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Aaahhhh, Eugenics. My least favorite part of this series.
Wayne looks like Junkrat send post
“The Lord Mistborn” makes me think Elend… but no, he and Vin didn’t have any kids, neither did Kelsier. Mmmmm…. I have no idea what the hell this could be in reference to.
I hope this absolute lunatic woman who showed up with a 20 page contract about the terms of a prospective engagement with strict regulations about how much public lovey-dovey time they spend together becomes a main character. Please Sazed, I’m begging you. Work whatever powers those funny mists gave you to let her stick around. She’s insane and I need more.
I have a gut instinct telling me this butler character is gonna be a highlight. His sass. His attitude. His barely constrained urge to strangle Wax… It’s beautiful.
Wax just shotgun jumped. 10/10. I fear Brandon Sanderson may have peaked.
okay, Rhythm of War: Complete. That book was awesome.
I’m really worried about Taravangian!Odium, but… well, it could end up fine, maybe. I think I’m gonna detour into Mistborn Era 2 now. I’ve been in the Stormlight Archives for a very long time, so a smaaaallll break to read a five book series is in order :P
Hope you guys stick around for that liveblog as well <3
oh!!! Eeee!!!! A Seon!!!!! Elantris reference oh my god!!!!!!
Okay so this is Pain Book: The Book That Makes You Feel Pain
I. What. I. No. There’s no way he. I. What. That couldn’t have. No. What. What. What. What.
Teft… he is so… I… what a tragic, beautiful man…
“I am death itself, Defeated One, and I have finally caught up to you.”
Kaladin the MAN that you are. You are so angsty in the best possible way. You make me feel like a middle school girl obsessed with Sasuke and I am NOT ASHAMED
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THAT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD
I’m on early Rhythm of War, no one spoil future stuff!!!
I’m genuinely baffled what the hell Shallan is suppressing that could possibly be worse than what she already remembers. Like. What. What the fuck. How.
No seriously Shallan chill the fuck out what the fuck. You’re becoming self-indulgently self-hating, gah, Shallan
P…. Pattern… I don’t think I can handle this. What the fuck.
Ah!!! So neat. Brando Sando has such an excellent grasp on the ability convey character through dialogue. The ink spren talk in definites. “It is.” “This was.” “They are.” Most sentences are structured around a being verb of some kind.
This conveys their nature as beings of logic and fact… so easily?? He doesn’t need to go on and elaborate it, it’s just naturally conveyed!!!
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Looks around
Navani and Raboniel should ki- well… hm… they should hold each other and be very close but I like Dalinar and Navani too much.
You know actually I’m on Pattern’s side now. Shallan’s being an asshole and needs to talk to him.
P…. Pattern… I don’t think I can handle this. What the fuck.
If Raboniel isn’t lying about her motives it’ll be the biggest plot twist in the entire series
Stormlight Archives Spoilers
Eshonai would have been an amazing Bondsmith, what the fuck. We missed out so badly with her it’s genuinely making me sad.
In the voice of the JJK Narrator
They were all defeated, except - of course - Kaladin Stormblessed.
P…. Pattern… I don’t think I can handle this. What the fuck.
They call him Adolin “I’ll fight as many at once as I have to” Kholin. Genuinely what the fuck. What the fuck do they put in this man’s food. He never even considered the fact he could lose. It- oh my God.
I’m getting really good at stopping myself partway through a Stormlight Tumblr post to check the tags and like, perfect-parry Spoilers
I’m on early Rhythm of War, no one spoil future stuff!!!
I’m genuinely baffled what the hell Shallan is suppressing that could possibly be worse than what she already remembers. Like. What. What the fuck. How.
Rhythm of War/Mistborn Era One Spoilers
I- wait. Is. Is the Shard in the Interludes. Is that. Is that fuckin SAZED.
AAAAAAAAA ADOLIN IS UNWILLING TO BECOME A RADIANT BECAUSE HE BELIEVES HE CAN HELP HIS SHARDBLADE RECOVER!!!!! AAAAAAAA HE’S SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME AND I LOVE HIM AND I BELIEVE IN HIM.
Knowing who Zahel is while watching him spar Kaladin without his powers feels like bullying, actually.
Ooohhhhhh my God the One of Husks not believing Kaladin could have possibly not used any Stormlight. This is so good.
Kaladin feels actively nerfed when not using his Radiant powers it’s genuinely insane.
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Looks around
…Kaladin and Leshwi should kiss
Rhythm of War spoilers
THEY MADE AN AIRSHIP???? THAT’S SO COOL!!! THAT’S SO SO SO SO COOL!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA