that would it have been better for her to start pursuing five in that way, and vice versa.
2. Five abandoning all regard he may have for Diego. Like I get it, it’s 7 years, and Diego may not be your favourite person or even someone you’d be okay with spending extended amounts of time with, but he’s still your brother (adopted or not!). And by gosh, doesn’t that count for anything?! I get it, you and the one lady who understood how your situation works we’re stick for 7 years with only eachother, but dude, she’s MARRIED to your BROTHER with 3 KIDS! (At least I think there’s three, I really only know the name of one of them………) Cmon…
truly, this season could have benefitted from this, I think five and Lila are cute. But idk, maybe give us some more time with them? (I understand they had less episodes, but we also got like 20 minutes worth of Klaus just flicking a lighter in a grave! Love y’a Klaus, sorry!) Or just, hmmm, I’m not sure, make it platonic? Or maybe make the two kiss and then have that epiphany of “oh wait! I still have a husband!” And “my brother is your husband!”. And then have them be all weird about it, let the fanfic writes squeal and add on to it or whatever they want, and not traumatize the other majority of fans who fully do not and cannot support the ONE ship that is pedophilic both ways!
I’ve got so much more to say on this, but I’m tired and I truly could care less.
all in all; if you don’t like the ship, don’t interact with content about it. If you like the ship, don’t interact with content bashing it. It is a VERY controversial ship, and while I say “whatever floats your boat”, that does not mean shove your opinion in other peoples faces.
everyone needs to grow up, and everyone needs to understand that this is what we got, and this is what we’ll continue to get. Do or don’t read the fanfics (there are so many) that endorse and give SO much more attention to these two (five x Lila), and leave it be!
sorry about all this! I’m just so tired of seeing this sh*t everywhere, there are so many more pressing matters in this seasons writing, timing, spacing, and overall execution! Cmon guys, leave the ship thing alone and focus on how they just said “your trauma and everything you’ve endured to get to where you are means nothing. You have to die for the world to be a good place. You are the thing that is wrong. The world never has and never will need you.” cause WHAT THE HECK
Someone probably already did this, mother please forgive me for my sins
Sorry I’ve not been not post in like what, a month? But uhhh yeah. I did some sketches, it’s the blights but WITH NO MASKS HAHA
Beach Day Nami drawing !! other version under the cut 😚 click for better quality!
Mommy, sorry, Mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤
Princess Dís, second in line to the throne of Durin and heir to the fallen kingdoms of Erebor and Khazad-dûm.
ok well a screenshot from the doodle page thats used for a playlist on my personal spotify cuz its TECHNICALLY out there ANYWAYS (very real and true its not like no one would see it cuz no one follows my personal spotify anyways thats crazy)
Boy, Nina Tucker grew up fast didn’t she?
Monster Boy
Speaking to All Might on character.ai (gone wrong), ft. My college bestie
Bro was fighting for his life 😭
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😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?
🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?
🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?
😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?
✍ Do you have a beta reader?
🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.
🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?
✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉
💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?
🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?
🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?
⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?
🙋♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?
🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?
🍷 Do you drink and write?
🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?
🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?
💖 What made you start writing?
💌 How do you feel about comments and feedback?
❌ What's a trope you will never write?
💲 Would you ever open commissions?
🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?
🏆 What's your most popular fic?
🎃 Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?
🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?
🎨 How do you feel about fan art of your stories?
📈 How many fics do you have?
🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?
👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!
🤗 What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?
💞 Who's your comfort character?
🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.
🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?
🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?
😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?
🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success?
✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?
📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?
⌛ How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?
🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?
💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?
💥 How do you feel about criticism?
🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?
🥰 How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?
Looking back at when I first drew Joanne…
WHY TF DID I DRAW HER SO WHITE???
I guess it was the lighting in the game that made me think she was lighter but now I know she has to be darker
Also WRONG HAIR TYPE IS CRAZY
adding on to what i said i know i'm speaking too much
just found out i can't answer asks
giving up is kind of lame
so i'm trying something else again
you can try to submit questions instead of asking them i don't know if my phone is ready for that but i gotta try something
and hey if it works then it's just kind of weird that you have to submit questions then asking me them
kind of weird i know
so i'll probably add most of what i said to the original post but to all my followers i want you to see this first and i want you to like i don't know tell me stuff if you need to
so yeah experimenting is kind of awkward and weird
if you already asked me something you might wanna try to submit it i apologise!
doing something new i guess
so i thought of this for a bit
but i have decided to now open asks for both asking either me or wallace
like my head cannon version of him, i guess
i think would be a fun experiment and i'm really eager to do it
my plan is to eventually post a whole sort of guide of my head cannon wallace
and then you can ask him stuff
and i know how to people are probably commenting about my profile picture
i have a pretty old phone and it won't let me pick a profile picture i don't know why
sort of i won't bother getting that profile picture but i swear i'm a real person not a bot
so yeah you can ask me anything right now i don't particularly care i'll post my head cannons eventually
you can reblog what you think
my phone's a bitch
listen wallace doesnt care if someone gets hurt in his gym apparently
Pokemon Gyms and whether my wheelchair user player character would be able to navigate them
Pewter City: Straight line on some cobblestones. Compared to the rest of this bullshit, this is luxury. Brock needs to come down off his staircase throne at the end of the corridor though.
Cerulean City: Yes. Mans can just scoot scoot around the edge of the pool. Misty has to come down to meet him though, she’s also on a staircase throne.
Vermilion City: Once he gets past the initial ‘what the fuck’ of the thunder barrier, as long as the bins are spaced out enough he’s fine. Doesn’t appreciate rummaging through trash though. At least mans isn’t on a staircase throne this time.
Celadon City: Depends entirely on how much tree is actually left after using cut.
Fuchsia City: He can make it through, but after about the third time of bumping into an invisible wall he’ll be real sick of this shit.
Saffron City: Runs entirely on little teleporters. Gucci.
Cinnabar Island: I never got to Blaine in LeafGreen but it looks like a straight shot.
Seafoam Island: Wouldn’t even be able to enter the gym in the first place. Can’t climb ladders.
Viridian City: Would probably develop motion sickness from all the spinning but I think he can navigate this one.
Violet City: I wouldn’t feel confident navigating the sharp turns 50 feet in the air walking, never mind trying to manoeuvre a chair through them. He can do it, but he won’t be at all comfortable.
Azalea Town: Stairs right at the entrance. Motherfucker.
Goldenrod City: Hard nope. Multiple steep staircases. Fuck you, Whitney
Ecruteak City: Morty, I love you, but the narrow walkway entirely in darkness over the void to hell isn’t exactly able bodied person friendly, never mind this-
Cianwood City: Another hard nope, those stairs look homophobic
Olivine City: Another straight walkway with an elevated leader. She’s definitely nice enough to meet him halfway too.
Mahogany Town: Ice gyms as a whole are bad. Not sure how well the chair will do on the ice (do you want to slip and skate or have traction?) and in Vernon’s case he is paralysed from the waist down so his lower body isn’t great at the whole temperature regulation thing. He’s definitely learning about winter’s harshness, thank you. Compared to the other ice gyms this one is pretty chill though.
Blackthorn City: The warning of unstable footing at the start is worrying, but the puzzle itself can be done.
Rustboro City: It’s all ramps until you get to the almighty stair throne, so okay. Also he’s absolutely stopping to look at the little museum.
Dewford Town: Give him enough room between all the exercise shit and we’re gucci
Mauville City: More of these random electric death walls? Eh whatever, the floor’s level at least. … NEVER MIND I FOUND MORE STAIRS
Lavaridge Town: What the fuck. Fuck you.
Petalburg City: Doesn’t seem to pose any problem, yay!
Fortree City: I don’t think he’s getting in, dear.
Mossdeep City: Y’know what? All this floating around is pretty cool, actually
Sootopolis City: WALLACE YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
Oreburgh City: Ah yes. Vernon’s actual home region serving him an immediate slap in the face with steep ass stone stairs. Wonderful.
Eterna City: Ahh, so peaceful, so chill, such a vibe. Maybe there is hope after all.
Veilstone City: Goodbye hope, hello whatever the fuck I have to push and a lot of stairs before you even enter the gym itself-
Pastoria City: Besides this being the weirdest fucking swimming pool I’ve ever seen, it’s another fuck you to wheelchair users. Though Vernon can swim, so if there’s a clear path from the entrance to the leader via the water he can make it, he’s just going to have to fight the battle soaking wet, in a swimsuit and on the floor.
Hearthome City: As long as you can do maths, you’re alright.
Canalave City: He can navigate it but those super speed lifts are giving him motion sickness for sure.
Snowpoint City: He’s dead now. He fell down the stairs right into the massive piles of snow and suffocated.
Sunyshore City: It’s another hard nope, and I had high hopes when I saw the catwalks-
Striaton City: No problem no worries, Hakuna Matata.
Nacrene City: As long as someone can get the books down for him he’s good.
Castelia City: Pushing through the gooey shit will be annoying but it is possible as long as it doesn’t gunk up the wheels too bad.
Nimbasa City: It’s possible, but only if someone brings his wheelchair round to where he’s getting off the rollercoaster, or the chair can go on the coaster.
Driftveil City: Lifts and scaffolding? Okay. Random staircase right at the very bottom? Not okay.
Mistralton City: The cannons themselves are fully disability friendly. The stairs are not. So close.
Icirrus City: I’m giving this one a no. Even without the stairs, that jump, the fuck? We’re not all stunt ready actors, sir.
Opelucid City: The path is narrow and winding, but it has cool trick ramps and that’s a win in Vernon’s book! But also there’s stairs so 0/10
Aspertia City: Straight shot with a stair throne. Cheren you patronising cunt, get your ass down here.
Virbank City: Stairs right at the beginning. They’ll never hear him scream.
Humilau City: Getting on and off the lilypads looks like a pain, it might be easier to swim it again. Also it looks like you need a lot of momentum to move those pads.
Santalune City: He’s fucking dead again.
Cyllage City: Grant what the French fried fuck is this?
Shalour City: Yeah no this is impossible. Sorry, buddy.
Coumarine City: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. I can’t fucking do this shit with fully functional legs.
Lumiose City: Finally one we can fucking do. Thank you, puntable looking children.
Laverre City: The warp panels are annoying but mountable.
Anistar City: Trippy as fuck and totally doable!
Snowbelle City: Fuck this disco fuckery.
Turffield: Ignoring the stairs in and out (rage), we can handle herding some Wooloo. Git along lil tumbleweeds!
Hulbury: So anyway I don’t like Nessa-
Motostoke: So again ignoring the stairs in it’s totally doable-
Stow-On-Side: Can transfer in and out of the spinny cups, but someone has to bring the chair down while he does it.
Circhester: Fuck you and your pitfalls.
Ballonlea: OLD LADY HAS RAMPS YAY
Spikemuth: What a nice wheelchair friendly street!
Hammerlocke: I forget if you can actually get in the room, but hey it’s just double battles, sweet.
Cortondo: The olive roll is possible.
Artazon: May depend entirely on where the Sunflora choose to hide. The gym itself is elevated up some stairs though so…
Levincia: All you have to do is sit there and look at some cameras and look pretty for the fans.
Cascarrafa: The trek through the desert to get Kofu’s wallet back to him ain’t gonna go well, but this is supposedly not the usual pre battle challenge so ehh.
Medali: The stage at the treasure eatery is a whore but everything else is fine.
Montenevera: Once again, access to the stage and the gym itself are whores. He’s gonna pet all the ghost dogs though.
Alfornada: You just gotta make faces for this one, right? Surely any other exercises Dendra and Tulip give you should be able to be adapted for the disabled anyway.
Glaseado: Uhhh the snow slope run is done on the back of a Pokemon as far as I remember so it should be fine.
I keep forgetting that I can advertise here, but: We've been doing Art Requests over on Twitch for 3 hours, with no signs of stopping yet!! Feel free to hop in if you want.
5C for Gordan from that outfit prompt?
You people bring me nothing but curses and damnation in this house, huh?
Coming back to kats' college au bc nothing is right with the world right now
college au keigo is studying something related to criminals methinks. criminology. criminal psychology. criminal justice. idk but something. give me some thoughts
i am NOT ready to see sanemi fight omllllllllllllll
i miss youuuuu bby come back 💔💔💔
- 🫧 anon
I fell asleep I’m sowwy 😭 love you darling ❤️
THE AU IS BY @ezgurple AND SO IS THE DRAWING AND EVERYTHING!! MY silly ass is self inserted myself into their art using my finger on ibis paint!! 🤓
my ass TRACED but i swear i can actually draw i just don't know how to do digital.. please have mercy on me..
uhh insane ranting below the cut
Realistically me and raph would be the same height. also like i'm WIDE so.. but i think we'd be friends :3 um um if i was in your tmnt au I'd be known for being a nerd about reptiles and stuff... I'm the guy who becomes friends with the turtles and asks them if they turtle correctly.. Ask them if they do turtle stuff, critique their turtleness even.
BUT i am not only a nerd i also love wrestling (albeit being semi-disabled) and stuff like that!! If I was cool I'd be on my high school's wrestling team but I'm not I'm really scared :(.
um so yeah I'd probably be Casey's weird cousin who comes to new york during christmas break or when my house gets destroyed by a hurricane!! or like family gathering stuff yk..
i love being cringe btw.
is nobody talking about-
imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it
Eraserjoke shippers- I'm so very sorry
Chris Wehkamp is the English voice of Aizawa
You, a coward and boring:
"Erasermight"
Me, cool and brave:
Allhead.
MANGA SPOILERS
I had the heartbreaking revelation that Hizashi can blame himself for... all the hero deaths in the war arc.
Previously, I thought that Hizashi could realistically blame himself for what happened to Aizawa (himself being the reason Aizawa was there in the first place) and Midnight (being away at the police station instead of fighting) but he can blame himself for ALL the hero deaths.
Hear me out. He was in the front lines to destroy the incubation chamber for Shigaraki. That was his one job. He did break the chamber, yes, but Tomura still got up. The moment he broke the incubation chamber was also the moment the doctor went to wake him up. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT HIZASHI JUST WASN'T FAST ENOUGH and it isn't hard to believe that.
The main cause of death in the arc was Shigaraki's decay, because he woke up. Hizashi failed.
Now imagine, Hizashi replaying that day over and over and over again while waiting for Aizawa to wake up. Imagine him remembering that split moment and everything comes crumbling. He failed everyone.
He. Wasn't. Enough.
And so many more people were hurt and... he's sitting there...