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I just felt the need to share this.
My brain has been so fucking rotted, that yesterday when I was in one of my classes, the teacher said we needed to grab colored pencils.
I grabbed a green and orange pencil bc bkdk right?
I walk back over to my tablemate and-
HE FUCKING LOOKS AT ME AND GOES
“BakuDeku slime?”
WHAT THW FUCK.
And so the two of us sat there like total nerds making bkdk references while I did my Deku impression.
I was crying with laughter while he just laughed and begged me to stop.
Anyways bkdk ig ❇️✴️
Writing Prompt:
In a world where what gods you believe in decide your afterlife, you, an atheist, end up stuck in limbo while multiple gods try to win you over.
Guys this is lowkey addicting
TJANK YKU ALL SO MUCH FOR 1000 LIKES :DDD KM SO HAPPY AAHHH
HaveJoel as that useless ass saiki plush i slam against my wall
This has happened about 10 times already. what the hell, brain-
STARSCREAMS
TFA: *complaining about Megatron* -The only good thing he has going for him is his flight- and even THAT is atrocious-
TFP: *Nodding along*
G1: Flight? Your Megatron can fly??
TFA:...? Yes?
TFP: So's mine. Why? Can your Megatron not fly?? What's his alt mode? A tank??
G1: No, a GUN
TFA AND TFP:......A-a gun...???
G1: *Nods*
TFP:....Wait...how does that work..??? Can he shoot himself???
G1: No
TFA: Can he move??? Like- at all??
G1: No
TFP:...So..what's the point?? not like anyone can use him if he turns into a gun given his overall height and weight-
G1: He shrinks
TFP:...he...shrinks? As in- into a normal-sized gun???
G1: *Nods*
TFP:...How does that even work-?!
TFA:...The more I hear about your universe the more I'm thankful that I don't live in it....
(You can tell when I started becoming lazy lolololol)
“Long day?”
Ft: K. Bakugo, I. Midoriya, H. Sero, D. Kaminari, E. Kirishima, S. Todoroki, And H. Shinsou
Warnings: None, SFW!! MDNI.
Summary: You had a long day, And you need your boyfriend!
Note: This is my first smau, Requests are open :p
I made a whole page of MHA doodles featuring the League, INCLUDING My C.Ai Oc Yatsuhashi (totally not cringey lmao)
BTW like trigger warning for blood and like- one scene with a death but it's nothing super duper graphic. just Toga being Toga and a scene from a dramatic bot i rped with (down there vv)
[Zoom up of some sections of the images]
Here's some of my personal favourites I drew:
(warning for Toga beng Toga aka Toga covered in B L 0 0 D)
Dabi: I'm not paid enough for this..
Toga, covered head to toe in blood: You're getting paid?
FULL PAGE of my Oc Yatsuhashi. lil description; he was raised with Tomura under AFO when he was 5 (because the man couldn't stop kidnapping children) and is basically the younger brother of Tomura.
he's like- the 'certified mega-hacker' of the group who's whole job is to like.... hack stuff, research heros, and uh.. be a nuisence to society.
His quirk is called 'RUPTURE' and he wears lil artist gloves so he doesn't accidentally blow something up. (Tomura's gaming mouses are an exception)
Yatsuhashi: ever heard of chapstick?
Tomura: ...
Yatsuhashi: amazing invention.
so Shigaraki's name in Kanji is (死 し 柄 がら 木 き 弔 とむら), which I found funny cause- like imagine he has to write that out every time.
I dunno, Just thought it was funny
also you got a lil Yatsuhashi & Kurogiri moment down there lmao-
I love DRawing Shigaraki in scenecore, I don't know why!! just- he's perfect! he's got the daddy issues, and the daddy issues. also drawing him in Scene is just so fun. honestly, Drawing scene is just fun in general
also, (sort of) Goth dabi is canonical You cannot tell me otherwise- LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THIS GOTHIC MAN.
also,
my personal favourite;
Dabi: Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Dabi: nah.
Dabi: Keigo Fried Chicken.
He's such a asshole I love it.
aaanyways that's all the drawings I got for today, like I said, more to come!! :DDD
hope yah enjoyed
An AU where we're already besties with our favourite magic man, MonSolo! (Obviously, crack ensues)
MC: *gets summoned* Yo, wtf-
Diavolo: Hello, MC! Welcome to Devildom!
MC: ....
Lucifer: Are you so shocked that you can't speak? Well, it's fine. I-
MC: *feels pockets and frowns* Where's my phone?
Lucifer: Ah, about that, actually-
MC: No, actually, why the hell am I here?
Lucifer: You're here to-
MC: Don't you know it's illegal to kidnap me?
Diavolo: Uh, I-
MC: I want- no, I NEED to go back. Now.
Lucifer: *annoyed* Already annoying, I see...
*****
MC: *wandering around RAD*
???: Excuse me, but-
MC: *turns around and widens eyes* Sol?!
Solomon: MC?! Wait, so you're the other human exchange student?!
MC: And... You're the magic dude those demons were talking about?!
Solomon: Well...
MC: Well, say no less, you magic man! C'mere! *hugs Solomon tightly*
Solomon: *laughs and hugs back* Good God, MC. It's been so long since I last saw you.
MC: Bitch, same.
Solomon & MC: *laughs and starts walking together*
Asmodeus, watching everything from afar: I didn't know MC and Solomon were already friends.
Lucifer: *sighs* I can sense chaos between them.
Asmodeus: *smirks* I got another one.
Lucifer: Don't you dare.
Toji SMAU - When love was always there.
Chapter 2 - Bait and Burn
Summary: You see him again on your first day of college. Fuck. Toji Zenin has been the bane of your existence since your first day of kindergarten. Over the 15 years you’ve had the “pleasure” of knowing him, he’s made it his personal mission to make your life a living hell. From chopping off your hair in kindergarten to pushing you into a pond on your first day of high school, Toji has done it all. You’d always thought he would choose a college far away from you, but as it has always been, fate came to kick your ass. Hard.
{chapter 1} ; {next}
warnings: cursing, sexual language
AN: shoko might be ooc in this. don’t really care. she’s my burnt out med student queeeeen.
so uh...got distracted from something else I was working on a reddit break...I found a comment about Ohma Zi-O going shopping for eggs alright I couldn’t resist!!! sorry for bad quality, I posted it on reddit first and since I’m using a different device to use tumblr on I had to save it from there and that’s why it looks weird
[context if you are wondering: quarantine and not being able to go outside but the riders are surely able to since the suits have gotta be sealed like a hazmat suit and they immediately thought of Ohma Zi-O going emergency grocery shopping]
Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do
Nezu: hmm?
Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta
I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:
Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.
Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”
Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”
Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Midoriya: but I heard a siren.
Tsu: That was Iida screaming.
Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it
Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?
Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.
Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.
“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa
Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗
Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.
Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Tatters: Th-the test results came in. I'm sorry...y-you are diagnosed...with Furry.
Web:
Web: ...What's a furry?
I'm back with more Shuraiya content! Obviously Sabo too <3
I'm very proud of the Shuraiya on the Bottom right, i don't have a good relationship with anatomy as you can see.
You'll see mistakes in it but i'm trying to improve, be patient.
I have no idea why the image quality is so bad, help!
Shuraiya thinking about his boyfriend! sooo cute
I've found a new brush and i love it!!
His hair took me a while, appreciate it >:D
See ya <3
I present you this.
Explanations: non, only a source of my inspiration:
For those of you who have read “How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto” by @darkpetal16 (fucking read it if you haven’t), I have a fic proposition for y’all!
Something happens, I don’t know what. Maybe Sakura or Naruto fucks around with a seal. Maybe the Goggle Gods do something. Don’t know, don’t care, something happens. But Team 7 (and maybe others) end up in the OG universe. It’s fucking chaos.
What if the reason MXTX doesn’t give SVSSS more content is because she knows the horrors we will unleash upon the normal people. Take, for example, our beloved Skin Creatures.
She’s keeping a lid on us so we don’t scare the populace.
But never fear my beloved weirdos, we will one day breach containment!