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How's Everyone Feeling, Philosophical?

I wanna discuss stuff- from the ship of Theseus, the new designs for the Aph UK bros, to Autism. Let’s start a conversation- you first. 

Dear Hetalia Fandom

I am hoping to do my college project on the subculture of the Hetalia Fandom, and I hoping for some personal opinions. Just some simple questions if you can answer them. What do you think the hetalia fandom values within its community members? What are some symbols that mean things to you as a part of this fandom? What are your favorite fan fictions and why? What’s been your experience in the community? When did the 2P! part of the fandom pop up? And finally, have any of you got any options on the common themes throughout APH fan-fiction of immortality, heretical ethics, family, and mental illness? 

France’s Ego

I love it when this fandom gives characters ego’s, but I’ve been sort of disappointed with France’s one. Everyone always talks about how egotistical he is about is looks, or raising other countries, or maybe the wars. But what I want to see it France being a little gremlin. Because fun fact, France was the first European country to re-build and re-plan their cities in the wake of urbanization. France literally rebuilt Paris from eh ground up to add larger streets, rows of trees, public parks, and boulevards. 

So I want to see France hold it over Englands head that during the second industrial revolution, that even while England was revolutionizing germ theory, France started the trend of re-planning cities to accolade more people, and that the rest of Europe followed France’s lead. 

I want France to talk to Italy about architecture near England to just rub it in his face that he didn’t think of re-planning the cities first, I just France to have a legitimate win that he can be egotistical about, something he did that bettered the world. Yeah he’s pretty, yeah he was on the winning side of both world wars, but he also esstainly started the trend of not living in overcrowded cities. 

Denmark and Prussia

I want there to be more head cannons between Denmark and Prussia, but more of how their friendship came around. Most people seem to have some sort of head cannon surrounding the Seven Years War, or Prussia’s and Austri’a relationship, but there is less of this between Denmark and Prussia, despite having a similar conflict! 

The Schleswig-Holstein conflict was between the Kingdom of Prussia and Denmark over the southern part of modern Denmark(I think, my map skills ain’t the best). They even had war over the territory, so what if their relationship is influenced by that?

I don’t think they’d have the frenemies (kind way to phrase it) relationship between Prussia and Austria, but I feel like they would have a more aggressive-like relationship. Since they're part of the awesome trio together, I feel like they would constantly try to one up each other, to prove either one could have won the war, or taken the territory. 

Just friendly, stupid competitions. Drinking too much, random parkour, lifting, hitting things. You know, the works.   

uhm everyone is asking on your straw page but I can't find it so I'm asking here🤑 could you maybe draw more prucan....you draw them so peak 😿😿😸😸if yer not taking requests ignore this

really love canpru trully mostly because a crack ship being somthing so popular brings me severe amounts of joy. also prussia being really annoying is my favorite side of him ok.

apologies im answering this like. a month late. i decided to keep my strawpage link on twt only because since tumblr already has an anon feature i get a bit overwhelmed with dealing with 2 sources of this stuff in one site. nervously looks at everything i got unanswered. uh. if i dont reply to you its not personal i just forget and then its too awkward to come back after its time is due😢

OHHHHHHHHHHHH~

ENGLAND

ENGLAAAND

YOU'RE SO BEATIFUL 

Watch the video: {x} Do it.

Пруссия - Калининградская область, окда.

рискнула типа

Translation: "Beilschmidt Ludwig, mafia man"

Okay hear me out

I’ve been working in this for a few days now and I want someone’s opinion

A Higurashi-Hetalia au fanfic where Canada snaps cuz of how his family (and essentially everyone else) gives him shit and he pulls a Shion and goes on a bloodbath.

Another America Hetalia Headcanon @musicalyeetreblr encouraged me to post:

If America had son, he would name him after Davie and try his absolute hardest give him the happiest childhood possible. However, once this kid reaches his teen years, he’d have an extremely rebellious phase and foster a strong hatred for his dad. America would be absolutely heartbroken because he named this kid after someone he loved deeply and instead he’s been met with rejection. It’s as if he’s become distant to Davie all over again.

oh mein gyatt

Hetalia Headcanon: America can speak French and does so without much hassle when he needs to. However this rarely if ever happens because France and Canada absolutely hate it. He speaks Louisiana French specifically, which sounds so foreign and divergent to the both of them, meaning they think America’s French is crappy and inferior to their own.

IRL side note from someone who actually studies Linguistics:

No dialect is naturally superior to another. People are just discriminatory assholes

Spamano

SEE THOSE TWO IMAGES GO HAND IN HAND

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Think fast chucklenuts

*Shoots you 53 times*

POV: The current state of Hetalia

here you go ✌️✌️ hope you enjoy it

Hi guys, huge request. Can anyone of you please hypnotize themselves into drawing Romano blowing a kiss with a red face tsundere style. I need it more than oxygen, it can also be half assed. I swear to god I will put that shit in my wallet and frame it in my room.

Giug out

got reminded of this old gem today and it was too funny to waste it

i did the thing :) yay

nyo america... nyo america sit on my face and break my neck maybe... 🤤🤤

WHY AM I CRYING??

–Treu auf Tod und Leben.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠHoly Roman Empire.

1/4 FIFA Cup!

Drew the three sillies! X3

i don't draw side profiles often but it turned out pretty good! :3

Bonus Gerita sketches/doodles!

Hetalia is deadass the reason why i'm slowly learning to draw men better lol

First was Emo! Italy, then there was Raver! Germany, now there is

JIRAI KEI! JAPAN!

I hope i did the jirai kei style justice (especially since idk much about it except that it originated from Kabukichō)

TW: implied drug usage

First it was Emo! Italy, now it's Raver! Germany!

I wonder what he has in that water bottle ᐖ

Ik this is kinda bad and he looks a bit off, but i was in a rush to finish this before my energy ran out + i didn't use a reference for anything (which tbh i do often and should probably use references more) (;O;)

oh also idk how to draw men (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Hyperfixation be hyperfixating as per usual :3

England screaming "YOU TIT" at America in the Christmas special is probably on of my favorite scenes lmao

Why does the fandom never talk about the fact that some of the official merchandise is literally the most random shit like why would I want a Hetalia ottoman pouffe

planning to prank Alfred.

кулєги, ширте, Хеталія жива в Україні!