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Aghck, no, Shallan is too nasally. I like Veil and Radiant, but Shallan is… aaagggh….. nooooooo..,,
AH!!! THE VOICE ACTORS ARE DIFFERENT!!!! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY!!!! I- they’re trying and they’re good, but also they’re DIFFERENT and that’s BAD
AH!!! THE VOICE ACTORS ARE DIFFERENT!!!! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY!!!! I- they’re trying and they’re good, but also they’re DIFFERENT and that’s BAD
Started Rhythm of War, and…
What the FUCK Gavilar is the WORST. I didn’t expect him to be this AWFUL. When everyone talked about him changing I expected it to be in the Dalinar style of defying Voran ideals, not… this horrific, narcissistic monstrosity. I am so happy he was stabbed.
Oh my God??? The Dawnshard gave Rysn the Breath???????? There’s truly just so much Warbreaker in this series.
Dawnshard time!!!
The Sleepless are soooooo coooooollllllllll!!!!!! Yes yes yes bugggsssss
Stormlight Archives Spoilers
Hmmm… the Fourth Ideal, something Kaladin cannot say… if we look at the themes of his story so far, it’s probably something like “I will protect only those I can”. Kaladin has always struggled with accepting that he can’t save EVERYONE, because he is just… too compassionate, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s crippling his ability to act, to save anyone. I expect Rhythm of War is gonna have a lot of Kaladin brooding
You. Cannot. Have. My. Pain.
Now the big question… which God did Humanity bring with them… On one hand, Honor is their sponsor and seemed to have loved them, but in the other… well, their homeland was totally destroyed, and that seems to me like how Odium rolls.
Oh that’s Vivenna.
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Okay Googled her to see what she looked like again and got confirmation on accident lmfao. Hellllllll yes, so she managed to awaken a sword fully? Proud of her! Suuuuper curious what her command was!!! Aaaaa this is so exciting.
When you look at Dalinar as a man, in his entirety, he is the perfect Bondsmith. His Honor and Passion mediated by Growth and Understanding. Were Odium not the enemy, Dalinar could have - probably would have - been able to be sponsored by all three gods of Roshar????
Seriously, looking at the Oathbringer flashbacks, this man must have had Odium kicking his feet. He charmed Cultivation and well- literally is chosen by Honor.
Mmmm…. Elhokar death flags. He’s too likable. I think I’m starting to see the patterns and I don’t know if this is good or not.
SHALLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH YOU THAT’S NOT HOW YOU RESPOND TI BEING SHOT IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THR FUCK
Oh Dalinar you didn’t, did you. Please tell me you didn’t.
Stormlight Spoilers
Hmmm…. Okay so I have a weird theory stuck in my head. It’s- bad and doesn’t make sense, especially because Renarin has already demonstrated a traditional Surge, but: While reading, I keep getting the vibe that Renarin’s spren bond is wrong. I don’t fully understand why, but I keep thinking he’s perhaps bonded to a renegade void spren.
The numbers in Words of Radiance were ABSOLUTELY done by Renarin. I don’t doubt it for a second. I’m so confident about this. But… well we know the two surges of the Truthwatchers, and future prediction was NOT one of them. Beyond that, when Shallan is fighting the Unmade in Urithiru, it mentions trying to take Pattern’s place, which all but STATES non-Radiant spren can form bonds with humans… ergo, it’s feasible for Renarin to have bonded one of the Void Spren, which would facilitate the future stuff!
Anywho, that’s that! I think it’s likely I’m wrong, but could be interesting!
Teft… he is so… I… what a tragic, beautiful man…
Oathbringer Stormlight Spoilers
I really like how the chapter headers sort of trick you into thinking the book is by Jasnah, before you start learning more and more about Dalinar.
Biggest problem with this liveblog is that I get random, unprotected spoilers for shit that happens later in the series. Like seriously guys what the fuck please don’t just…. Ugh whatever.
It’s fantastic how much I hate young Dalinar while loving old Dalinar
Adolin, here and now, more than anyone else in the series, you are truly radiant.
Ahhhh, Nightblood, it’s been a bit since I’ve read Warbreaker. I’ve missed you, buddy. The absolute lunatic that you are.
Words of Radiance Spoilers
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FUCK WAIT ESHONAI DIES????
NO THAT’S NOT. WHAT NO STOP SHE COULD BE FIXED. NOOO!!!!!!
YEAH FUCK YOU AMARAM YOU FILTHY CUCK
“Truth is, I like Adolin. Those two are good for each other. Maybe I can hate that.”
Ohoho~? And why now would you hate that, dear Kaladin? Do you - perhaps - want them to both be lovey-dovey with you too?
You know when a bastard shows up in a Brandon Sanderson book he’s about to be the single coolest man in the entire series. There’s something about the concept of a man torn between two worlds that inspires Sanderson to absolutely cook.
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES
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SHALLAN SINGS HER FATHER THEIR LULLABY AS SHE CHOKES HIM TO DEATH????
THAT’S SO FUCKED IT’S SO FUCKED BRANDON WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD YOU
I love Shallan and Kaladin so much I love the way they bicker so much they’re the most clever stupid people I’ve ever seen
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh Kaladiiiiinnnn you were so cool don’t. Stop. Don’t let your grudge fuck everything up. Please. Fuck, man just. Just stop.
“Honor is dead, but I’ll see what I can do.”
KAAALLAAAADDDIIIIIINNNNN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Yikes yikes yikes. Adolin you should read more genie stories. PLEASE be more specific with your wording. The fae would have a field day with this himbo.