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Guren: there is only one thing worse than a rapist *pulls back paper on board* boom

Yuu: A child

Yuu: is this allowed?

Mika: yuu, all we’re doing is holding hands while shopping

Yuu: yeah! That’s gay, Mika!

Dazai and chuuya are the couple that you can tell when they’re going through a rough patch cos the punishment each time is for one of them to deny each other sex. every so often dazai will walk into the ADA and oddly not want to shitstir kunikida and Everybody Knows

Chuuya doesn’t really give a fuck, but dazai gets it real bad when he’s chuuya-deprived. Chuuya knows this. Dazai is the one who causes most of the problems. If he’s too much of a shit, chuuya will give dazai the silent treatment until dazai falls apart and apologises

where’s my klance flowershop au where lance is the florist and keith comes in several times a week to buy all kinds of flowers. lance is secretly pining but he’s Sad because keith keeps buying all these romantic flowers. keith is buying yellow acacia’s and jasmine’s and gardenia’s and red roses and camellia’s. lance obviously thinks keith has someone already and he’s jealous and he hopes that person appreciates all those flowers. obviously it comes out later that keith is single and the reason that he was buying all these flowers was to send a message. to lance. cause he’s got a crush. on LANCE. they fall in love. fin.

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

i have no idea what this is

i’m in a love-hate relationship with this, because it’s SO CHEESY

lance: i spy something big and blue and beautiful

keith, groaning: that’s the fifth time you pick blue, please stop

lance: hey. i may not be piloting her anymore, but i still need to show love and appreciation for my lady blue. but fine, it’s your turn

keith: i spy a hole in something important

lance, snorting: what are you talking about?

keith: *wiggles the toe peeking through the hole in his sock*

lance, breaking out into laughter: oh my god, not again! you seriously need new socks. go again, that doesn’t count

keith, smiling: fine, fine

keith: ……i spy a beautiful boy who takes my breath away every time he smiles at me

lance, laughter slowly dying out when he realizes keith is looking straight at him: what….

keith: i spy a boy who makes me feel like i’m floating on clouds, who makes me feel so alive 

lance: keith…..

keith, voice quiet: i spy a boy called lance who i’m in love with but he doesn’t even realize it

lance, swallowing roughly and slowly taking keith’s hand: maybe….that boy has been in love with you too and just didn’t know how to tell you

keith: you really think so?

lance, squeezing keith’s hand and giving him the softest smile keith’s ever seen: yeah. i do

In case this hasn’t been done yet. I tried bringing out the bg audio of Lance’s and Veronica’s conversation while Allura and Lance’s mum chat. Hope it’s somewhat more audible than the original  Enjoy our bi disaster :’)

Edit: I forgot to add the transcript 

Veronica: Maybe you can put in a good word for me with that long hair friend of yours

Lance: What?! Keith?! No no no no no  hahaha NO WAY NO. Never. Not in a MILLION decaphebs okay? All that guy likes are knives and space wolves! So- Wh-who even likes those things?! AND he’s got a mullet- mullets are terrible cOME ON It’s no just no NO

Veronica: I’m just kidding P.S. Thank you to everyone reblogging and adding this bless u ♥

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

Oh… My… God.

Guys, guys, don’t lose hope just yet, fam. Yo yo yo Klance is still canon guys!!!

uhh kick??????? ( credits to streetartistklance on ig )

me: they can’t kill allura she’s already given up and lost too much

vld: *kills allura*

me: 

alright, listen up people. if allura dies? we riot

tis the holiday season so here’s some fluff 🎄🎅🎁❤💙

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

Hello I’d like to present a Jaith college au that literally only exists because I love the prep+jock/punk dynamic and I wanted James to play baseball.

James once told Keith that he believed Keith kissing him could be a good luck charm so Keith is sure to give him plenty of smooches before every game.

The team was very interested when this punk first started showing up and was James’ #1 fan but they’re glad Keith makes James less uptight.

On the first day of Klancemas Voltron gave to me

The bonding moment of a good team

Season 8 may be coming up, endgames may already be in place, but keep a look out: klance is still canon king, and starting New Year’s, we’re going to be launching something specially for them.

So buckle up for December 31st, when we make the official announcement! Hope you’re as pumped as we are!

It’s cold and snowing outside…

Hunk: *Gives his jacket to Shay*

Shiro: *Covers Adam with layers of clothes*

Keith: *Fucking yeets himself to Lance and uses his body temperature to keep him warm*

Less than two weeks before we all lose our collective shit

I don’t post adult content, but I know and follow a lot of blogs that do. If you don’t like the changes @staff wants to make regarding NSFW imagery, be sure to let them know!

→ Sign the petition here! 

All Eyes on Keith

All right, we really gotta talk about Keith’s eyes. As many people have noticed (see @storiesbeyondthestars​‘s post here and this tweet here, for example), there’s something strange going on with them in these S8 images:

In both shots, his eyes look dull and devoid of life:

While other characters’ eyes, at a similar distance, still have the usual shine:

So the lack of shine in Keith’s eyes–but no one else’s–isn’t an error or a case of the artists just not giving a fuck. His eyes are intentionally being drawn like that, and it probably means that he’s going to be “corrupted” somehow in S8.

This is really interesting to me because I think the show has been constantly focusing on Keith’s eyes since the very beginning. Besides his hair (thanks Lance lol), his eyes are the first physical feature of his that we’re introduced to:

And whenever Keith is experiencing strong emotions, they’re often the only thing we see. This happens multiple times throughout the series:

Keith’s eyes are not only reflective of his emotions, but also change depending on his physical and mental state as well:

I think the show focuses on Keith’s eyes so much because they want viewers to pay attention to them and notice how they change. It’s like they’re treating his eyes like “characters” that add their own layer to the story.

So with that in mind, I think the marketing team is intentionally showing some interesting things about Keith’s eyes in order to give us hints about S8:

As mentioned before, Keith’s eyes appearing dull and lifeless in the promo images at the top probably means he’s being controlled or corrupted in some way. This dovetails nicely with the prevailing theories that he’s going to be captured or used as a pawn by Honerva.

Keith’s eyes in this scene from the S8 trailer make him look, as @storiesbeyondthestars puts it, “cornered and desperate”:

Keith doesn’t have his armor on, and he appears to be in a battle with only his BoM sword at his disposal. This might mean that he can’t use his bayard or the Black Lion, which explains why he looks so frantic. He could also be looking “cornered” because he’s outnumbered and fighting solo against multiple people (possibly Zethrid and her crew, which @the-red-paladins​ points out here).

Either way, it looks like Keith is at a disadvantage and he knows it. If that’s the case, then it’s possible that he loses whatever battle this is, Honerva “corrupts” him after he’s defeated, and then sends him back to Team Voltron.

I’m curious to see if Keith is featured in any more promo material. If so, I’ll be watching him closely to figure out if his eyes give us any more hints.

RED GAY

how to tell if you’re the red gay or the blue gay

a (probably inaccurate but relatively relatable) study by dorkgan

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the red gay

openly angsty

wears black (oh wait, no-)

has messy hair

runs into situations without thinking

strong internally

has had ______ for only a day but if anything happens to them or it, the red gay will kill everyone in the room and then themself

family problems

looks up to someone (who they’ll probably be the successor of)

(is this where i insert the feline traits???)

hides true emotions with denial

but when around the blue gay, they become the softest of gays ever

fine examples include: keith kogane, ruby, catra

the blue gay

wants to be the best

does their best

calmer, but dealing with emotional issues

very confused about life

good hair *thumbs up*

wants to impress others

talks to others for advice

sometimes bottles everything up

openly shows love

admired others for their strengths

needs a lot of love and attention

puzzling past with the red gay

but all the same, they warm up to each other in time, with the blue gay taking care of their partner

because after all, they’re in love

fine examples include: lance mcclain, sapphire, adora

Jingle bells

Dashing through the halls,

with teachers up my ass,

I have to take a test,

I rlly hope you pass,

this school is actual hell,

I can't even spell,

you get to class right now you wanna make the bell,

JINGLE BELLS,

KILL OURSELVES,

HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH,

THIS ISN'T FUN,

I'M SO DONE,

THERE GOES MY GPA

HEY!

:) your welcome

Klance is spreading.

Like… no joke

There was this festival of talents in my school.

In the auditorium, the students performed different talents and shows.

And five people reenact a scene, but gave their own twist.

Bros, they were dressed as team Voltron. 6 of them (one was pink, who called herself Allura) were fighting off students dressed as purple soldiers (sound familiar?)

Then, someone threw a bag of flour to the ground completely obscuring the stage.

Then the speakers blasted off a “LANCE” and when the flour was gone, THE KEITH WAS HOLDING THE LANCE IN HIS ARMS.

AND NO FUCKING JOKE THEY KISSED

THEY CAME OUT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL AS GAY

DRESSED UP

AS KLANCE

SHIP OF THE YEAR INDEED.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

What happens when voltron realises a new trailer for s8

Voltron:*releases new trailer*

Fandom:* instantly starts breaking down the trailer studying every second of it*

Gay lance shippers: LaNcE iS aLoNe WiTh AlLuRa We MuSt GeT rId Of PrInCeSs REEEEEEEEEEE

Allurance shippers: *sobbing on the floor* IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING OMMGGGGGG

Klance: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY EVERYONE GET IT AWAY FRON LANCE SHE'S WITU LANFE THAT'S NOT OOOKKKKKKKK

Whole fandom:*sees Keith in the one scene* OUR GOD IS A BEAUTIFUL EMO BOI LOOK AT HIM *cries*

Shiro shippers: WHERE TF IS MY SPACE DAD *sees him in the trailer* *starts sobbing* HE'S SO BEAUTFUL LOOK AT HIM BEING A GOOD SPACE DAD

Voltron: .... what the FUCK... what have we created... it was like a 30 second trailer..... and you all... just..... what.. have i done.......

Fandom: *slowly backs away into dark corner hissing and sobbing taking the characters with them while some rock back and forth slowly replaying the trailer like a damn war flash back while some are already getting fan art made and fan fictions*

Voltron: someone delete it... DELETE IT NOW IT'S CORRUPTING THEM!!!! TAKE IT AWAY ALL OF IT AND RUN

Plz this would be amazing

OKAY ALRIGHT ALL OF YOU

Thanks to @smileyoureoncamera, there’s this new au…

SO HERE’S THE PLAN: IF THIS GETS 500 NOTES (likes or reblogs) I WILL WRITE IT.

Basic summary: