࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇ LGB(T) ⛓ꜱᴀᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ ꜱʜɪᴛ⛓ --- † --- † ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ † †𝟙𝟠† † ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ † †ʙᴛꜱ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ† 𝔽𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕪 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 @/ Slothboi_
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Latest Posts by xslothboix - Page 2
BTS as florida man headlines
TAEHYUNG
JIMIN
YOONGI
HOSEOK
NAMJOON
JUNGKOOK
JIN
It do bE
<BTS playing ‘Never Have I Ever’>
Jimin: Never have I ever had sex of any kind with someone in this room that I am not currently dating.
*Taehyung and Jungkook both take a shot of soju*
Jimin: WTF?!
Namjoon: I am thinking a lot of things I didn’t think I could ever imagine.
Yoongi: I don’t even want to know.
Jimin: What the hell did you two do?!
Taehyung: First of all, we were drunk.
Jungkook: Second of all, I see why you like Taehyung, Jimin.
Namjoon: Guys, I would tell you if I had a son.
Jungkook *walking past*: Hey, dad.
Namjoon: Oh hey, kiddo.
BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Okay, listen
Ohhh how I hope we get mint yoongi and jimin back this come back, I don't think I'll survive if we do shit
Tae’s mullet
jungkook and taehyung singing never not
please no…
Surprise I'm alive I'm probably gonna be more active on here beware of a lot of BTS stuff cause I love my boys thanks for coming to my Ted talk bye
was this really necessary?
women be like. hot...
Reblog if you think its just as bad if a woman rapes/assaults a man too
Tryna prove a point to my mom
I’m passively suicidal
I think about suicide on a daily basis
And I have a feeling in my body that just screams “I want do die”
But I just never do it
I’m passively suicidal
I’m passively suicidal
I think about suicide on a daily basis
And I have a feeling in my body that just screams “I want do die”
But I just never do it
I’m passively suicidal
Patreon June Exclusive: Mika/Yuu ‘the hooker i ordered turned out to be my best friend’ AU
Mika taps on the confirmation e-mail again and scrolls down to the meetup location details. He’s already in the hotel room, perched on the edge of a large king-sized bed, but it never hurts to double check.
Barry’s Luxury Rooms
Third Floor, Room #17
November 2nd, 8:30 PM
Alright, so maybe calling this place a hotel was cheapening the term. From the way none of the other men Mika had passed in the small lobby met his eyes, it wasn’t difficult to guess the reason they came to this…establishment. Mika can’t judge them, though. He was here for the same reason.
He’d been nervous about entering the building. This was Mika’s first time doing something like this, and he’d imagined that once he stepped inside, everyone would stare and whisper. Surely everyone would know exactly what he was there for, what he was about to do.
He needn’t have worried, though. Everything had been arranged, just like the agency had promised.
The receptionist, a young blond woman with oddly juvenile pigtails, handed him the keycard without so much as a glance once Mika gave her his reservation number. From what he could tell, she’d been preoccupied with a Youtube tutorial.
Mika absently wonders if there’s a Youtube tutorial for this. Probably not. Hiring an escort isn’t exactly legal. At least, not where he’s from.
Biting his lip, Mika glances at the time. 8:20. Ten more minutes until the man the agency sent him knocks on his door. He really hopes the escort isn’t a new hire- he wouldn’t know where to start. Mika has never been in this situation before.
The confirmation e-mail included a description of the escort the agency was sending him, based on his submitted preferences. Mika has read it about twenty times since receiving it the week before, but he scrolls down to look at it again. A small smile curves his lips as he reads the words he’s practically memorized by now.
Your carefully selected companion, Irino, is happy to meet you. He has been selected for you based on your following preferences:
- Sex: Male
- Nationality: Japanese
- Height: 5’5”-5’7”
- Hair Color: Black
- Eye Color: Green
- Body Type: Fit, Trim
Please confirm by October 21st to proceed with your reservation.
Mika had confirmed within five minutes of receiving the initial e-mail. The description continued to appear in the following messages, reminding him of what he was paying a hefty fee for.
An hour with his best friend’s proxy.
Mika has long passed the point of being ashamed. How could he be, at this stage of the game? The moment the thought had crossed his mind during one lonely night a month ago, Mika couldn’t think of anything else. This was his last resort.
If fucking an escort who looks like Yuu won’t make him stop pining for his devastatingly straight friend, Mika doesn’t know what else could ease the pain. He can’t possibly cut ties with the only person who’d been at his side all those years ago at the orphanage. Yuu is his family, and Mika refuses to lose him over some silly crush.
…a silly crush that has been ruining his life for the past year, but surely it was nothing more than the result of Yuu moving in after Mika’s previous roommate moved out.
Regardless of why or how it happened, Mika is determined to let off steam tonight and return to their apartment a new man. One who doesn’t need to pretend he isn’t watching when his roommate is walking around the room in only a towel, searching for shampoo. One who doesn’t cling a second longer than socially acceptable when hugging his best friend. A man who doesn’t paste on a fake smile when meeting his friend’s girlfriend.
Maybe, once the night is over, Mika will be able to be genuinely happy for Yuu and Shinoa.
Mika frowns.
Well, the night wasn’t over yet. He still has time to indulge in his fantasy before letting go.
Taking a deep breath, Mika goes over the mental to-do list he’d put together for the night. Lists always seemed to calm him down, for whatever reason. Maybe it was the illusion of control. He hasn’t been able to control his feelings or his body around Yuu lately, so perhaps this was his way of pretending that he still has some semblance of authority over the situation.
Mika stands up and looks at his reflection in the mirror hanging over the desk in the corner. He’s a little pale, but as he tries on a confident smile, Mika would like to think it wasn’t too noticeable. He’d showered before leaving the apartment and his hair is still a little damp. He runs his fingers through the darkened blond and decides to tie it all back. Maybe he could get Irino to pull his hair.
Mika’s face regains some of its color at the thought, but he doesn’t have the time to appreciate it.
There’s a knock at the door.
All the tension leaves Mika’s body as he turns in the direction of the door and crosses the room. He might agonize for weeks over something and lose sleep because of it, but once he’s in a stressful situation, he takes charge of it. A common coping mechanism, but Mika is rather grateful for it. He wouldn’t want Irino to think that he’s some sort of nervous virgin who has to pay to get laid.
No. This is merely a business transaction, and if there’s one thing Mika knows, it’s business.
So Mika stops in front of the door and clears his throat. Much to his relief, his voice doesn’t shake.
“Yes?”
“Room service,” the person on the other side says, exactly as the agency e-mail had indicated they would. Mika closes his eyes for a brief moment, allowing himself a moment’s reprieve, before lifting his head with a polite smile and opening the door.
“Of course, please come-“
Mika can’t recall the last time he’d been rendered speechless. He isn’t sure it’s ever happened before. But it was certainly happening now, because for some crazy reason-
“Mika?!”
Yuu is standing in front of him.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
rival team captains au
lance, visibly pissed: he’s always being put in the spotlight.. god sometimes keith just makes me wanna slam him against a wall and–
lance: (realizes keith is behind him and listening)
keith:
keith, smirking: why’d you stop there? it was just getting interesting
I hope you find the motivation you needed
Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam
Chuuya: Oh, God, not Dazai.
Higuchi: You know Dazai Osamu?
Chuuya: Let’s just say we’ve crossed paths.
Akutagawa: Right. Was that before or after you slept with him?
Suicidal
I don’t think people understand how much shit you have to go through to want to actually end your life.
People don’t understand the pain you have to be in to want to die.
People don’t understand what happens in their heads, that the only option for them is to stop breathing.
People don’t get how much we cry in our sheets at night holding our mouths just that we wouldn’t make a sound.
People don’t understand the urge of screaming for help when there is no one who would hear us.
People don’t understand.
I want to die.
i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day
Chuuya: Sugar, spice and everything nice?
Chuuya: Nah, I’m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
Dazai: i don’t know why but whenever chuuya’s around, my heart starts beating really fast and i get nervous. they’re complicated feelings.
Ango: you have a crush.
Dazai: blocked.
Ango: this is a verbal conversation, you can’t just—
Dazai: B L O C K E D.
Chuuya: i failed the safety and health course today
Dazai: what happened?
Chuuya: one of the questions was “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Dazai: … and?
Chuuya: apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
Atsushi: Killing a killer doesn’t lessen the number of killers in the world.
Akutagawa: Kill five more then.
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