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spectacular spider-man vol. 1 #101

I said that I'll have to do every stickman, so unfortunately, here is the worst father.

Navy Blue...

Seriously, this man deserves nothing but pain for all the abuse he did to Pink and Purple. He can go and die

I fucking hate Starscreams design in tfp they did him so dirty idek what to point out bro its all bad his face his mouth his lack of a nose his freaky eyes his weird red antenna his bald head his grey ass body his fucking hands he has cunty heels but i dont like the shape it looks like a kindergarden chair dipped in grey paint his ugly shoulders his exposed organs lookin ahh stomach his weird ass knees?? The fuck are up w them anyways like literally his whole design pisses me off

Who told vro to be a cutie patootie? 🤨

Now why…

@flyfishing-the-fbi Draw me like one of your French girls.

touya eating pussy in the kitchen

warnings: afab with no pronouns or gendered terms used, pussy eating (clearly), insanely ooc

the kitchen was a mess, tools scattered and forgotten. "youre so fucking stubborn," touya grumbled, lifting you by the underarms onto the kitchen counter. quickly, he removed your bottoms, wasting no time sinking his face between your legs. his forearms gripped your thighs, pushing them forward as he literally devoured your pussy, holding you still and forcing his head between your thighs, not stopping when you were crying and begging from the overstim, continuing to lick fat stripes from your perineum to your clit.

touyas grip on your ass tightened with his other hand as you subconsciously bucked your hips onto his face. you were on the brink of orgasm before the oven timer went off, with him going to check on your cookies.

whipped my dick out half way through writing this

i HATE ryouta.

came to the realization two seconds ago that i have a lot of ocs i don’t show.

!!!! BSD CH 114 spoilers !!!!

"Quit it with that habit of rolling all over the ground whenever you're worrying. It's annoying to look at, Dazai" I CANT I CANT I CANT OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE HELL AH YES OF COURSE CHUUYA KNOWS THAT DAZAI ROLLS ALL OVER THE GROUND WHENEVER HE'S WORRYING GOD ASAGIRI WHEN WILL WE GET AN ACTUAL HEART TO HEART BETWEEN THEM

you've really been keeping tabs on him haven't you chuuya truly the best of ex-partners

rock band member dazai where he’s often in the media for drama between him and his previous ex band partner and you happen to run into him (anonymously!) on a chatting app. eventually his “personal conflicts “ he tells you about him and a ex friend start to align a lot with a certain famous singer’s tabloid scandals, so you bite the bullet and ask if it’s him or if he is just going through the same exact specific events dazai is. he ends up revealing his identity and you end up getting backstage tickets to his shows and he ends up just as obsessed with you as you are (chuuya is pissed that somehow that shitty dazai got a partner before him)

its u.

Dazai’s heart rate picked up at the two grammatically incorrect words that popped up in his notifications. You’d been so close to figuring it out for weeks; Was today finally the day?

wdym

Right: play dumb. There’s no guarantee you figured out who he is, so he just needs to stay calm.

Sure, week after week he’d tell you stories from his life that popped up in magazines and circulated around online the next day or so, always causing you to come back and flaunt it in his face that your favorite guitarist had done it “bigger and better” (even though the stories were the exact same). You frequently pointed out similarities in them (being him and… himself) to the point where he almost saved and told you several times, but something always held him back. Maybe he should just finally rip the bandage off.

A photo message came in. It was a screenshot - a screenshot of a picture Dazai had sent you. In the background had a bright red circle around something small. He zoomed in, eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. Couldn’t you just type it out? What a hassle - oh.

Yeah, he should’ve listened when his manager told him to pick it up and display it properly.

The image was a bird’s eye view of his hand, flashing his fresh coat of nail polish and his rather messy wooden floors (and his cute orange halloween socks). Nothing too damning upon first glance. Sure, you’d mentioned that your favorite band’s guitarist had painted his nails the same color, but that was mere coincidence, right?

No. Because this lazy moron couldn’t put things away, in the top left corner of the photo - the area circled in red - showed an opened package with the platinum record his band was gifted for their most popular song. Why would he have that if not a member of the band himself?

He looked up from his phone blankly, staring at the package still nestled on the side of his room. The only difference from the photo is that it had been pushed slightly to the side since then, stopping him from tripping over it. What a stupid mistake; Dazai had always been much more careful than this (except when he wasn't).

dude

u let me gush to u ab URSELF????

im embarrassed

Dazai smiled. Well, at least things weren’t awkward.

It had been a few months and you and Dazai were happy to talk in person now that he didn’t have to hide his face. You’d been backstage at many of his shows, meeting his bandmates and spending time in person. It had honestly been so much fun, but sometimes Dazai missed the cat and mouse game he’d been playing when you were unsure of his identity - back when you texted him rumors and articles about his own life, saying how crazy it was that your favorite artist went through the same things as him.

He’d woken up earlier than he wanted to due to the myriad of calls blowing up his phone. “What..” He grumbled, not even bothering to check caller ID. “Who is this?”

“You asshole! You got a fucking partner before I did? And they’re hot, too! No way they settled for you,” Chuuya continued to grumble while Dazai put him on speaker phone, tuning him out. Whatever he was yapping about didn’t matter once he noticed a notification from you.

do u know this guy? he seems to be goin thru the same things u r…

A link is included, leading Dazai to an article with a picture of him and you. The first thing he notices is how smitten he looks with you, causing him to blush very faintly as he smiles to himself. Is that really what he looks like around you?

Rockstar Dazai Osamu Finds New Fling - Or Maybe More?

More, definitely more.

“Are you listening, asshole?” Chuuya shouted from his speaker. “How’d ya get a partner before me?”

Dazai smiled, saving the paparazzi shot onto his phone. “My height, definitely.”

i looked at a picture of satoru on pinterest and almost cried

Lance Plays Skibidi Simulator

stop playing with me,ho...

Aiden Pearce is INSANE.

Every fucking time I get stuck the answer is always -

“Oh you’re supposed to drive a car off a roof.”

“Oh you’re supposed to drive a car ON to a roof. With a fucking cinderblock. And a crane.

“Oh actually you see that caved in roof? Use it as a ramp. To drive onto a RAISED SUBWAY PLATFORM.”

The answer. Every. Fucking. Time.

he shouldve actually died in blue buried w no way of recovery i think ii wouldve been better off

I wanna make sandwiches.

who hates metatron, thinks azirafalafel should do three or more apology dances and thinks Crowley needs a hug and a pat on the head

Good omens 2 came out a few days after my birthday and you know that toy you REALLY want but after five minutes it falls apart because some idiot in a white beard and brown coat holding coffee destroyed it because i do

I FUCKING HATE HANAMIYA

I keep seeing people happy about the whole Valentino and Vox thing. Which. K. Whatever.

But like I thought we had all collectively agreed that we want Val to die horribly and never be happy

Can we talk about the fact that Nooro and Duusu have been missing for like a good hundred years. Like Tikki and Plagg being really chill about Nooro and Duusu being held captive, like mate, you haven't seen them in 100 years!

This has really changed the way I see master Fu and ladybug. Like, Master Fu has done presumably nothing for years on end about trying to get Nooro and Duusu back. I know Ladybug is trying to defeat Hawkmoth, but it just feels like battling "monster of the week" then actually trying to free these poor kwamis. And can we get a bit of sympathy for Nooro. My poor guy is STILL being tortured and enslaved. This baby hasn't seen his friends or his master for a CENTURY. I suppose they are all reunited at the end of season 4 but like still. They get trapped in these wee compartments and can't even move or like speak to each other. How unbelievably sad.

I hate Uranus!!! (I say while hiding my like 530 some images of him) Hes so smug I’m going to cry

Song lyrics from “I Earn My Life” by lemon demon ‼️☝️ like all the other lyrics fit him so well it’s not even funny

Italy but his ASS is covered in bling 🤑

I was like scrolling and I saw this silly lil hetalian covering Italy in jewels and I was like

“woeowzers!!”

Anyways so I drew it

Credits to Consi Alt on tik Tok for the idea ‼️‼️

April 1st's toon of the day is...

Sprout!

Feel free to share anything Sprout-related in the notes! <3

erm hey chat… it’s been a while..

hopefully i’ll be more active on here in light of recent events because fuck trump and he’s gonna fuck up whatever he does in office bc he’s a racist sexist homophobic fascist communist piece of shit molded into a human shape and thrown into a bucket of orange paint after reading Mein Kampt

sorry 4 da rant hopefully i’ll get to meet some wonderful people on here and get back into writing :)

Heck yes guys, Clymentestra killed first him so you all could get your stable revenge.

Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

i hate montrsor so damn much! i think hes a disgrace to america and horse brakers!...but he is so damn hot! he has absalotely no right to be that hot for who he is i cant help finding him attractive but lothing him at the same time its driving me mad!

happy Valetine's day mates

will never stop drawing him

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