Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it
Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?
I think that to truly love someone, you need to allow half of your soul to live in another body. I think that's beautiful.
Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Damian: good night tree
Damian: good night ghosts only i can see
Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
*Later*
Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?
Jason, walks around a corner:
Dick:*Screams*
Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.
Jason: he is
Dick: what?
Jason: what?
Okay so imagine that izuku meets aizawa early on and then grows up with dadzawa because he is a vigilante. Eventually gets adopted. He sneaks off and saves eri. Eri becomes part of the fam. Katsuki is izukus bf and essentially becomes like a brother to eri too.
baku and eri is inspired by actual people i saw on the train btw there was a dude head to toe in black but wearing a bright colorful butterfly bracelet with plastic beads and he was with his little sister decked out in pinks and yellows and it was wholesome as hell
Steph: got concussed to the point of now having brain damage but her parents didn't believe her so she ignored it until she fell down 2 flights of stairs because she had no coordination as a result of brain damage.
Duke: broke his hand and walked to the hospital then got chased by the police wondering why they were out late. They got to the hospital, and he had two too many bones in it because two of then snapped in half.
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts
Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again
Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse
Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars
Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase
Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in
I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"
id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.
Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Midoriya: but I heard a siren.
Tsu: That was Iida screaming.
Katsuki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Izuku: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Katsuki: No! Four to five seconds! Izuku: Too late!!!
I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.
Parents got confused and chose traumatised, mentally ill, disaster pansexual daughter who keeps watching bluey instead of coping
Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping