Like… no joke
There was this festival of talents in my school.
In the auditorium, the students performed different talents and shows.
And five people reenact a scene, but gave their own twist.
Bros, they were dressed as team Voltron. 6 of them (one was pink, who called herself Allura) were fighting off students dressed as purple soldiers (sound familiar?)
Then, someone threw a bag of flour to the ground completely obscuring the stage.
Then the speakers blasted off a “LANCE” and when the flour was gone, THE KEITH WAS HOLDING THE LANCE IN HIS ARMS.
jungkook and taehyung singing never not
Guren: there is only one thing worse than a rapist *pulls back paper on board* boom
Yuu: A child
dreams do come true 😔
Dazai and chuuya are the couple that you can tell when they’re going through a rough patch cos the punishment each time is for one of them to deny each other sex. every so often dazai will walk into the ADA and oddly not want to shitstir kunikida and Everybody Knows
Chuuya doesn’t really give a fuck, but dazai gets it real bad when he’s chuuya-deprived. Chuuya knows this. Dazai is the one who causes most of the problems. If he’s too much of a shit, chuuya will give dazai the silent treatment until dazai falls apart and apologises
Friendly reminder that Shinya Hiragi cares about nothing, not even his own life. He never loses his cool.
Except for when it comes to Guren.
I don’t think people understand how much shit you have to go through to want to actually end your life.
People don’t understand the pain you have to be in to want to die.
People don’t understand what happens in their heads, that the only option for them is to stop breathing.
People don’t get how much we cry in our sheets at night holding our mouths just that we wouldn’t make a sound.
People don’t understand the urge of screaming for help when there is no one who would hear us.
People don’t understand.
I want to die.
I’m passively suicidal
I think about suicide on a daily basis
And I have a feeling in my body that just screams “I want do die”
But I just never do it
I’m passively suicidal
Hunk: *Gives his jacket to Shay*
Shiro: *Covers Adam with layers of clothes*
Keith: *Fucking yeets himself to Lance and uses his body temperature to keep him warm*
In case this hasn’t been done yet. I tried bringing out the bg audio of Lance’s and Veronica’s conversation while Allura and Lance’s mum chat. Hope it’s somewhat more audible than the original Enjoy our bi disaster :’)
Veronica: Maybe you can put in a good word for me with that long hair friend of yours
Lance: What?! Keith?! No no no no no hahaha NO WAY NO. Never. Not in a MILLION decaphebs okay? All that guy likes are knives and space wolves! So- Wh-who even likes those things?! AND he’s got a mullet- mullets are terrible cOME ON It’s no just no NO
Veronica: I’m just kidding P.S. Thank you to everyone reblogging and adding this bless u ♥
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