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I have yet to watch cobra kai season 6 part 3 but I have to ask, is the ending satisfactory? Does it do the main characters justice?

Feel free to give your thoughts in the comments, I don't mind spoilers.

This comment on YouTube sums it up perfectly

Don't you just love it when lazy writing ruins your favourite show..🙂

As if they haven't done enough

Leave my babies alone god dammit!

But seriously haven't they done enough, the leaks, if true(probably are), only show lazy writing, producing a lazy finale.

Mischaracterizing almost all of the characters, an unnecessary SA plot line (especially since they most likely won't adress it), trying to convince me that some scenes happened when they didn't.

if one of the two ships or even both are not endgame, where do we go form here? Like no romance? I wouldn't mind it, but that means that all of those ship related scenes in the past seasons meant nothing? ( just like robby's scene about him being no. 2 always and how he hates it, will probably mean nothing,sorry I just can't get over how bad that was. )

Sorry if this doesn't make sense I am just writing what I feel.

Fuck the cobra kai writers.

I will now live in my own version of cobra kai in my head, where everything actually make sense, with coherent writing.

:3:3:3:3:3

With the recent leaks of part 3 of the sixth season of Cobra Kai, I learned that we should not create expectations about the script of a series that prioritizes fan favoritism in some characters to the detriment of a good, satisfactory and coherent narrative outcome for other characters.

What was the point of writing these scenes for Robby? Apparently, the purpose of these scenes was just to create expectations that would never be met. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#Robby deserved better

Guess who is losing their shit (not in a good way) about more cobra kai season 6 part 3 leaks?

Haven't done that in a while..

You are just like me fr🫂

if i had a nickel for every time my fav male character from my fav show has a sad backstory mostly due to having a shitty dad, and later ends up with a much younger half sister, i’d have two nickels. which IS a lot bc this is oddly specific lmao.

Cobra kai season 6 part 3 leaks up ahead

So, uhhh I saw a leaked picture on YouTube of all places of the score, it was miguel vs axel..

So uh? What happened to robby..?

No seriously according to almost everyone working on this show, the finale will tie everything, every character will get somewhat of a closure, but at this point I really can't see a closure for robby's character.

They set up these scenes where he is mad about being number two just to knock him out of the charts, not even number two anymore if he loses to axel. He is not even a player at this point.

According to the leak I saw, miguel is leading with 27 - 7 against axel,which means that he probably knocked him out.

Which is wild!

And for all the miguel fans, I know he is amazing and probably the best fighter and deserves to win the sekai taikai and all that, but my point of concern is how they will end robby's story.

A boy who basically has no future beyond this point, a boy whose last chance at something is the sekai taikai. I can't see how Robby gets a good ending if all the roads they have given him are being cut off.

Ignore any mistakes I made I wrote this while in a daze after seeing the leak.

Unfortunately support had other plans (everyone on the team except robby plans apparently)

asking for a friend but is the support in the room with us right now?

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE! TURN IT UP!

Jokes aside, this is amazing oh my god, where have you been all my life 🙂

Hypothetical Cobra Kai Musical Songs (Season 1)

What is Cobra Kai was or had a Musical? Well, this is what I think a couple of the songs in Season 1 would be like.

As someone who views the beginning of the show as both Johnny and Daniel being the main characters, the first song of the hypothetical musical should definitely be a duet between them. However, since the show was known for being 'The Johnny Spinoff' in it's earlier seasons, I think it's fitting that Daniel's POV comes first, an upbeat, piano and ukulele heavy section with generally happy themes. About 75% through Daniel's section, it transitions to a commercial for his autoshop where he sings about his great deals and awesome ethical code and it's all going gre-

And then the TV shuts off and we see Johnny's reflection in the screen. We get a bitter, guitar-heavy section of Johnny ranting about how his life has gone completely downhill ever since that one tournament. It goes until the chorus kicks in, where Daniel and Johnny sing their sections together and it ends with the lines, "And it's all uphill/downhill...from here." Obviously the song would be called From Here.

Next, I'm thinking a Miguel and Johnny duet of Miguel trying to convince Johnny to teach him karate after he saved him from Kyler. Think if My Superhero Movie (TTGTTM) and The Other Side (TGS) had a lovechild. Miguel starts singing about how he can make him strong and then Johnny cuts in about how karate ruined his life and that Miguel is better off just not drawing attention to himself. It ends with Johnny yelling at Miguel to fuck off and Miguel does, well, fuck off. The song would be called What You Could Make Me.

The next song is admittedly somewhat odd to place here but it's a Demetri solo called Under The Radar, basically about how it's better for social outcasts like them to stick to themselves and while he could yearn for something bigger, he finds that time better spent studying for MIT, building models, basically nerd stuff. I'm not entirely sure what it would sound like, but I think it would have some Daft Punk style tech motifs. I also just think it would be funny if Demetri was the first character to get a solo. It shouldn't be more than a minute and a half long though.

Next is a Kyler Villain Song (that sentence feels so wrong to type). It's basically the inverse of Under The Radar where it's basically Kyler just bragging about being tough and popular and saying how nerds like Miguel can't even hope to step up to gods like him. Just Kyler riding an ego high for two minutes. I'd call it Hopeless.

Then, a Miguel solo. It would take place after Carmen forbids him from training with Johnny. It'd be similar to How Far I'll Go except with Spanish guitars and drums. It'd definitely have aspects of What You Could Make Me, Hopeless, and Under the Radar in there. It'd be called Break The Cycle and the chorus would always start with 'If I could break the cycle' until the last one where it's 'When I break the cycle'.

The next song is a song for my glorious ki-Robby, I mean Robby. It would take place when Johnny goes to confront him at his mom's house when he's hanging out with his scumbag friends. It's basically an alternative rock song about how Johnny blew his chance to actually be a father to him so he better not pretend to care now. It would be similar to Hell is Forever from Hazbin Hotel, especially with Robby's friends providing background vocals and how it would end with Robby literally throwing Johnny out of the apartment. This song would be called Second Chances Don't Exist.

The next song takes place when Daniel visits Miyagi's grave, where he considers Amanda's words about being an asshole for raising the rent. It's about how much Cobra Kai's hurt him but he's lost himself in his trauma and shit like that. I guess it can be called I've Lost Myself or something like that. Honestly, not to sure on that name so consider it a placeholder.

Next up, a Hawk solo. This song is, and I'm not joking, just Let It Go from Frozen. It's about Eli's transition into Hawk, starting with him lamenting about his status and vulnerability before resolving to make a change and become a different version of himself, craft a new persona, spread his wings and become The Hawk. I'd call it Flip The Script.

Up next is a song about Daniel training Robby through the unconventional ways of Mister Miyagi, think Warrior of the Mind from Epic The Musical except less intense and with some flutes and drums. It would be Daniel heavy but Robby would have a few lines about how all this training sucks and he feels like it's just a way to make him do chores. That is until he sees the progress he's made thanks to the training and the final chorus is a full on duet between the two. Idk what this song would be called so feel free to suggest any names.

Then, definitely a love duet between Miguel and Sam, I don't actually have an example to compare it to so this section will be short as hell. I don't have a name for it either lmao.

Next, you know that scene in the junkyard of Johnny training the new Cobras? Turning it into a song. It would be if You've Got The Touch and Make A Man Out Of You did a fusion dance, and it would most likely be a Johnny solo. It would also be an inverse of the Daniel-Robby song from earlier. I'd call it something like Pain is Progress. (Not very sure on this name either).

The season would end with a reprise of From Here, with Daniel and Johnny both thinking about their respective victories and losses in the tournament, Daniel reassuring Robby that his second place trophy while Johnny laments about having misled his students and driven his son further away. The reprise would end with Kreese literally appearing in the dojo and singing the last line. Alright, so, since I don't want this to be too long and Cobra Kai is a VERY long series, I'm going to do one of these for each season. And they split Season 6 into parts for some reason, each part will have it's own post. @queen-cobra now you can stop RUSHING ME (jkjk)

I am still waiting:3

Okay but like, I’ve been thinking about what if Cobra Kai was/had a musical and the only songs I can think of are for Robby.

Either I’m Robby-pilled or he just has the most interesting life out of all of them…probably both.

Anyways, lmk if you wanna hear my hypothetical song ideas for a hypothetical Cobra Kai musical

You know, I just realised that the reason I defend robby so much, especially in the aspect of his father being there (at least in the past season or two) but not really doing anything for robby, is because Johnny reminds me of my father.

My father is here,unlike Johnny he never left, but for some reason we have no connection most of the time, he supports my siblings just fine and asks them about stuff, but he rarely does it with me.

This is a random personal lore drop lol.

(of course my relationship with my father is more complicated than what I wrote here, and better than the one robby and Johnny share, but there are aspects that remind me of my own relationship with my father.)

I can't even believe they made him do that.

Like DEMETRI? THE GUY WHO LITERALLY CALLS HIS GIRLFRIEND HIS GOLDEN GODDESS? THE GUY WHOSE CONFIDENCE TO HAVE A CHANCE AT GOING TO THE SEKAI TAIKAI CAME FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND?

I actually don't how they made him cheat? Like damn that is one hell of a stupid way to ruin a relationship, I swear, do these writers know any other ways to ruin relationships other than cheating.

honestly the more i think about it, the more i realize that demetri cheating was never about being ooc or not, it was just stupid to ruin a good relationship. most of the binary bfs shippers were prob happy, but within canon it just made no sense, turned demetri from a likable bitch, into a dislikable bitch bc there is no excusing cheating in my books. it’s like the show wanted us to hate demetri by making him a cheater and having him yap about MIT 24/7. nice try writers, but i ignore stupid things (DEMETRI CHEATING) in canon

also he literally worshipped yasmine?? who uses “goddess” as a petname and cheats on that person lmfao. and it’s not like he even went to date eli after, it was just some random ass girl like tell me what was the point of that 😫

I was going to write another rant about robby keene and how mistreated he is (I actually wrote 1/4 of it ) but then tumblr deleted some of it and I lost motivation so yeah

You are all spared for today

I read denial as Daniel...

Cobra kai has taken way too much space in my brain

the five stages of grief: writer's edition

denial: "this draft is amazing. no need for edits. it’s practically perfect as is." you’re so confident that you close the document for the day, smiling like you’ve just discovered the next great american novel (or swedish, or british, whatever). plot hole? who is she?

anger: "why did i ever think this was good? this is garbage. i am garbage. my characters are flat, my dialogue is cringe, and my prose sounds like a robot swallowed a thesaurus and threw up on the page." rage-quit the doc and go aggressively scroll pinterest for "writing inspiration" that you will never use.

bargaining: "if i fix this one scene, the whole thing will click into place. i just need to write one more subplot, maybe five more chapters, a quick rewrite of the entire ending, and then it'll be fine. totally manageable." queue up 17 youtube videos on "how to fix your plot" that you play in the background while staring at your ceiling.

depression: "i will never finish this book. it’s doomed. i’m doomed. why do i even write? who let me have ideas?!" lay dramatically on your bed, considering taking up knitting or rock collecting instead. cry a little over how your characters deserve a better writer.

acceptance: "this is the best i can do right now, and that’s okay. i’ll take a break, come back with fresh eyes, and remember why i love this stupid, broken story." suddenly, your MC whispers something brilliant, and you're like wait… maybe i'm a genius after all.

and the cycle begins again. writing is a joy.

So yeah hayden is totally out of line and even his creator bestie (as the person who tweeted this put it) thinks so.

So not all creators are acting clueless ig, but they need to address it in part three else this will be very shitty, and robby would have been wronged in one of the worst ways possible. (I also don't get the point of having the SA rape plot line like we could have done without it)

Credits to @YEOPOP on twitter

Robby and tory dancing to In your eyes in season 4 episode 8, lives in my mind rent free.

You know robby's and tory's themes (keenry4ever and keenry on ice) make me so emotional for no reason.

Like why do I want to cry every time I hear them play 🥹🥹🥹

Omg please yes!

This man has too much screen time, and he is using all of it to make me anxious.

Can somebody take Cobra Kai showrunner Hayden Schlossberg’s phone away rn

OH FUCK YOU

Higher quality screenshots of this scene, because I couldn't find any good ones (I am hoping the quality stays the same and that posting it doesn't ruin the quality)

The playlist is here!

@ivypendragon2

@siobhannyd

@keenrycobra

Thank you for your help:3

so I am making a keenry (robby x tory) playlist and I need song recommendations.

Feel free to explaine why you think the lyrics relate to the characters, basically go crazy with it.

Guess who saw cobra kai s6 part 3 leaks and is not happy with them..?

So according to leaks I saw, which I hope is not true

Sam doesn't fight, why I don't fucking know, a character who is so passionate about Karate, not fighting? Why?

Robby breaks his knee or gets injured in general .., my boy can't catch a fucking break.

At this point I may watch pt.3 then pretend that is not canon just like I did with the atla comics.

Also there is this pic that the leaker posted to back up that robby is injured, but the person is wearing a cobra kai gi so.., I read somewhere that they had them wear different gis during filming sometimes to confuse the people who see leaks but I dot think that is true, seems like too much work.

Just hope robby beats the injury allegations because it would be such a bitch move from the writers to treat him so dirty like this.

if some fans can justify why tory slashed sam's arm and say the brawl was all for her cheating, then why (in this essay) have we not seen worse energy thrown at zara, who deserves the absolute most for being a rapist.

This!!!! I just hope they're saving it for the final fight. I want to see Tory aggressive, rapists don't deserve any kind of mercy.

Although unfortunately I feel that they (writers) will not even recognize it as sexual assault.

so I am making a keenry (robby x tory) playlist and I need song recommendations.

Feel free to explaine why you think the lyrics relate to the characters, basically go crazy with it.