Hetalia Prussia - Blog Posts

I drew 2P Prussia for YamiBaki’s fic Surviving The Night! Hopefully ya boy looks alright I tried to rush it...

Oh mi gauwsh…for the first time Prussia is calm

THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY TAKE A PICTURE /j

Anyways a drew the silly man with his fugly bird

I wanna eat it ALSO HE DOESNT HAVE EYE SHADOW I JUST DREW HIM THAT WAY GRR

Together with Prussia… It’s Too Much Fun On My Own 5

ENG/ESP

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5: The voice that encourages you when you bought something you don't know about without planning to buy it

What?

Why do you look so puzzled?

You were forced to buy something you hadn’t planned on buying?

Kesesesese,

Did you get scammed?

It’s because you’re such a clutz.

Kesesesese. …

Ugh… I mean, you know what they say...

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

One day you’ll be able to remember this and laugh about it.

So don’t be so hard on yourself.

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5: La voz que te anima cuando compras algo que no conoces sin planearlo.

¿Qué?

¿Por qué te ves tan descolocado?

¿Te obligaron a comprar algo que no planeabas comprar?

Kesesesese

¿Te estafaron?

Es porque eres tonto,

kesesesese. …

Ugh… Quiero decir, tú sabes lo que dicen…

Lo que pasa en las Vegas, se queda en las Vegas.

Un día vas a recordar esto y te reirás de ello.

No seas tan duro contigo.

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Thanks to Notrin, Dranoko and Birdie who donated to make this translation possible!

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I was playing a game with me friends where we were giving countries human names for fun y’know, then one of my friends put down Gilbert for Germany….

Welcome back HETALIA Prussia ig

the amount of WIP (work in progress) hetalia fanfics are insane,

( if you see, I have a favorite.)

WOAH THERE👅👅?!!

Energy 1980~

is this anything

Gangstatalia Prussia has to be my favorite gangsta character (and favorite character in general tbh)

Hetalia Gangsta Chapter 541 (me!!)

The people have requested that I continue suffering, so please appreciate this scanlation that is made up of my tears and shame /j

Hetalia Gangsta Masterlist

Btw I'm pretty sure the google street view of their house is not what Prussias looking at but just for our view and the lore

And here is the link for all the cleans again! (They're lazy and horrible this time but I decided to still include it in this post...)

love the bottom image 😭

maybe hungary? (bonus pruhun)

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BONUS:

AT THIS POINT I AM JUST SORRY FOR MY SENSE OF HUMOUR

reference.

My milkshake brings all zhe boys to the yard (≖ヮ≖) 🐤

you look like you liked/still like Hetalia... what's your favourite hetaloid

Hi! actually I do!! I was really into the hetalia fandom when I was a teenager BUT I still really really like it! I do have quite a few favourite hetaloids!! But my all time fav is prussia, he's just so silly and fun! plus I used to write a lot of angst about him when I was like 14 so... lolz :3c

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR QUESTION! <3

god forbid men have political alliances with complicated long-term implications.

At some kind of negotiations, except they share a singular braincell and they fight each other who gets to use it.

[Loads of yapping under the cut.]

This was supposed to be set in 1605-ish, around the outsets of Jülich succession crisis. Let’s pretend a fucking lamp is not there okay??Prussia is still a Polish fief duchy, so kinda irrelevant? Well, nevermind, he got dragged in as it is Anna of Prussia who carried Brandenburg‘s Electors‘ claim to Jülich-Kleve. And along with her husband, the Elector‘s son, she was in favour of more decisive actions regarding Jülich, as far as a pre-emptive strike. Whereas the Elector himself hesitated, supporting a more cautious approach.

At that point Prussia knows what is coming.(okay, maybe Brandenburg‘s Elector marrying the younger sister of his own son‘s wife juuuuust to make sure no other family ever gets a chance to claim Prussia was a bit too— nevermind). He got the point. He knows he has no other option really, and that he and Johann are kind of…stuck in this ever since the Grand Master of the Teutonic Order happened to be a Hohenzollern. And thus he makes what he can out of it, trying out what strings he can pull and when.

After all, he‘s painfully aware that Johann may seem like a schemer with a long-term plan, but in fact? Will hesitate and push for neutrality when a firm decision is most needed. If Brandenburg is good at something, that is masking his indecisiveness with cautiousness. And Prussia wonders how, or rather when he will be able to use this to his advantage…

[this writing stuff is very experimental and very much a WIP and both interpretations and characterisations are subject to change !!! Be warned !!!]

Oh, yeah looks like I have my time to create stuff back? I was just testing that one technique when you draw stuff in grayscale and then colour it. It‘s torture, but damn, I like the result. Shit took 4 days to render. And I just gave up on the bg sorry not sorry.

Meh, It’s always „how do you get along?” and not „how do you even get. there. at the first place.” I was just thinking – 700-ish km between Berlin and Königsberg. Imagine. 2-3 weeks horseback through swamp sand and shit and you’re there except it’s too late and noone cares. Must’ve been hell.

By the way physically they‘re..? 15-16, I would say here? Brandenburg is a bit older, not really much, but he‘s taller lol.

Other versions because YES ITS HARD TO CHOOSE A FILTER RRRAH

Now, for my own nefarious reasons, I asked my German (Schleswig-Holstein) friend today if there are any stereotypes about modern Brandenburg federal state in Germany, and she sent me this ABSOLUTE GEM

(Since I follow the chain of events that today’s Bundesland Brandenburg is personified by the same guy as personified the former Margraviate, part of the kingdom, etc, etc, these days Gilbert-Prussia would absolutely annoy the shit out of him with this song I CAN FUCKING SEE IT HAPPENING. With the other Bundesländer joining in.)

Basically the stereotype is that the area is very rural and there’s nothing to do and everyone’s moving out and shit and yes stereotypes are bad but in no right does this song have to be so fucking funny🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

PLEASE.

I CAN’T.

Wah, I made almost the same joke the other day!

OH YES MARK BRANDENBURG.

also a meme spoiler to a WIP which is the only reason I haven’t drawn this. YET. Except this was made before I even heard the song and this is just his normal face.

Also, here’s where the screenshots are from and where u can find English translation and stuff. I’M REALLY SORRY.

um. hear me out-

I was reading some things, and then this guy randomly spawned in my head. Throwing him at you and running away😼

My guy used to personify the Margraviate of Brandenburg, then post-1815-ish, the province of Brandenburg, and these days a Bundesland in Germany by the same name. His relationship with Gilbert is – um – complicated. Inherriting an unruly polish fief dutchy was one thing, but actually dealing with him turned out to be a whole other. But Prussia learnt to use the situation to his advantage. After some time. Eventually.

The name’s Johann Friedrich (von Beilschmidt); I doubt it would make sense to make him and Gilbert directly related, but they‘ve been using the same family name ever since the personal union; at least on paper.

— That quote that kind of sums up his personality was taken from “The Iron Kingdom” by Christopher Clark, where it was also quoted by the author; I haven’t read the original work by Valentin, unfortunately

bugs when you lift a rock

go tumblr, fuck the quality up, i dare you

I have a question for ukraine: is prussia a friend of yours?? 👀

Hah. I’m glad you asked. They used to be my shits and giggles crackship but I kind of drifted away from it and they’re friendos now.

They’ve got things in common if you think about it.

An almost textless version under the cut

There u go 💥💥💥

I kinda forgot it was an ask for Ukraine and just ranted uhhh sorry. sorry not sorry

Ah yes, linguistic dick jokes, that‘s what they un-shadowbanned me for. Immature? Yeah. Did I laugh when I realised? Yeah. So here it goes 😗 will I get sb‘d again? LOL.

(for those who didn‘t get it, Prussia in Latin is „Prutenia“ (according to wikipedia) and yeah it‘s similar to one of the common words for dick in Ukrainian, at least in the region I‘m from. Haha Eli how funny shit like this is exactly why you have no friends irl idiot. As far as I checked the two words are linguistically unrelated, just in case you wonder)

8 April 1866 • A secret Italo-Prussian Treaty was signed

…according to which, Romano agreed he’d help kick Austria’s ass, and Prussia guaranteed he’d not back off from the war until Veneciano’s reunited with the rest of Italy.

Now, why Romano, you may ask, if the Risorgimento was initiated more so by the North? Well, in my interpritation, it all started with Sardinia/Piedmont-Sardinia/Savoy, (a separate OC because she deserves it), whilst Romano joined her in 1861, – who had been the Kingdom of Two Sicilies under the Bourbon rule prior, his people voting 98,5% to join. Thus, the Kingdom of Italy was proclaimed in 1861; with Venice still living under Austria’s rule up until 1866.

And it was mailnly upon Romano to be the Kingdom of Italy in the next 5 years. Not that he had ever wanted it.

[As you may have noticed, I got into PruMano and Risorgimento simultaneously, god forbid. And I’m trying not to trail off, but I’ve got a detailed version of the events’ interpretation in my head – what happened to Sardinia? why is it Romano and Veneciano, out of all, specifically, that came to be modern Italy? What about the Papal States? — but more on all that to come🫢]

The last thing I’ll add, is that though I tried to make their uniforms nerdy af accurate, basing Romano’s off Sicilian Regiments’ Chivalry and Prussia’s off high-ranking Prussian commandment on general, this is still a silly anime bois fanart first and foremost lol. Take nothing seriously

haha so real

Prussia's handwriting is illegible by today's standards. He writes in a mashed up mess of Sütterlin, Kurrent, and nerve-damaged muscle weakness. (Examples under the cut)

Sütterlin (1924 - 1941 in Germany) Example:

Kurrentschrift (12th/13th century until the mid of the 20th century):

maybe hungary? (bonus pruhun)

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BONUS:

AT THIS POINT I AM JUST SORRY FOR MY SENSE OF HUMOUR

reference.

«Prussia hatched from a cannon-ball»

– Napoleon Bonaparte, at some point.

I mean this explains why Gilbert has got a pet bird doesn’t it?

so random i know but silly sketching while i can ok?😔

Prussia is the top for me HAHA XD 2. ALL of them are related, and no one is blood related. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 3. I will do it...someday :3 4. TRUE!! Most of them are in Chinese, not hate, they are wonderful! :D

Germancest Problems:

1- GerPru or PruGer? (a.k.a. Who will be the seme?)

2- “They’re brothers, it’s gross, pls stop” posts from haters

3- NEVER ENOUGH TRANSLATED DOUJINSHIS

4- NEVER ENOUGH FANFICTIONS

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