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this was shoutos dream :') my shaylaaa

also not sure if touya would have scars

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Drawing of Toph I drew a couple months ago, replicating ancient Chinese paintings.

(I hope the writing makes sense lol)

#dabihawks Hawks, who spends so little time online and socializing when he flits from one heroic duty to the next, he doesn't understand any of the hip young slang that fills the streets... and Dabi just happens to live chronically online.

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dabi: damn birdie, saw the hero billboards last night... the way you called them all out and flaunted your ratings, endeavors never looked stupider 👏👏

dabi: you ate and left no crumbs

hawks: what crumbs? ugh i haven't eaten anything today

... 

h: just saw the most embarrassing stunt at the hero gala 

d: spill the tea

h: um ok? 

h: not sure they have tea, but would wine work? 

d: what

h: [sends an image of spilled wine on the red carpet, the dark stain making its way across the floors, a feather in the backround resting innocently against the tablecloth] 

...

d: [sends an article of a headline: Pro-hero Hawks caught red-handed, forgetting to pay for lunch] 

d: you really are in your villain era huh?

h: pretty sure we've been in the same era for the past hundreds of years, hot stuff 

h: and hey! in my defense I was distracted by your text, they just love to make a big scandal out of nothing 

... 

d: if shigaraki ghosts me one more time I'm never answering a msg from him again 

h: woah ...is that like part of his quirk? being a ghost? 

d: wtf are you on

...

d: got the plan down yet? 

h: give me a few more hours 

d: a'ight, I'll let you cook

h: um, is this a safe space for me to admit I've never cooked a day in my life? 

[three hours later, Hawks sends his detailed plan for their upcoming ambush] 

d: straight fire

h: there's no fire involved the plan

... 

d: swear to god everyone in the league needs to go touch some grass

h: oh my god I know you guys are on the run, but they never touched grass before? 

... 

h: this line was made for you lol

[image of Hawks posing before a mirror, golden locks all spiked up with a smirk on his face as he sticks out a tongue. He's got some grunge black band tee on and a too-tight black ripped jeans, complete with a few chains of silver hanging off his neck and black leather bracelets and rings]

d: 🔥🔥 fuck yeah birdie slayyy

h: I didn't kill anyone

d: forget a snack, you're a whole ass meal

h: is eating ass a meal

... 

d: the new recruit really asked if id give him your number lmao

d: bro really be fucking delulu

h: who's delulu?? Is watching them fuck a kink of yours? 

d: you're fucking sending me

h: sending you where???

... 

h: found a chicken nugget in my pocket, think it's my lucky day

d: christ hawks, you take me out 

h: you want me to take you out???

d: that's not... I mean... is that an offer

d: I wouldn't say no

h: it's a chicken nugget date, hot stuff

obnoxious!hawks headcanons inspired by the pigeon

(Disclaimer bc I know what it’s like: the word obnoxious is used in a humorous manner and if you do any of these things that does not mean your friends secretly hate you.)

to indicate he likes food he chews really loudly and aggressively and does those “mmhhh” sounds

always squats on random infrastructure like lampposts when outside and then just looks down on people while talking to them

never sorts his laundry and the colours magically never bleed, so he’s always bragging about that when someone mentions that they’re tired from doing laundry like “just throw everything in at once that’s how I do it and nothing happens”🤷‍♂️ (inspired by a real person. I hope you know how blessed you are.)

tickles ppl with his feathers when he’s bored and then acts like he didn’t do anything when they complain

his hair always looks perfect and healthy, no matter if he styled it or exposed it to wind and weather. when everyone else’s hair is full of dust, dirt and blood after a fight, he just shakes his out a little and it looks just like it did before

wings have bones and joints. he cracks them. a lot.

always makes the same “but that’s so high up! what if I fall? Will you catch meee?” joke when he’s assigned missions that require him to fly to a high spot. it hasn’t been funny since he debuted.

and finally, always follows his s/o around during the day and cocks his head to the side like a bird while watching their every move. he doesn’t say or do anything, he’s just lurking over their shoulder.

That's what im sayinnggggggg it's like as if there were NO heroes before all might yk ? It's like her character is there to just acknowledge that there's a little bit of a plot hole there. It didn't even feel like nana got the same treatment as the other past holders of ofa who were all so mysterious and wise but nana just said she failed and that izuku should be prepared to kill shigaraki... like... where's the depth behind that... a lot of female characters in mha are just taken at face value in the story tbh

WHOS THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE CLUB ⁉️⁉️

guys there's a reason why horikoshi didn't make dabi femaleughhhhhhajahhahav

YAY I GOT TAGGED (*≧∀≦)人(≧∀≦*)♪

guacamole - I don't have it often but when I do it's pretty good (^3^)/ idk it's not a food that I really go out of my way to eat lollll

olives - I don't think I'll ever be able to describe how much I dislike olives. I'll never say hate ( I don't like saying hate in general, it sounds so spiteful 😭 I digress), HOWEVER, when it comes to olives, I come awfully close to using the word lmao,

i think it's both the texture and the smell, I can't get over either to try and actually taste it. I don't think I've ever swallowed an olive tbh, everytime they show up in my salad I put them on my brother's plate, he inhales everything

mangoes - love loveee LOVEEEEE, my favourite fruit ever, so juicy, so yummy, I've never eaten a bad mango, nothing tops a ripe, fresh, cold and juicy mango on a hot summer day ♪ヽ(´▽｀)/ give me mango sweets, mango juice, mango smoothie, mango mango mango I love it !!!! (*≧∀≦)人(≧∀≦*)♪

hummus - hummus is saurrrrrrr good with carrots or slightly toasted pitta bread (o´Д`o) I don't think it's very good with cucumbers, bell peppers, or anything with a higher -than- average water content lololll

I went to Morocco 2 years ago, and I'm still thinking about the hummus I tried. bruh I dunno what they put in that hummus but it was way too good. It was slightly spicy, so creamy, and so flavourful ( ´∀`)/~~

tomatoes - I'm very particular with them lollll. I really don't like the texture of the seeds, it throws me off a lot. I also can't stand it when the actual flesh of the tomato is mushy, if that makes sense..? But I can tolerate salad tomatoes if they're cut in slices, wedges ?big no 🙅‍♀️

I seriously despise cherry tomatoes too (＃｀皿´) I think it's on par with olives lmao, it's the way they explode when you bite them and the weird gooey seeds escape into my mouth it's just eughhhhhhhhhh (　｀Å´)

cannolis - HELP I typed cannolis and my auto correct changed it to cannabis 😭😭. I've tried neither lmao, but I am open to trying new food !! (no drugs, I promise 🙋‍♀️)

But anyways those were my opinions ( ´∀`)/~~ thanks for tagging me kats, i love these games loll

My tags: @hokusu from a foodie to a foodie lol, @atlaas0 , please don't feel any pressure to do these !!

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

I like the idea of Genya becoming Tanjiros best friend, but there isn't a lot of canon time to solidify that bond and that's like the only part I have trouble with. It was hard to imagine Tanjiro considering Genya his best friend over Zenitsu or Inosuke for me at first. But then I started thinking about it a little deeper, and I realized that the dynamic between Tanjiro and the other two main guys makes Tanjiro the 'straight man' of the group, the one who is on the end of zenitzus raving rants or Inosukes weird challenges and has Tanjiro be the one that keeps everything on track.

He doesn't have to do that with Genya. In fact, I'd even go as far as to say that Tanjiro is the 'weird' one between the two. I don't know if it's just Tanjiros natural weirdness being able to shine brighter when it's not being eclipsed by the other two boys in his trio, or if there's something about Genya that just makes him a little more unhinged, but either way I love it.

Genya is also someone Tanjiro can have series conversations with without worrying about it devolving into chaos (unless you add another of the main boys into the equation, then all bets are off)

I also think it would be very funny if Sanemi witnessed what a little freak tanjiro can be and none of the other hashira believed him.

I love it when I see a fanfic where the author clearly states and MAKES sure the readers know that sanemi is colourblind JUST so they can then, in turn, point out the colour of giyuu's eyes. It's like we know they're blue, but to sanemi, they have to be mesmerising for the type of descriptions authors write for giyuu's eyes

Crackfic Idea:

30-year-old Zuko gets randomly flung back in time to his 16-year-old self. For a couple of hours at a time. At the most random times imaginable. Imagine the potential.

Zuko assumes that it's a dream or a vision, but definitely not real. He tries not to freak everybody out too badly, but he's also fully enjoying himself and seeing all of his friends as their young selves.

ZUKO, as he and Aang circle each other at the South Pole: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating. You're just a [Spirit Shwoop Sound] ... baby Aang!

AANG, confused: Well, more like preteen Aang. How do you know my name?

ZUKO, looking around: Wait, where are we?

AANG: Um... this is the-

SOKKA: Don't answer him! He's trying to get information out of you. You can't give away our location!

KATARA: Sokka, he's standing in the middle of our village. I think he knows.

ZUKO: We're here? This is so weird. I was just here for the Annual Penguin Race.

AANG: THERE'S AN ANNUAL PENGUIN RACE?!

ZUKO: Well, yeah, it was your idea... you gave a whole speech about cross-cultural cooperation and friendship, but I know you just wanted to go penguin sledding with a bunch of people...

AANG: Well, I-

SOKKA: Stop giving him more information! He already knows about the penguins!

Everybody else is confused, bewildered and even befuddled except for Iroh, who assumes that it's Spirit Shenanigans™️ and just fully accepts that his nephew likes tea and hugs and Pai Sho sometimes while being his usual shouty surly traumaball self at others.

ZUKO, stepping into the cabin: Hi, Uncle. I brought you some ginseng. How about a game of Pai Sho?

IROH, tearing up a little: I would love that, my nephew.

ZUKO: I wish we could do this more often, but you live so far away...

IROH, mentally calculating that he lives exactly three doors away from Zuko, and nodding sagely: The rat-viper may never climb the mountain that a hog-monkey can, but the monkey does not know what lies underneath it.

ZUKO, sighing sadly: I know, Uncle. I do appreciate my position in life, even if it has disadvantages.

IROH: Hmm. Your move, nephew.

The crew of Zuko's ship is terrified by the fact that whenever it happens, Zuko is somehow even more hyper-competent, seems to be weirdly calm about everything, and most unnervingly of all, he's polite.

SOLDIER: Here is a report on the best teahouses within three days travel of our current location, Sir. And, uh, Commander Zhao sent a messenger hawk.

ZUKO: Excellent. Thank you very much, Sergeant. I think we can ignore whatever Zhao has to say. In reply, I want you to send him a list of the most famous officers in Fire Nation history, and point out that none of them had sideburns. I want to see if he shaves them.

SOLDIER, sweating nervously: O-of course, Sir.

As a matter of fact, the whole fic could just be Zuko trolling Zhao. It would be glorious.