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Would anyone be interested in some House x reader x Wilson content??? I fear they're eating at my brain. House is whispering devious things through my ear and Wilson is doing nothing to stop him smh
house episode where a new male fellow has the hots for house kinda like cameron did. young and attractive like his fellows usually are. everyone and their mom knows. it gives house endless material for elaborate gay jokes, but he doesn't think the fellow is serious about it. until it's been a while and the fellow doesn't stop. house tells him he's straight, albeit flattered, in his own way. the fellow is genuinely surprised to hear that. this sends house into kind of a crisis about his possible bisexuality. wilson is incredibly interested in house's admirer and when house realizes he does actually like men, wilson is capital J jealous of the fellow. they go out once and make out a bit. wilson starts thinking he's homophobic for being unsupportive of this development, now that there's actually a possibility of house getting with this guy. house is joking when he pesters wilson about being jealous and wanting house to himself and then wilson stupidly does that stupid Oh face and his big brown eyes widen in realization. this is never discussed again
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Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days
but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side
Lil doodle I did yesterday :3
Okay but the scene (in S6 E9) where Cuddy gives House the wrong address for her thanksgiving dinner ON PURPOSE actually makes me so sad. I get that House had bad intentions but the face he makes when he shows up at the wrong address is just :(
the fact that #gregory house #james wilson #hilson and #house md are all trending rn makes me so unbelievably happy <3
yeah sherlock holmes is great and all, but what if he was an evil doctor that everyone wanted to fuck and also his name is greg?
I'm not trying to read into things that aren't there
BUT,
House md playing Delicate by Damien Rice at the end of s2 ep3 where its a slow pan outwards of House looking contemplative out a rainy window and Wilson looking at him with longing eyes while you hear the lines:
"We might kiss, when we are alone,
Nobody's watching, we might take it home"
not trying to overanalyze but this did in fact drive me insane and I fear I will never recover for the look in Wilsons eyes was devasting and filled with love
People see me with my cane and compare me to Viktor when they really should be comparing me to House.
I’m just as insufferable and even more mentally ill
And unlike Viktor, I don’t regret my attempts of ascending into godhood, I actually embrace my grandiose thoughts and ideas with open arms.
And more than that— the homoerotic relationship I have with my rival/partner will NEVER be gentle nor healthy
- Introduction
@maiascrimesecrets
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Name : - Maia.
Interest in media| House M.D - Hannibal - Cobra Kai - 13 going on 30 - Crossroads - Victorious - The Walking Dead - Good Morning Call - Brooklyn Nine-Nine, ETC.
Who I am : Haii! Helloo I’m as stated before Maia >…< little is that I write FF every once in awhile usually from random prompts that jump in my head ^^ , I enjoy doing moodboards for things I like! I’ve been obsessed with Hannibal & Hannigram for a year by now @-@.. I’m always busy atm so I won’t be a frequent poster..-^- but I do have big plans for this blog! So yeah but sorry for shortness =.=
- Maia logged off.
(also btw I’m fine with being friends with older people just don’t be weird)
This. This was houses love confession.
Throughout the whole show there have been themes of characters reflecting their problems onto patients and talking about the patient when they're actually talking about themselves.
House - the one uncomfortable with human emotions like love - making a conversation that was heading to talking about Wilsons feelings, into a joke that is even more steered towards love and whatnot.
Maybe, house just randomly decided to make a gay joke in a very tender moment before starting a treatment that might kill his best friend, you know, a moment where you might... confess something.
Or he finally said i love you without actually having to. In this essay i will-
what the hell is going on in that damn hospital
queerbaiting be like: We are the only two people on earth who can understand one another. We accept the other persons flaws instead of trying to change them like everyone else. We'll sacrifice our female relationships for each other, but thats totally fine because i lo- i mean like you as a friend haha what🤗
canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
House plots go one of two ways
Plot type A:
haha House and Wilson have a bet to see who can steal the most things from Cuddy’s office without her knowing. And also haha House gave Wilson a mysterious drug again!!
Or something like
Plot type B:
House almost killed himself operating on his own leg in his bathtub and almost met God for the 5th time
Saw this today and cracked up soooo heres some remakes
(+ a little template 😋)
Are you aware of the 2004 to 2012 iconic medical drama House MD staring Hugh Laurie well I AM... Dr House my beloved...
Well I had a dream about one of his little ducklings, chase, and he was and I quote my dream a sl*t and also a carrot.... Like WTF!!! What does that even meannnn!!!!!!
He was peeling himself with a massive peeler and he also owned a boat you had to use upside down until you got to your destination...
So yeah I dream... What do my dreams mean I wish I knew.
Yaoi-Off 2025-2: Elegy of a Broken World
I've been sick for last 5 days, so feel terrible. That's all that I can do now, idk if I like it, just some unfinished sketch
Idk what to write here (I tried to draw House too, but I need more practice)
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
i am not looking for posts about house MD but now two people i follow are posting about it - right as i started binging it
um.
h-how is this happening. did something happen to make it trend or something? how did it become the Hot Show everyone is talking about again? i just started watching it again cuz i was feeling nostalgic idk whats going on 😭
Ayo House MD fans I need help w something
Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in
I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them
Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷
Fun fact! This is what happens when you spend 20+ minutes nonstop adding pictures of Robert Sean Leonard to a Pinterest board called GIMME ONE CHANCE:
Sometimes in fanfic I find myself writing ships into the fic that I don’t agree with just bc it makes the plot juicier
Like I’ve never shipped Foreman and Chase but for my post series finale fic I’m working on where Foreman and Chase go find House and Wilson 5 years after the series finale— adding ForemanxChase to the plot to make them a foil to early Hilson (which House and Wilson recognize) makes the plot so much better
The most intimate experience I’ve ever had with another person has got to be when my friend and I drove around for over an hour and she just patiently listened to my rant about House MD and Hilson even tho she had never watched it and it also wasn’t the type of media she engaged in. And half way through the drive she started constructing a playlist specifically of songs that were so Hilson coded “for inspiration” and once there were a few songs on the playlist we started taking turns explaining what exactly in the song FELT Hilson coded and it’s the closest I’ve felt to being understood
I need to somehow incorporate polyamorous ducklings into at least one of the three Hilson WIPs I have going rn (two of them would arguably be difficult to work in due to the timeline)
Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is