“Truth Is, I Like Adolin. Those Two Are Good For Each Other. Maybe I Can Hate That.”

MY GLORIOUS KING HOID WITH THE DEUS EX CHARACTER REVELATION STORY!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOO

My friends look to me for insightful character analysis and detailed media literacy. I can’t let them know most of that is me feverishly trying to justify my shit taste in fictional people.

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES

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SHALLAN SINGS HER FATHER THEIR LULLABY AS SHE CHOKES HIM TO DEATH????

THAT’S SO FUCKED IT’S SO FUCKED BRANDON WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD YOU

Real

I’m reading Words of Radiance and the beef between Kaladin and Adolin is everything to me. I want them to make out.

spider-ladies

I also went ahead and drew my 5e character, Solace! I gave them a whole new haircut and re-placed their scars and such! I think they look pretty great!

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Looks around

…Kaladin and Leshwi should kiss

I’M A FUCKING GENIUS.

Stormlight Spoilers

Hmmm…. Okay so I have a weird theory stuck in my head. It’s- bad and doesn’t make sense, especially because Renarin has already demonstrated a traditional Surge, but: While reading, I keep getting the vibe that Renarin’s spren bond is wrong. I don’t fully understand why, but I keep thinking he’s perhaps bonded to a renegade void spren.

The numbers in Words of Radiance were ABSOLUTELY done by Renarin. I don’t doubt it for a second. I’m so confident about this. But… well we know the two surges of the Truthwatchers, and future prediction was NOT one of them. Beyond that, when Shallan is fighting the Unmade in Urithiru, it mentions trying to take Pattern’s place, which all but STATES non-Radiant spren can form bonds with humans… ergo, it’s feasible for Renarin to have bonded one of the Void Spren, which would facilitate the future stuff!

Anywho, that’s that! I think it’s likely I’m wrong, but could be interesting!

Well okay now she just stripped in the middle of the streets while doing her best Creation Spren impression, so I think the brain damage did in fact happen.

SHALLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH YOU THAT’S NOT HOW YOU RESPOND TI BEING SHOT IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THR FUCK

Absolutely love when inspiration to write strikes so I end up doing it until the point of complete exhaustion and physical pain.